Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Zuo Zechen? Tang Yishu thought for a while and replied,”I have no impression.””

The reason why the school beauty Tang Yishu was able to study abroad was because of her family.

Both her parents are engaged in diplomacy and have a lot of connections.

There are friends of hers and friends of her parents at Prince University.

I want to investigate a Man, it’s not difficult

“No impression. Gu Fei continued to ask,”Can you help me investigate Zuo Zechen’s situation abroad?””

“OK！”Tang Yishu promised,”If he is from Prince University, I will give you all the information about him during college. If he is not from this university, I will try my best to check it.””

“Just leave this matter to my parents.”

Tang Yishu will return to China soon. Investigating others is not what she is good at.

“Then it’s hard work, uncle and auntie”

“I will give you some information about the other party in a moment.”

By the way, Gu Fei asked Tang Yishu to search for the recent Xihang subway incident and the GoldenEye interview.

Watch the video for a more intuitive view.

After finishing the call with Tang Yishu, Gu Fei was bombarded with all kinds of information on the Internet.

“Not simple. Gu Fei almost wanted to applaud,”The limelight is stronger than the Golden Eye.””

After another half-day of fermentation, the number of Zuo Zechen’s fans on the entire network has exceeded 20 million!

Major official media have launched promotions, can the popularity not be strong?

“The Xihang subway incident taught us what it means to love the motherland!”

“If our generation is like this, why worry about China not being prosperous and strong?”

“Fairy little brother! GoldenEye interview introduces you to Zuo Zechen.”

However, while Zuo Zechen became popular, the number of fans of Golden Eye Douyin also increased a lot, reaching 33 million.

With the promotion of netizens, more of Zuo Zechen’s unknown deeds were exposed!

“I am a member of the Charity Red Cross Society. Mr. Zuo Zechen once donated a small amount of 50,000 yuan. I don’t mean to express anything by saying this, I just want him to do good things quietly and be widely known.”

Although the amount is not large, for a young man who has just entered society, it is a huge amount of money!

He is a beautiful person with a kind heart!

“After Mr. Zuo returned to China, he once went to teach in mountainous areas. If you don’t believe it, you can see these photos! I am a local villager. Hehe, my child is also one of the students. I am posting this in the hope that the children of Dashan will be noticed by everyone!”

Not long after, the charity donation vouchers and photos of mountain volunteer teachers and mountain children were exposed.

He did good deeds without seeking fame.

He is simply a perfect young man!

As his popularity continued to rise, another blockbuster dropped in the devil’s mouth. All burst!

“here we go! Times News’ exclusive interview with Zuo Zechen has begun!”

“Wow, thanks to GoldenEye for helping us get to know the fairy brother!”

This Times News exclusive interview was broadcast live on the entire Internet.

Many netizens flocked to the Douyin platform, at least a quarter of them are GoldenEye fans!

“Let’s see, maybe it’s the last time……”

Gu Fei also turned on the live broadcast of Times Society to enjoy the gorgeous performance.

The location is the interview hall at the Times News Agency headquarters.

The interviewer is even more incredible.

Ding Jinwei, editor-in-chief of Times Newspaper, has a strong voice.

The Times Society he founded has even become more integrated with the world

“Hello, Mr. Zuo!”

Editor Ding asked Zuo Zechen to sit down on the sofa.

“Hello, Editor Ding!”

First of all, Editor Ding asked Zuo Zechen about his study path at Prince University abroad.

“My family is generally well-off, so it was not easy for my parents to send me to study abroad.”

“During these years of studying abroad, were your parents also your source of income?”

“Small portion.”

According to Zuo Zechen, his tuition and living expenses mainly come from scholarships and work-study studies.

He believes that now that he is an adult, he should not ask his parents for more money.

“Bang bang bang! Editor Ding applauded and praised:”

Well said!””

He is indeed a representative figure of positive energy!

“Love it, love it! Work-study and scholarships!”

“That’s awesome. My brother’s scholarship must be very high, otherwise he can travel all over the world?”

During the last GoldenEye interview, Zuo Zechen took out a photo album.

In it were the wild animals he photographed around the world.

Doesn’t it cost money? It costs a lot!

So, Zuo Zechen wants to maintain this A high quality of life must have a lot of income.

The source is scholarship and work-study.

It perfectly establishes the image of a high-level talent!

Seeing this, Gu Fei made a rough calculation

“Breaking even, how do you do it?”

According to the living standards you have shown, scholarships and work-study alone are obviously not enough.

“Not only do you have to have excellent grades, you also need to work-study, donate to charity, do various volunteer and good deeds, and travel around the world.”

