final doomsday

Chapter 624: Not X, but X Gentleman!

"No, no, I'm definitely not a pervert." The man quickly denied, although there was not a single person around, "How could I be a pervert? I have never attacked Loli so far!"

He put the open shoes back on his feet, regardless of whether this was considered as dismembering the corpse and continuing to whip the corpse.

"As a firm Lolik, I have eight years of experience in field investigation." The man said terrible words in a very proud tone, although there was still no one around, "I will be on time every day

Squatting at the door of the primary school, using the pen in his hand to record the growth experience of the loli. Who dares to say that this matter is meaningless? Humph, even the police uncle can't do anything to me!"

The more he spoke, the more proud he became, and he almost sang a song to cheer him up.

"If other lolita controls had taken action long ago, the final outcome was either going in to pick up soap or hiding and seeking. Only I was the perfect lolita control. Other colleagues wouldn't learn a little!"

The breeze blew by, making the leaves rustle, as if applauding and cheering for the great Lolikon.

"Tsk, the shelf life of a creature like Loli is really short. In just two or three years, they can turn from a well-behaved loli with clear voice and soft body and easy to knock down into a brainless man with full of Martian writing. This is the tutoring of the school.

After all, is it because parents’ education has not found the right direction? Humph, it’s all the system’s fault!”

The man suddenly jumped to the side and complained loudly: "Are you a public intellectual? Soul fade?"

Then he jumped back to his original place and curled his lips disdainfully: "Public wise? What else do you five cents do to comment on us insulting words? If you are wrong, you are wrong, you are kind of

Give me an example!”

"Sorry, I can't reduce my IQ to the same level as you, because you will defeat me with your rich experience." The 50-cent man said deeply.

"After all, is it still impossible to find a reason?" The awakened public intellectual raised his eyebrows and chased after the victory, "An educator once did an experiment. Give Chinese and American children a glass of water so that they can boil water without using fire.

.Chinese children took water to bask in the sun for a day, but did not get what they wanted. The smart American children brought four cups of 25 degrees of water and mixed them together, easily raising the water temperature to a boiling 100 degrees. Stiff thinking, backward

The system will never be able to cultivate great scientists with innovative consciousness!”

"Isn't this a standard public intellectual body..." The 50-cent man covered his face, looking like I don't know you, "You used four cups of 25° water to synthesize a cup of 100° boiling water for me.

Ah! What kind of science is this? It’s clearly alchemy, and soul is light!”

"That's why you guys have rigid thinking." The awakened public intellectual sneered, as if he was disdainful to discuss with the other party. "The four cups of 25° water cooked in the dish can be 100°

The boiling water, you group of 50 cents who have been brainwashed by poisonous vegetables will never understand it."

"Are all the people in the country boiled in the dish alchemist..." The 50-cent man squatted on the ground, really unable to bear to look at the 50-cent, "Why do I always think that a certain ghost father would make a synthetic beast or something..."

"You 50 cents of people who have been smoked by poisonous vegetables, probably won't see the glory of cooking in your life." The awakened public intellectual shook his head mercifully, looking like "I really regret you","

In the country where cooking, parents and schools not only need to teach their children knowledge, but also expand their thinking. You can see if there are any Chinese people who have won the Nobel Prize?”

"Have you eaten the Chinese..." said the 50-cent man weakly.

"Look at it again, will the country cooked in the dish come up with those rigid educational methods? They run education not for money or for admission indicators, but for cultivating people who are truly useful to society!" The public intellectuals become more and more excited the more they say. They have a feeling of "the halo is boiling for my holy body", "Why do they do this? Why can they do this again? Because their productivity is developed, because their people's wisdom is enlightened! This is only the dish Things that can only be cooked can never be done in another hundred years!”

"Damn, have you cooked the underdeveloped dishes in the world for food for the country..." The 50-cent man drew circles on the ground and retorted in a delicate voice, "Is it that in your eyes that there are only developed countries." The dishes are boiled. The dishes in the remaining countries are boiled cabbage? What a painful idea."

"I..." The awakened public master was stunned suddenly, and then he said to himself as if he had remembered something, "Tsk, if you continue to talk about this topic, I have to be harmonious. I haven't lived enough yet."

"........あなたははでななな? (Are you a fool?)" A small female voice suddenly came from the man's head. The words were full of doubts, "あなた is lonely, I share my own words and words. ? (Isn’t you lonely talking to yourself?)”

