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"Holy crap! Who is it? Turn off the alarm! Isn't it annoying? Turn it off for me early in the morning! I'm sleepy, Lu'er! Lu'er! Look whose phone is smashed!"

A big smelly foot kicked Lu Ze in the face and almost stuffed it into Lu Ze's mouth. Only then did Lu Ze sleepily open his eyes, looked around confusedly, followed the sound, picked up his phone from the ground and turned it off.

I dropped the alarm, and when the sound disappeared, I threw it as hard as I could before covering my face with a pillow to avoid being kicked again, and I closed my eyes again.

The room fell into silence again. After a while, Comrade Song Guiyuan, who was sleeping above Lu Ze and was the culprit who kicked Lu Ze in the face, snored again. But within two minutes, there was a sudden knock on the door of the room.

The sound of the door woke up Zhuang Yu's photography friends. He glanced at his watch and yelled outside.

"It's 5:30 in the morning and I'm calling Hun'er! Stop knocking! What are you doing so early? Stop knocking! You're deaf!"

After a while of yelling, the door became quiet, but after my photography friend lay down again, he muttered again: "Why did I remember what happened today?"

It was quiet in the room and then I fucked!!! I fucked!!! I fucked!!!!

All the old men in the room jumped up. Except for Song Guiyuan who was sleeping like a pig, Lu Ze didn't know if it was because he was hungover that his brain was not working properly. He sat down on Song Guiyuan's belly and almost died.

Lao Song squeezed his intestines out, grabbed the half bottle of beer left on the bedside table, and poured it on Lao Song's face.

"Ah!!! Lu Ze! I'll fuck your uncle!!!"

Forty minutes later, a group of rough men in long coats hurried out of the room, their heads of sweat glistening in the morning sun. Except for Zhuang Yu, everyone's hair was shaped like a chicken coop.

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The stylist who knocked on the door just now was scheduled to style the groom and groomsmen at 5:30. He went out at 5:50, but they didn’t finish washing until 6:05! Not to mention styling, they didn’t even have time to blow dry their hair.

Lu Ze's hair was still dripping with water.

"I said don't drink so much! Don't drink so much! You won't listen! The more I stop you, the harder it gets! And you drive! Don't drive! Now you are driving under the influence! How dare you touch the steering wheel?

Zhuangzi! Get in the car! Get in the car quickly!"

Zhuang Yu's voice broke every time he spoke, and the veins in his neck burst out, and he estimated that the blood could reach a height of one meter. He slapped his thighs, jumped up and down and roared, and quickly put Zhuang Yu, who was still in a daze, into the car.

Lu Ze also hurriedly got on the four-by-four truck at the back, covering his head and letting out a long sigh. Not only was it a headache caused by the hangover, but he also felt embarrassed.

From the time he was filming "The Leader", he knew that Song Guiyuan couldn't believe what he said about drinking less! Lao Song's drinking was not considered self-punishment, it was like seeing his biological father when he saw the wine.

How much did you drink last night? Counting both men and women at the dinner, about twenty people drank eight bottles of liquor and ten boxes of beer. As a result, twelve men rushed to the bar and received the one hundred and sixty bottles of beer that were given as a sign-up card plus four

The whole bottle of Martell was poured into the stomach, and even Song Guiyuan and Lu Ze, the best drinkers, were knocked down.

Fortunately, Zhuang Yu didn't drink much at the bar, because he was almost exhausted at the dinner. He only drank three or four bottles of beer when he went to the bar, but he ate five or six fruit plates, which was a scary amount of food.

"I realize that you are really causing trouble! It's almost the morning rush hour. If we don't arrive at the bride's house until nine o'clock and then go to the banquet venue, the guests will all starve to death!"

"Are you still blaming me? Didn't you also scream happily? The beer is boring, just like water. I have to drink something exciting, but now it is exciting! My wife must not skin me when I get home?

No, you have to go home with me later! Brother, eat sweets and feel happy."