Have you practiced the art of shadow clone?

Most netizens saw perfection, but Gu Fei only saw quick success…

I will just watch your performance quietly.

Gu Fei had no evidence at hand, so he could only quietly make a cup of tea, and slowly Enjoy this interview slowly.

Sometimes it’s not bad to be an audience

“Brother Fei, you are watching too.”

In the office, Xiaolu and others were watching the live broadcast on their mobile phones.

“Speaking of which, our Golden Eyes owe a lot to our little brother’s popularity.

Xiaoxue said with a smile:”I have to thank our brother Fei for catching Pete who was up to no good!””

There was a lot of fun in the office of the GoldenEye program team.

…………

Ten minutes into the interview, Editor Ding asked:”I heard that you are a vegetarian or a member of animal protection and environmental protection?”

“Yes.” Zuo Zechen said modestly,”China is a country with a large population and should have the responsibilities of a big country.”

“Nowadays, the world’s environmental problems are becoming increasingly serious, ecological deterioration is serious, and the greenhouse effect is urgent.”

“Protecting animals and protecting the environment starts with me!”

“Being vegetarian is not a bad thing, I am used to it.”

Being vegetarian is not a problem, but asking everyone to be vegetarian from the commanding heights is a big problem.

Fortunately, Zuo Zechen is not a fool and will not be so quick to ask everyone to follow his example.

“Human evolution has relied on cooked meat for hundreds of thousands of years. As society progresses, has this aspect regressed?”

“Well, after watching this live broadcast, I would like to say that our per capita meat consumption in China is not among the top ten in the world. The real meat-consuming countries are all in the West.”

Everyone in the West is eating meat, but we are vegetarians?

Others are already ahead in terms of physical fitness. Wouldn’t we be further behind if we become vegetarians?

Some opposing views also appeared on the Internet, but they were quickly submerged by the tide!

“My little brother didn’t call on everyone to follow suit, right? He was just expressing his opinion and saying that he was a vegetarian!”

“That’s right, I will also be a vegetarian from now on, and the meat will be too greasy every day.”

Many young people are easily influenced by role models.

After a while, the interview came to an end.

“Can you talk about why you stood up in the Xihang subway incident?”

Anchor Ding looked at Zuo Zechen eagerly, waiting for the answer

“This is what every Chinese should do. Zuo

Zechen puffed up his chest and replied proudly:”We once suffered humiliation, but we stood up!””

“Now that we in China have stood up, we can no longer fall down or kneel down!”

“All human beings are created equal, and Westerners are neither noble nor inferior to us. We yearn for peace and equality”

“We welcome international friends, so why not come from far away!”

“But for foreigners without quality, we should drive them out!”

“well said!”Editor Ding took the lead in applauding

“In the world of integration, China, as a country with a large population and an upcoming superpower, has greater responsibilities than other countries!”

“And I hope to do my best to help China truly take off as soon as possible!”

The patriotism is beyond words!

“applause!”

The whole interview studio burst into endless applause.

Countless water friends also spontaneously applauded and clapped their hands across the country.

“well said! My little brother has been a fan for life!”

“Awesome, you are the second person I admire besides Fei Ge!”

“Thanks to GoldenEye for letting me know Mr. Zuo! He will definitely be an unparalleled national scholar in the future!”

Patriotic traffic is always easy to get…

After the interview with Times News Agency, Zuo Zechen immediately updated on the bib. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Article 1: Participate in Times Editor Ding was very cordial during the exclusive interview.

Article 2: Although I really want to stay in Shanghai for a few more days, I’d better go back to Xihang first. I just want to be an ordinary person, and I hope my community won’t be mobbed…

Chapter Santiao: Today’s lunch is filled with colorful vegetables! (Pictured is a vegetable feast, I’m a vegetarian)

Santiao’s neck scarf immediately attracted countless fans to repost and comment.

It was even more popular than the popular traffic star Han Zhengbin[]

Han Zhengbin has always been taken the first place in the hot search by GoldenEye recently, and I feel angry.

“What a cheat!”

In the hotel, Han Zhengbin threw his wine glass and cursed:”Forget it if I get outclassed by Golden Eye Gu Fei, you, Zuo Zechen, who has only been around for a few days, your traffic is higher than mine?”

The big star is not convinced. He has been the second child for thousands of years, and now���The third child in ten thousand years?

He is always ridiculed by netizens and reduced to being a comedian and a cheater.

This magical world!

I, Han Zhengbin, want to rise up, and I cannot go further and further on the road of being a comedian…

In my heart, this big star even wants to shout in front of everyone: I, Han Zhengbin, love the motherland!

