Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“If I don’t deliver food, who will support me?”

The takeaway boy carried the takeaway and walked straight outside.

“Forget it! You stay and cooperate with the case. Du Bin, who had nothing to do, stood up bravely and took on the responsibility,”Give me the takeout and I will deliver it to you.””

“you? Gu Fei cast a suspicious look,”You don’t want to eat on the way?””

“Brother Fei! Don’t you even believe me? Du Bin cried out,”Am I that kind of person?””

“Dog Doberman is certainly that kind of person!”

“Nonsense, you are not who you are!”

Water friends never question Doberman’s character, it’s just bad anyway!

In the GoldenEye show, everyone opposed Doberman’s errand.

“You are not suitable.”

Officer Zhu, who walked in, also disagreed with Du Bin delivering the takeout. What if something went wrong along the way?

But neither he nor Officer Li could escape. There was no other way. In the end, we had to ask Master Hou Ke’s apprentice to help.

Whoever delivers the takeout would solve the problem. Finally, Officer Li took the takeaway boy to the side, while Gu Fei opened his prestige and contacted Xiaoxue.

“Fei Ge, we are here!”

“Stay outside, don’t come in.”Gu Fei asked the program team to find a hidden corner and not to alert others.

“Start broadcasting!”

Gu Fei downloaded the broadcast at the speed of light and seamlessly switched to the GoldenEye live broadcast again.

“Hello, audience friends, we are now in GoldenEye’s grocery store.”

After briefly explaining the matter, Gu Fei went to interview the delivery boy.

He still hadn’t recalled the identity of the criminal in the video.

Brother, can you be interviewed?”

“you?”The delivery boy looked confused,”Are you the host of the show?”

“do not know? Officer Li smiled and said,”Golden Eye, which is so popular recently, have you never seen it?””

“No, there’s nothing interesting to see, haha.”The delivery boy was dejected and seemed to have lost confidence in life.”Life means being born, living, and then gone.”

“Not happy lately?”Officer Li said with concern,”If you are unhappy, you can watch the GoldenEye program. it’s so funny!”

“Laughing or not laughing are not the same.”The takeaway boy’s eyes were empty and lackluster.

This takeaway boy with no sense of life completely aroused the curiosity of water friends.

“What’s going on, little brother? As expected, those who can get the golden eye are all weird!”

“Broken love, trouble at work, family changes? The little brother must have encountered something, and he hasn’t come out of it yet.”

Young man, be strong!

Look at Xiao Han, who was deceived by his aunt, and Mr. Zhu, who repaired the faucet and was cuckolded. Aren’t they all alive and well?

At the scene, Gu Fei was still interviewing and casually asked about food delivery.

“The work is irregular, the pressure is high, and meals are irregular.”

In short, this guy’s answer was full of negative energy and made people doubt his life.

After talking for a while, he finally remembered the guy in the video.

“Host, Comrade Police.”The little brother knocked on the table,”I remembered, that person in the video is Xiao Jiang”

“Xiao Jiang!

Officer Li was overjoyed:”Tell me the specific situation!””

“Is such that.”The delivery boy slowly told the story of his colleague.

They were both rice ball takeaways, and they had met a few times at work. They were not familiar with each other, only to the extent that they knew each other’s names.

A month ago, the boy learned that Xiao Jiang He quit his job.

He asked the company about the specific reasons.

He only knew so much about the situation.

“The video was not very clear, and Xiao Jiang in it was a lot fatter than a month ago. I didn’t recognize him at first”

“Thank you!”

The identification of the takeaway boy greatly reduced the police’s time in handling the case.

“Why did Xiao Jiang resign?”

Gu Fei’s question once again made the delivery boy feel depressed.

“Hey, it’s not because our industry is too stressful.”

The little brother started to complain uncontrollably:”I asked, at that time he delivered similar orders for two consecutive days, ordered a lot of takeaways and combined them into one order, but the delivery fee only counted for one order.”

“do you know? There are so many takeout boxes that I can’t fit in, and the money I got was only a few yuan.”

“Really unreasonable”

“He was also unlucky at that time. His car was hit on the road and the takeaways were scattered. Not only did he lose money, but he was also complained.”

“I worked for nothing for two months, and then I quit.”

After listening to the little brother’s words, the water friends in the live broadcast room woke up.

“Damn it, this Xiao Jiang is no longer a delivery boy, but he still wears delivery clothes, disguises himself as a delivery boy, and steals takeaways openly?”

“Is this retaliation against the company?”

“It seems reasonable to turn grief and anger into appetite!”

Delivering food, at first glance, it sounds really hard.

“Our business is not easy.”The takeaway boy continued,”I get complaints every now and then. There are a lot of noodles.”

“This noodle tastes best when it is fresh and hot. It will definitely be lumpy when delivered.”

On this point, water friends in the live broadcast room feel the same way.

“From now on, I will never leave negative reviews for takeaways. It’s not easy for everyone, so we understand each other!”

“It seems that the delivery boy is negative because his work is not going well.”

In the following interview, the delivery boy continued to complain to Gu Fei and Golden Eye

“Host, do you think life is meaningful?”

“……”

Open your mouth with negative energy, leaving water friends speechless for a while

“I feel that life is about eating, drinking, sleeping, and the end is all in vain!”

“No matter how hard you try, you can’t escape the fate of death in the end”

“No matter how much fame and wealth you have in life, it will end up in the underworld!”

Being negative and pessimistic has completely confused netizens.

“Brother, I would like to call you the philosopher of the underworld! Every sentence is full of negative energy!”

“No matter how much fame and wealth you have in life, it will end up in the underworld! Damn, what you said makes sense!”

“It’s truly a unique skill! Brother, do you deliver takeout to the underworld?”

“You taught me a lesson today. It turns out that Golden Eye not only has positive energy, but can also have negative energy! Brother, your negative energy can offset all the positive energy. That’s awesome!”

I couldn’t stand it any longer. Officer Li was stunned by the delivery boy’s values.

“Brother, how old are you? In this great year, can you be more sunny and optimistic?”

“What obstacles can’t be overcome?”

Officer Li’s advice made the delivery boy laugh.

“Hey, some sunshine? The little brother chuckled,”Where there is sunshine, there are shadows. This is life.””

“Some people live in the sun all their lives, while some people can only live in the shadows.”

“……”

As he spoke, the delivery boy raised his head, looked at Gu Fei and asked,”Host, do you believe in love?”

What the hell?

The style of GoldenEye is wrong again!

“What a philosopher from the underworld, what happened to the delivery boy to become world-weary at such a young age?”

“Ha ha? Woohoo? Should I laugh or cry?”

“It is indeed a weird show GoldenEye, which once again refreshed my world view!”

While netizens were talking about the takeaway boy, a text message was sent to Officer Li’s mobile phone.

It was sent by Officer Zhu!

“Notice! The suspect appeared and was heading towards the beef grocery store!”

(PS: It will be on the shelves tomorrow, I hope readers will support it with your first order)