The two of them were arguing and swearing. As soon as they stopped at a red light, they each smiled and threw wedding candies and cigarettes into the car window next to the car next to them. When the car continued to drive away when the light turned green, they started to curse again, and they continued to quarrel until Wang Zhen

The house you are in is completely over.

"Mr. Zhuang! Fifteen minutes! There's only fifteen minutes left! They're urging me at the venue, and they're all waiting!"

The plan kept reminding everyone of the time, which made everyone tensed up. Lu Ze looked at the camera's chubby figure, and it was so hard to run. He couldn't run even if he was holding him up. His brain got hot, and he grabbed the camera and resisted.

On his shoulder, he told the photographer to meet upstairs, and rushed to the front without any hesitation.

"This kid is still running so fast. He will vomit later. Brother, do you want some?"

Song Guiyuan was no longer in a hurry. He leaned against the car door and nibbled on melon seeds. He handed the melon seeds to the planner with a smile. Suddenly he saw a call coming from his cell phone. He was frightened when he saw the caller ID. He quickly hung up the phone and touched his chest.

Take a breath.

According to custom, no one who has been married or divorced can be the best man. Of course he is not the same. He was just playing along yesterday. Thinking about it, a dozen soy sauce bastards poured too much into the groom and best man.

If Zhuang Xue knew about it, he would probably be buried in the swimming pool.

The elevator reached the seventh floor. This was Zhuang Yu's old house. After all, he was a native of the Imperial Capital and had several properties in the Imperial Capital. Lu Ze took the lead and got out of the elevator first, walking backwards to take a picture of Zhuang Yu's face. This is called a professional. Looking at

Zhuang Yu hurriedly patted the door, sweating profusely. Although he felt a little guilty, he still wanted to laugh.

"Dong dong dong! Wife, I'm here to pick you up! Open the door quickly!"

"Who cares about calling me wife? You are more than half an hour late and we are all anxious. Originally we wanted to make it easier for you to get in, but don't think about it now! Let's test you first! How do you and Zhenzhen know each other?

Why are we together? Tell us all about your best memories!"

"Sister! Stop making trouble! Time is running out! It's really too late. Hurry up and open the door!"

The more urgent the situation became, the more enthusiastic the bridesmaids inside became, and they kept yelling, which made the angry men outside feel itchy. Zhuang Yu no longer had his elegant temperament, his face was red, his lips were pursed, and his brain was working rapidly.

, I was just about to talk about his love history with Wang Zhen.

Lu Ze suddenly noticed that the group of people behind the photographer had also come up. He rolled his eyes and had an idea. He put his index finger on his lips to tell everyone to be silent. Then he tiptoed to the elevator door and handed the camera to

After the photographer, he deliberately made the sound of his heels very loud, as if he had just come out of the elevator. He took a breath, controlled his false vocal cords, and lowered his voice to make his voice more mature and difficult to let go.

The acquaintance recognized him and finally spoke with a Beijing accent.

"Hello, I am a spy from the police brigade in xx District. I came to see you get married and I didn't want to disturb your big day. However, you merged dangerously along the way, driving at a speed of 20% over the speed limit, and some of you went on the sidewalk to go around the traffic lights.

Behavior, please cooperate with the investigation and give me your driver’s license. Have you been drinking later? Such a strong smell of alcohol, Xiao Zhao, Xiao Zhao.”

Lu Ze's head was twisted as if he was having an epileptic seizure, and he kept winking at one of the groomsmen, only then did he react and quickly agreed with a pinched throat.

"Hey! Hey! Captain"

"What's the alcohol test? Oh yes, give me the alcohol tester. Let's start with you, Mr. Lu Ze. Please take a breath."

Zhuang Yu's friend was also excited. He laughed until he was convulsing and had to control his voice to respond: "Okay, I'll give you the king's team."

In an instant, Lu Ze stood on the opposite side, changed his voice, and pretended to be a little panicked: "I'm sorry, we drank last night, but we really didn't drink this morning. Please, Mr. JC, we are getting married here.

Can you wait a moment?"

Then he stood in the same position as before, and even his body movements were perfectly controlled. Even the best man and the cameraman standing nearby were almost convinced and murmured: "This actor can act anywhere?"

