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“Woohoo!”

The man’s eyes widened and he pointed at the woman. He wanted to speak but couldn’t.

“Woohoo! The woman frowned and kicked the man’s calf, releasing the anger in her heart.

When she came to the two of them, Gu Fei asked,”Hello, are you husband and wife?” Nod if yes.”

The man nodded, but the woman shook her head.

“What, are they a couple?”

“Now I just want to know what is in their mouths!”

One said yes and the other said no.

Just when the friend was wondering, the man gave the woman a hard look.

“Woohoo.”

The woman nodded and admitted that they were husband and wife.

Then, she gave the man another kick.

“Woohoo!”The man stretched out his hand and was about to grab each other, but the woman grabbed her ear with her backhand…

The wives were strict.

They were both bad-tempered, and it seemed they had a quarrel.

When they came to this strange couple, the doctor asked them to hold their hands. Take it away from your face.

Then, the water friend saw a unique and strange sight.

The couple actually stuffed the light bulb into their mouths…

The entire glass sphere entered the mouth, and only the spiral lamp head was visible outside.

“I wiped it, and the light bulb was inside! ?”

“What the hell? Ha ha ha ha! No, I can’t get the light bulb out from inside.”

“Are there any other tricks like this? Damn it, you are the sisters of the Condor Heroes, the Condor Heroes!”

What a joker, two idiots, right?

Prince Duan started to make up jokes again, causing a barrage of 666.

In terms of joke skills, Prince Duan is only inferior to Brother Fei!

After Prince Duan appeared on the stage, another master Master Xie also arrived.

But he didn’t say a few words before he was stolen from the limelight by Brother Bing from the society.

“Dog Doberman, go play in the mud in the Northeast, GoldenEye is not suitable for you because it is so high-end.”

“Oops, isn’t this Doberman? What? Come and learn the god-level operation of the stuttering light bulb?”

Why in this world would someone think of putting a lightbulb in their mouth?

After being ridiculed by his brothers in the live broadcast room, Dubin counterattacked:”Tsk, the two of them couldn’t take out the lightbulb, it’s definitely because their mouths are too small! For someone as big as me, can’t it be done in minutes?”

“Yo ho!”Shuiyou continued to taunt Du Bin,”Okay, if you do the same and successfully take it out, I will admit that you are Brother Bin from now on!”

“Never call you Doberman again!”

“You guys don’t come to challenge the generals!”

How could someone as smart as Dupin be fooled?

“I’m not a fool. Du Bin typed back,”Do you really think I was fooled?” Only a fool would put a light bulb there, haha!”

“Coward!”The water friend’s plan did not succeed, and he was very sorry,”I knew you didn’t have the guts!”

There’s a lot of quarrel online, and it’s the same in the hospital.

“Look, haha!”

A group of patients and nurses were watching on both sides, pointing at the light bulb couple.

From time to time, other doctors would come over just to take a look at these two big light bulbs.

“Poof! Hahaha! Two light bulbs, this is the first time I have seen them in this industry for five or six years!”

“Please, can you patients do something serious? Don’t let us doctors do this kind of thing, please, please. Ouch, I laughed first……”

Under the strange looks of people around them, the doctor took them to a professional clinic

“Ah this… Brother Fei. The photographer was stunned and asked a soul question,”Is it really impossible to take out the light bulb if it is stuck in your mouth?””

No way?

Since you can go in, you can definitely come out.”

“curiosity kills the cat.”Gu Fei explained to Xiao Wang and the friends in the live broadcast room,”Don’t try to put the light bulb in your mouth, it won’t come out.”

“Never imitate! Sand sculptures are contagious……”

In our Golden Eye live broadcast room, there should not be any water friends who are idle and bored and do such weird things, right?

But Gu Fei still wants to do some popular science for everyone.

The normal maximum opening of an adult’s mouth is 4 meters. If you open it with all your strength, larger objects can be forced in.

However, when something too large goes in, the muscles there will contract reactively due to tension, affecting the movement of the temporomandibular joint, making it impossible to continue opening the mouth.

As a result, objects can get stuck inside, causing damage to the muscles and temporomandibular joints.

