Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Okay, come over tomorrow afternoon!”

After making an agreement with Officer Li, Gu Fei conducted a final interview with Xiaoguang.

“Xiaoguang, is there anything else you want to say?”

Facing the GoldenEye live broadcast footage, Xiaoguang thought for a while and said solemnly:”I don’t know if Mi Huyou’s planner will see this video. What I want to say is very simple.”

“Strengthen the Qingqing! Strengthen the Qingqing! It’s better to strengthen Keqing!!”

The concentration of the second dimension is off the charts, and it is worthy of the engraving master’s true love for the party.

Ah Qing, has never lost in terms of beauty and popularity, and has never won in terms of strength. In the college entrance examination not long ago, three students who walked out of the examination room were interviewed by reporters. His words were astonishing.

One was playing League of Legends, and his words were”Strengthen Yasuo”!

One was playing Honor of Kings, and his words were”Strengthening Li Xin”! There was also another playing Genshin Impact, and his words were”Strengthening Ke Qing”!

He is a single pusher, a true love party.

It was a farce of misunderstandings, but everyone was happy in the end. The barrage in the live broadcast room was affected by Xiao Guang, and they were all”enhanced and clear”, which was spectacular.

The influence of netizens this year is so terrifying!

“Haha, is this the combat power of the second dimension? Horrible!”

“Fei Ge once again unlocked new skills, the comic book king!”

“It’s not a joke, but if Brother Fei wasn’t hosting the show, he might be a best-selling cartoonist. That’s a very sophisticated approach!”

The final interview is over, and Gu Fei brings a perfect ending to this issue of”Golden Eye”

“Audience friends, when you see an ambiguous pink light emitting from your neighbor’s balcony, don’t rush to report it. Because, it’s not necessarily about selling meat, it may be about selling more meat.”

“When people stay at home, pots come from heaven!”

The sharp style of complaining is also the reason why Gu Fei is so popular.

“I live in Bengbu, haha, it’s not about selling meat, it’s about selling more meat! Who the hell reported me for running a meat-selling business? What if I raise some succulents?”

“When people stay at home, pots come from heaven! It’s so funny, Brother Fei is still so venomous, oh ho ho!”

“The weird plot of fixing the faucet also comes with a two-dimensional drama. This issue of GoldenEye is so exciting!”

“Hot search again, everyone is repairing the faucet, it turns out that the masses are very powerful!”

“You’ll never guess what’s going to happen next in GoldenEye news, haha.”

Before leaving Xiaoguang’s apartment, Gu Fei said goodbye to the audience and gave some education.

“There is nothing wrong with liking the second dimension, but I hope that the audience will not delay work and study, because you are a three-dimensional person.”

“Life is not a piece of paper, go out more often for work and study”

“Paying attention to people’s livelihood means focusing on hot topics. This ends this issue of”Golden Eye”. See you in the next issue!”

The screen went black for a moment during the live broadcast, but the fans were still chatting. Whether it was repairing faucets or being a two-dimensional otaku, the plot was impressive.

In a community in Shanghai, a middle-aged man pointed at his mobile phone and chatted with his wife with a smile..

He is an education expert and a special teacher. He has been teaching and educating people for 20 years and has trained many talents for the country.

“see it? This is the correct way of education! Educational and entertaining”

“What’s wrong with you today? Just now you were laughing so hard that you were holding your stomach, and now you’re talking seriously to me about education?”

“Still talking about me? The education expert joked to his wife,”You smiled like that just now. I’m embarrassed to mention it.””

“Okay, okay, then you say it.”

Nowadays, young people are not as good as before, and education problems are becoming increasingly serious.

As a special teacher, he has seen many students who are addicted to games and the Internet, and their promising futures are ruined. In education, it is useless for you to talk to these children!

You must use what they like. Communicate in a way that they can accept.

Try to get into their hearts and see the problem from the same perspective instead of rushing to pull them out.

“look. The education expert pointed at Gu Fei’s last words, smiled and nodded,”Life is not just a piece of paper. Go out more for work and study!” Well said, I appreciate it.”

Incisive!

Only young people will be willing to listen if you talk like this!”

“really!”The education expert’s wife agreed,”What children need is guidance, not containment. This host speaks at a very high level. Even our experts in education may not be able to compare with him.”

“Okay, okay, you’re making fun of me again!”The education expert snorted and asked his wife to contact his son later.”You will talk to your son later about Weixin. There is a news program Golden Eye recently. Watch it more if you have nothing to do. Although it is a bit strange, it is quite positive.”

Gu Fei’s last words are nothing more than a warning to all young people who like animation and games and stay at home online. Entertainment is fine, but don’t forget to work and study. No matter how much you like to stay at home, you should try to open the door and go out more.

We , living in the third dimension after all

…………

After the program ended, Gu Fei, Xiao Wang and Xiao Xue went back to the TV cafeteria to have a working meal, and then went back to their respective homes.

This single apartment is not large, more than 40 square meters. It is also close to Jiangnan Satellite TV Building, about ten minutes’ walk.

Housing prices in Xihang City are among the best in the country.

“Try to buy a house and a car as soon as possible.”

When he first entered social work, Gu Fei was empty-handed and had nothing.

But as long as he worked hard and made the”Golden Eye” program a success, he believed that everything should be indispensable.

Lying on the bed, he organized his thoughts and reviewed the hot news from today’s interview. event

“The style of painting in the future should be like this?”

It’s weird and unexpected. I don’t know if it will be a surprise or a shock in the next second.”

“By the way, can we draw a lottery again?”

Sure enough, the system prompts came as promised.

“This time the host interviewed two hot news and has two lottery chances. Do you want to draw?”

Live broadcast of faucet repair to catch cheating, and pink misunderstandings of two-dimensional otakus”

“System, can I ask what the criteria are for hot news to get lottery opportunities?”

“The basic requirement is to be on hot searches. At the same time, news hot spots also need to bring social response and changes. Only if the conditions are met can the lottery be entered.”

If it is meaningless hot news, even if it ranks first in the hot search, you will not be eligible for the lottery.

The aunt’s fraud incident made netizens wary of online dating.

The faucet repair incident made everyone pay attention to marriage.

The otaku misunderstanding incident made people understand the second dimension.

Pay attention to people’s livelihood , close to the people, down-to-earth, all of which have certain social significance!

“Understood, draw!”

A virtual turntable appeared again, Gu Fei watched the pointer slowly stop, and finally landed directly below

“Congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill, Master Builder!”

Including real estate knowledge, architectural design, material knowledge, construction site knowledge, etc., everything related to architecture, all mastered!

When there are more draws in the future, even if Gu Fei is not a host, he can be successful in other fields..After receiving all the knowledge, he is quite satisfied with this lottery.

“The skills of the Master Builder are okay and quite practical.”

“There is also a chance to draw a lottery. I wonder what will pop up?”

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