"I'm sorry, now the law has made it very clear to the public. Everyone knows the dangers of drunk driving. I can't wait until your wedding is over, right? Will you still hit the road smelling of alcohol later? Come on, blow it, if

Once the alcohol has decomposed, it will be fine. Come and blow. Look, the alcohol concentration per 100 milligrams of blood is sixty-two. You are driving drunk. Come on, next person. Blow. You are seventy-two. It is thicker than Mr. Lu. Quickly.

You're a drunk driver. How dare you drive after drinking so much? Next person, Mr. Zhuang Yu, please give me a blow too."

"Brother Zhuang? What's going on? Did you all drink and drive together? Why are you so uneasy? Don't drink on your big day."

The door was suddenly opened a crack. Although Zhuang Yu had not completely sobered up, he was so treacherous that he reacted immediately. He clasped his hands and opened the door, which shocked Wang Zhen's best friend.

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"Come on! Come on!"

In an instant, a group of men rushed into the house. A group of women had not yet figured out what was going on. They were so frightened by this scene that they screamed and were then blocked by red envelopes. Although they still stopped them, they no longer had the same attitude as before.

So tough.

"Zhuangzi! Flowers! Flowers! Don't forget the flowers!"

A bouquet of roses was thrown directly into Zhuang Yu's arms. Without hesitation, he knelt on the ground with one knee and slid forward a short distance. He held a handful of flowers in front of Wang Zhen.

"It's been so late, I thought you weren't getting married. It was Lu Er who acted just now, right? He is the only one who can act so well. He is so full of bad intentions, I was scared to death. I thought you were really going to get married on the day of your wedding.

Go and stay at the police station, the bastard is waiting for me to take care of him later."

This thing is strange. If it were true as Lu Zeyan's police officer said, there would be no need to pick up the bride. The convoy would have been detained in the middle of the road. But who made Lu Zeyan look so similar? Top line skills

, it really is not enough to just drop in a random person and make the people in the room unable to recognize who it is. Each sentence and the intonation of each word must be pressed just right to produce this effect of confusing people by hearing.

"We will talk about his affairs later. Wang Zhen, please marry me. I will wash the clothes, cook the food, wash the dishes, mop the floor, earn the money, and spend it for you. I must take care of you for the rest of my life. I will be yours for the rest of my life."

Take the flowers and leave quickly before you have to rush!"

This set of words was spoken very fast, and he finished speaking. He threw the flowers at Wang Zhen. Zhuang Yu hugged Wang Zhen and rushed out. Even Wang Zhen in his arms did not react and subconsciously hugged Wang Zhen.

Zhuang Yu, let him hug him and run out.

"Shoes! No shoes! I haven't eaten the noodles yet! Hey! Brother Zhuang!"

"Take it! Get in the car and eat!"

There are a total of forty-two tables in the venue, and two tables are reserved. In fact, there are only forty tables, with each table worth thirteen thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight. This is far less than when Song Guiyuan got married, there were more than two hundred tables, one for each table.

Zhuang Yu and Wang Zhen don't have many friends because Zhuang Yu and Wang Zhen don't have many friends. Zhuang Yu doesn't like to make friends in that kind of situation. Wang Zhen was sick before, so those friends cut off contact with her. Maybe

They also didn't expect that Wang Zhen survived a serious illness and that she didn't make many friends after her comeback.

Secondly, the two of them have very poor financial backgrounds. They are indeed not as rich as the old Song family. After all, Song Guiyuan has been filming for so many years, and one episode only costs three to five million yuan. Zhuang Yu was a photographer before, and Wang Zhen earned the money.

All the money was spent on medical treatment, and it was already quite difficult for the two of them to take out a loan to buy a villa.

Because of this, the two of them didn't even think about renting a castle abroad or renting a manor somewhere when they got married, just like ordinary people, they would hold it in a hotel.

In addition to relatives and friends of both parties, the guests present were also senior executives of Tiancheng Media and well-known artists, as well as actors whom they knew from previous filming. That’s not right. In fact, many trainees from Tiancheng were also present, but they were not qualified.