Even if it is finally removed, it is likely to have an impact on future opening and closing and chewing functions.

After the popularization of science, although water friends understand it, they still can’t suppress their curiosity.

Is it really impossible to take this thing out after stuffing it in?

My hands are itchy, I really want to give it a try……

…………

Arriving at the dental clinic, Gu Fei saw the lightbulb couple sitting there, glaring at each other.

No one is convinced

“You two be quiet. The doctor sighed and said,”Hey, really, your situation is very annoying, okay?”……”

The doctors in the emergency department are very busy and have no time to deal with this kind of thing.

After taking them to register and queue up, the doctor asked them to come over.……

“Doctor, now the intestines are also involved in dental matters?”

The taste is a bit strong, which makes water friends feel nauseous.

The doctor just finished treating the lower part of the gaming chair, Mr. Sima, and then came to treat the upper part of this strange couple.”

“It’s fine. The doctor smiled and explained to Gu Fei,”I am a proctologist and a dentist.””

It’s normal for one doctor to have two departments.

I’m in charge of both eating and defecation.

After taking out cotton and alcohol, as well as lubricants, tweezers, small hammers and other tools from the medical box, he asked the two of them:” Which of you two goes first?”

“Woohoo!”The husband stood up immediately because he had been swallowing the light bulb for a long time and all his saliva was running out.

“Woohoo!”

But the wife wouldn’t let her go. She had to get out of the sea of misery first!

You couple, you are enemies, right?

The two argued for half a minute, and finally the wife won.

“Nurse, help me put these cotton balls into the other person’s mouth first.”

The doctor asked the nurse to help. He was debugging the tools while chatting with Gu Fei.

“Swallowing a lightbulb, I encountered it several times in the dental department many years ago”

“One time it was particularly noisy, five or six people! How boring do you think they are to do such a thing?”

There are many weird things encountered in the dental department, but the anorectal department has relatively few troubles.

Until I met Mr. Sima yesterday whose gaming chair exploded…

Where there is a golden eye, there are weird things.

Turning around, the doctor gave them a serious education :”Remember, you can’t take out a light bulb if you swallow it!”

“Why?”

The doctor saw doubt in the eyes of the two people, and then added:”The light bulb is an oval-shaped hollow solid with the same volume. Do you think you can take it out when you put it in?”

The human mouth can be fully opened when putting something in, but when we take it out, our mouth will push up and the mouth will shrink inward. Once the light bulb enters, it will fill up the inside, making it impossible for the person to complete the action.

The mouth cannot be opened If you open it to the maximum, you will naturally not be able to take out the bulb.

“Also, what you did today was correct except for the mistake of swallowing the light bulb!”

“Remember, this kind of thing cannot be solved by yourself, you must go to the hospital for medical treatment!”

“The bulb is inside and a hard pull will cause it to break. If this thing is broken, I don’t need to tell you the consequences, right?”

It can range from splitting the mucous membrane to blocking the trachea, making it difficult to breathe or even suffocating to death. The behavior of swallowing light bulbs is forbidden!

After saying so much, the doctor stood up and went to get tools elsewhere.

“I haven’t encountered this kind of thing for a long time. I’m going to get some tools elsewhere. You guys can relax and wait for me to come back.”(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

As soon as the doctor left, only a couple, a nurse, and Gu Fei’s GoldenEye program team were left on the scene.

“Woohoo!”

At this time, the unlucky husband walked up to Gu Fei and complained.

“How about you write it down?”

Who can understand your whining birdsong?[]

After picking up the white paper and pen on the table, the man began to write

“Hello host.”The man’s handwriting is the same as other people’s, a bit ugly.

“Today I……”

Halfway through the word”Man”, his wife came over.

There was a lot of cotton stuffed in my mouth, so I was waiting for the doctor to come back and deal with it.

Before the doctor comes back, she wants to scold this heartless husband!

Also picking up the pen and paper on the table, the woman condemned in words.

They usually quarreled with their mouths or hands and feet, but today intellectuals use words all the time.

“Pfft haha! This pair of sand sculpture heroes are so funny!”

“Husbands and wives share adversity and lightbulbs should be eaten together!”

