Forced to Date a Big Shot

One day, Xiang Huai walked into the study, first took the book out of Xue Xi's hand, and then said: "Kid, if I made you laugh today, how about you go on a date with me?"

Xue Xi replied slowly: "...Okay."

Xiang Huai: "One day in class, the teacher said, classmates, those who think they are stupid stand up. After a long time, a classmate stood up. The teacher asked, classmate, do you think you are stupid? The classmate said, no. ,Teacher, I just don’t want you to stand alone.”

After finishing speaking, Xiang Huai laughed first, but when he went to see Xue Xi, he saw her staring at him with wide eyes.

Xiang Huai was a little embarrassed: "Okay, this one isn't funny, let's try another one."

"On Valentine's Day, Xiao Ming received a message from the goddess he had been secretly in love with for a long time: Come to my house tonight, there is no one. As a result, he ran over excitedly at night, knocked on the door for an hour, and found that there was really no one... Hahaha !”

After laughing twice, he found that Xue Xi had not moved yet. Xiang Huai stopped laughing and became even more embarrassed: "This one isn't funny either, so I'll try another one."

Xiang Huai racked his brains and thought of two more jokes, but the child still looked calm. In the end, he gave up.

After returning the book to Xue Xi, he turned around and wanted to leave, but as soon as he reached the door, he suddenly heard Xue Xi's laughter: "Hahaha, standing alone!"

Xiang Huai:?

Xue Xi finished laughing and continued laughing: "There is really no one, hahaha..."

Xiang Huai: "…………"

Okay, kid, this reflex arc is a bit too long, right?