"...Damn there are actually living people?!" The man was stunned for a moment, then knelt directly on the ground, blushing like cooked shrimps, "Your sister, there is no audience, I have agreed to be around me, I have agreed to be around me, There is not a single person. Hasn’t all this his cat been seen by others? Shame play, it’s definitely shame play!"

He was plucking the soil on the ground, and he was very tempted to dig out a pit for you to see.

"Now, look for a time machine..."

“timemachineは,存在しません.(时光机什么的,不存在哦.)”细弱的女声穿过浓密的枝叶,安慰似地补刀道,“唯一のアニメのキャラクターのドラえもんなので,现実はそうではありません. (Because Doraemon is just an animation character, there is no such thing in reality.)”

"She can still understand Chinese!" The man wanted to bury himself in a pit, it would be better not to be dug out for the rest of his life. "I was actually criticized by a person from District 11. Where is the law of nature?"

(…The Tianli Party has lost, and the damn Ruomu Minxi actually chose Chihiro. Haha, he is such a ignorant guy, anyway, a certain meow sent a blade.)

"Private language understanding, blood-sentence effect. (I can understand all languages, this is the effect attached to bloodline."" The weak female voice is still hidden among the leaves, without any appearance The meaning of body is, "Private monsterだ...から. (Because... I am a monster.)"

"Ha, hehe..." The man lay in the pit, his eyes were dull, and he was like he was dead, "I don't understand him. He is obviously a dead house, an acg dead house, and a look I have played 568 animations and played 467 galgames with senior dead house...Ah, I'm sure I'll just disappear like that."

"Xiao える? (disappear?)" the female voice was shocked and said anxiously, "Die んだか? Deathぬことはない! (Is it death? Don't die!)"

"Although you don't understand what you are saying, you must be comforting me, right?" The man wiped his tears and climbed up curiously, "I said that since you can understand Chinese, you should be able to say it too." Look, even a guy like me can understand that you were just complaining about me, as if you were saying that Doraemon does not exist or something."

"Private は文あませんれ, private understandingできますが, your mother's Chinese language. (I'm sorry, I just understand, but I can't speak your language.)" The female voice said sincerely and sincerely Apologize, then smiled bitterly, "I understand the need for private words. (You probably don't understand what I'm talking about."

"Well, can you hear or not, and I vaguely heard 'monster' just now, is it a blood-awakener?" The man's eyes suddenly became sharp and suddenly released a murderous aura.

"I am not a demon!" the female refuted indignantly.

"...Isn't there any reaction? It seems that it's not a demon." The man nodded and confirmed the other party's identity. "Are you a blood-bouncing awakener who is orderly and kind, or a chaotic and evil person? In the end, should you beat her down... …”

Before he could finish muttering, the little girl jumped down. This was an eleven-two-year-old loli with curved horns on her head. She had long green hair hanging down her ankles and was wearing unknown animal skin. A simple leather armor made of.

More importantly, the loli's chest was flat, and it was so flat that it was so angry that it was resentful.

"Private, polite, slander, そうぁなぁなたは...あなたはHe をしますか, see て?! (Look, I have no malice, so what are you...what are you going to do?!)"

"Loli!" A dazzling light suddenly appeared in the man's eyes, and the glory of that moment even overshadowed the sun in the sky, "Flat-breasted Loli!"

"The final state of にはこのつはは, あなたがどげをてください! (You, where are you looking at this x-shaped state?)" Loli screamed, covered her chest and squatted down. He stared at the Lolik's control opposite fiercely - As expected, Lolik is still cute even if he is angry, Lolik is so awesome.

"Hmph, what's the matter if you can't communicate? Language barriers, let me overcome them with perseverance to show you!" The man issued some strange declaration without hesitation, "Even if you are a chaotic and evil loli, I I'm sure to chase it too!"

"... ロリコン? 六? (Loli control? x-state?)" The petite loli subconsciously took a step back and muttered to himself, "The most affable occasion, ああ. (Ah, the worst situation . )”

"Private は利じゃない, 克利 gentleman! (It's not a x-shaped, it's a x-shaped gentleman!)" The man suddenly said Japanese, but you can tell if you listen carefully that this guy stole the "Stone of Destiny" The famous quote from Hashidaji in "Gate".

"やりりり克当! (Isn't that still a different state?)" (To be continued, please search for Piaotianwen, the novel is better, updated and faster!

ps:(Ah, it is indeed a harmonious word...hehe...)

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