Is patriotic traffic really that high?

“Binbin, don’t be angry!”Manager Qian Li comforted,”This kind of Internet celebrity will not be popular for long, so there must be capital to operate behind it!”

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“Makes sense! Han Zhengbin nodded and said with a smile,”Hurry up and get ready, I will be the headliner next time!””

This big star is ready to go and has carefully created a shocking album!

“That is!” Qian Li flattered,”When my Binbin’s new album is released, it will definitely make the headlines!”

Xiao Xianrou Han Zhengbin’s new album is called”You Are So Beautiful”》

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That night, Gu Fei returned to the apartment and turned on the eavesdropping device receiver.

There is no sound coming from the monitoring computer.

“Not home yet?”

Gu Fei calculated the other party’s itinerary, Zuo Zechen should have returned to Xihang.

Continue to monitor.

Five minutes later, there was the sound of the door opening, he was back!

“Hahaha, a bunch of idiots!”

What followed was Zuo Zechen’s arrogant laughter.

“Traffic is so profitable.”

It’s his voice again, completely different from usual.

Where did that perfect person go? Was he eaten by a dog?

“Why.”Gu Fei sighed. It was just as he expected.

There was no one else around, right?

After Zuo Zechen’s voice disappeared, a slight sound of water running came from the eavesdropper.

Gu Fei judged that the other party was taking a shower.

“Will there be something more exciting in a while?”

So, Gu Fei sent the voice he just recorded to Officer Li

“Don’t tell others yet. Listen to it. Is the voice familiar?”

Officer Li was shocked when he heard the voice from Gu Fei.

It took him a while to figure out who it was.

“It’s him! ?”

“Yes, it’s him”

“What does he mean! ?”

“What do you think? Gu Fei asked back,”Literally?””

“Ah this……”Officer Li asked,”How did you get this voice? Isn’t it a synthetic prank?””

“Am I that boring? Gu Fei replied,”I eavesdropped”

“puff!”

Officer Li was drinking water and vomited on the spot.

He was so frightened that several colleagues around him turned around and asked what happened.

“You eavesdropped! ?”

Please, you are a comedy show host, can you do something serious?

Please leave such a professional job of eavesdropping to the agents!

In order to let the police also have first-hand information, Gu Fei decided to let Officer Li and the others monitor together.

People’s Police , of course it’s reliable!

So Gu Fei contacted Officer Li via video, and also said hello to several police officers at the scene.

“Don’t worry, we know the seriousness of this matter and will keep it strictly confidential.”

Officer Li and several others jointly guaranteed

“Well, he is probably taking a shower now. I don’t know what he will hear in a while.”

“I’ll call the director first! Officer Li disappeared from the video camera.

A minute later, the police chief came over and looked at Gu Fei in the online video. The chief assured him,”Don’t worry, only a few of us here know about this matter today.” Anyone who dares to leak a word will no longer have to work.”

Such a short recording alone is obviously not enough.

It would be better to have more evidence!

Everyone in the police station immediately gathered around a computer and listened with Gu Fei.

About five minutes later, Zuo Zechen came out of the bathroom Come out, footsteps sound

“Tuk-tuk-tuk!”

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

The door was opened, and the sound of high shoes entering the room.

“Wasn’t it discovered? Zuo Zechen asked softly to the other party

“No, don’t worry, my dear, you will never be discovered!”

Good guy, don’t you have a girlfriend?

“baby! I miss you so much.”

A disgusting voice came from the bug, which made Officer Li’s hair stand up.

Huh! Show affection and die quickly!

Then, there was the sound of kissing.

“……”

“Ah this……”

There was a moment of silence inside the police station. Was it so exciting at the beginning?

What happens next…

Brother Fei, you take the lead in pornography, right?

“I didn’t know it would be like this either……”

Gu Fei spread his hands in the video and said that he was also innocent

“It is indeed a weird show GoldenEye, but it is weird when it is related to it?”

In the hearts of all the police officers, they once again admired the magical golden eye, which is omnipotent.

Oops, we promised that we would be positive this time and not overturn, but it turned out to be a disaster!!

Half a minute later, a female voice came from the bug again

“My dear, am I strong?”

“Awesome, baby, you are the best!”

Listening to the two talking about love, Officer Li suddenly felt familiar!

This woman’s voice! It’s familiar.

“Let me go, it’s her? ?”

“You young people really know how to play, I am ashamed of myself!”

As soon as this show starts, you can’t stop it!

You can always trust Golden Eye!

You can always trust Brother Fei!”