When I came to the table, I came here to perform. After performing my talent, I took a red envelope and sent him away.

But even so, these kids performed extremely hard on stage. They sang, danced, played and sang, and used any special skills. Each one was more exciting than the other. They wished they could smash rocks with their mouths and lock steel bars with their big necks.

He pierced his mouth with needles and ate raw glass shards, etc., for fear that the company leaders in the audience would not notice him.

However, Lu Ze couldn't see the hard work of these children. He was helplessly watching two crying children rolling on the ground. One of these two children was Xiaoliang, the other was the daughter of Wang Zhen's cousin, and the two Xiaohua

Tong's parents were not present. He was a child after all, so it was inevitable that he would be frightened. No matter how much Lu Ze coaxed him, he would not get up.

Soon, the little girl's mother came back and coaxed the child. When Xiaoliang saw that his comrade had stopped crying, he sat on the ground and started howling. Lu Ze didn't care, eating melon seeds and watching him cry. Sometimes children are the most spiritual.

Actor, the more you coax him, the more energetic he will be, and he will really stop crying after a good beating.

"Stop crying! If you cry again, I'll beat you! Hold it back!"

Once again, he performed a fierce look, which scared Xiaoliang's cries away. He just pulled Lu Ze's trousers and asked where his parents were. Lu Ze remembered Zhuang Xue's appearance just now and couldn't help but sigh.

I touched Xiaoliang's neatly combed hair this morning. If Lao Song couldn't get over this hurdle today, Xiaoliang would probably become a child of a single-parent family.

Soon, the wedding started. Lu Ze carried Xiao Liang and took him to the center of the venue. He didn't have to worry about the rest. Along the way, there were whispers in his ears. Lu Ze didn't pay attention.

They were just surprised at Lu Ze's presence. What kind of emotions were contained in their words could not be used to slander Lu Ze in the slightest. Just talk about it.

After the wedding started, everything was very festive, but the master of ceremonies did not talk about having a baby early, because Wang Zhen really couldn't conceive. This fact was obviously that the two newlyweds were prepared, but it could be seen that Zhuang Yu's parents were worried about it.

The daughter-in-law was not very satisfied.

According to the thinking of the older generation, it is not difficult to understand. Although Zhuang Xue already has a child, can his grandson have a biological grandson? Of course, it is better to have a child named Zhuang. This also led to the fact that at the wedding banquet, although the two elders did not

He complained, but his smile was somewhat unnatural.

Perhaps Zhuang Yu's parents are the biggest difficulty in their marriage, but Lu Ze is an outsider and can't control it. He can only watch the fun from the sidelines.

What’s interesting is the hydrangea tossing session. There were obviously so many bridesmaids in the audience vying for the prize, but Wang Zhen just threw it casually and did a miracle with great force.

Ze was startled. It would be a bit too accurate to say that Wang Zhen did it on purpose. He could hit Lu Ze with his back turned, but if it was a coincidence, the blessing in Wang Zhen's smile was...

Lu Ze accepted it easily.

The wedding is officially over, the wine and food are brought to the table by the waiter, and the two newlyweds here also start to toast. Of course, most of the wine mixed with water is water. If you really drink Laozhuang tonight, you won't be able to think about the bridal party. The hospital drip is still about the same.

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After paying homage to Lu Ze's table, Lu Ze ate something casually before getting up and leaving. Although Zhuang Yu basically drank water, there was still alcohol in his body. He was also very confused at this time. He didn't stop him too much and just said to pick a fight.

After spending some time alone together, the two hugged and prepared to leave, but they didn't expect Wang Zhen to call Lu Ze behind him.

"When it's your turn to get married, give me a letter too. I believe it will be soon."

"Who knows, but I guess I'll be leaving soon."

"Call me when you get home, Lu'er."

On the way home, Lu Ze never dropped the hydrangea thrown by Wang Zhen, staring at it and thinking quietly. Finally, when he arrived at Luhua Station, he picked up his phone and sent Gao Peiling a text message.

"Find a chance to come home and meet my parents with me."

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