“Let’s start. The woman is worthy of being a Zaun player. She just writes and curses when she comes up.”

I saw my wife writing furiously on the paper, writing all kinds of curse words.

“Snap!”

Her saliva dripped on it, and after wiping it with her hand, she continued to curse!

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“You are so heartless and heartless! You have made me miserable! You go back and kneel on the washboard for me, and you can sleep on the sofa from now on! Don’t worry about it, son, you can’t control it with your IQ!”

You are a professional player with a sweet mouth.

In comparison, my husband is more honest and not very good at scolding.”

“That’s almost it.”

Gu Fei was speechless.���Can you always let this wife express her feelings?

Can we get down to business?

“How about this. Gu Fei guided the topic,”I’ll ask questions, and you guys will answer them.””

“Woohoo!”

The couple nodded and agreed with Gu Fei’s words.

“Who swallowed the light bulb first?”

“I.”

The man wrote the word”I” on the paper very honestly, but his wife pointed with her hand.

“Hahaha, men are indeed honest people. This kind of question can be answered with just one finger. Do you still need to write?”

“Ouch, can you stop being so happy? My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.”

There are some things that I really shouldn’t be curious about.

“Why did you swallow the light bulb?”Gu Fei asked the man

“Because I saw a video online.”The man wrote,”In the video, there was a fool who swallowed a light bulb and couldn’t take it out.”

A fool swallows a light bulb, hahaha, you become a fool too!”

“I do not believe……”

The man regretted it very much. How many brains did he have to do such a thing?

“Then, I also tried……”

“……”

I was speechless, all the water friends were completely defeated by this weirdo.

You guys are still too full!

At this moment, water friends all over the country raised their heads and looked at the light bulbs above their heads at home, school, and company. if so

“Luckily I don’t have bulbs in my house so I’m safe!”

“This water friend, if you have that kind of light bulb at home, are you planning to swallow one?”

“Brothers, now I will show you a unique skill – swallowing light bulbs with my big mouth! Old iron 666, take a walk!”

All kinds of jokes and jokes were played.

In terms of boredom, this group of water friends is one of the best.

After only asking two questions, Gu Fei was affected by the weird things in front of him. There are really no normal people among us Golden Eyes, right?

“I will continue to ask, and you will continue to answer.”Gu Fei cleared his throat and spoke again.

“Your husband swallowed the light bulb out of curiosity, but what about you?”

This time the problem fell on my wife.

“This is so heartless!”The wife cursed again in words before she started to answer.

“It’s all this man’s fault! I saw a light bulb in his mouth and asked what was wrong.”

Then, the man wrote and told his wife

“Useless! Why are you so useless!”

At that time, it was useless for the wife to scold the man. Isn’t there just a light bulb in her mouth?

How could she not take it out?

“Ah this……”

Xiaoxue, the assistant next to Gu Fei, blinked and almost cried with laughter…

The wife continued to accuse her husband in words, which was useless.

“I said he can’t do it, a grown man, how can he be troubled by a light bulb?”

“So, I wanted to tell him with practical actions that if you put the light bulb in your mouth, you can take it out.……”

What happened next was seen by netizens.

After the husband put the light bulb in his mouth, the wife also put the light bulb in her mouth to prove that she could take it out…

What a strange couple, they are worthy of being a couple.

“puff!”

Why are there such funny people in the world?

“Live in Bengbu! Hahaha, if I die young, I will definitely die laughing!”

“Oh my God! The highlight today is actually the light bulb, who would have thought, hahaha——”

After explaining the cause and effect, the couple continued to quarrel in writing

“You are useless! It’s bad luck for me too!”

“You woman, why are you following me? I told you that I couldn’t take out the light bulb, but you didn’t believe it, yet you still tried!”

“Why didn’t you hold me back in the first place?”

“Didn’t I pull you? I can’t control your stubborn temper!”

“It’s all your fault! You stinky man! If your son is a bad learner, it is all your responsibility!”

“son! ? Damn it, didn’t your son come with you? Why is it missing?”

Suddenly, this strange couple discovered the biggest problem.

Why did they only notice such an important thing now?

They were just quarreling.

Damn it, where is our precious son! Sir!.