Fearsome Farmer

"Chirp!"

In the dense forest, a big red tail is very conspicuous, especially with various horizontal jumps, it is as graceful as a forest waltz.

But this scene was extremely boring to Lord Bao.

With stern eyes, it climbed up the tallest tree in the vicinity. This place is called Huangniugang. It is said that it is because there is a big rock that looks like a cow?

But this is not important, what is important is that there is a big tree more than 60 meters high nearby, standing on the top of the tree, it can almost overlook the surrounding area of ​​more than ten kilometers.

Although the canopy is dense, Lord Leopard has five years of experience wandering in this forest, so it can easily lock any large targets that may invade the territory.

Note that it is a large size, at least bigger than a fox, and that kind of disgusting Bara snack mouse has never been on Leopard's recipe.

So for the reward offered by a certain scum, Lord Bao has no interest at all. Oh, it is only interested in fruit, but not in catching dim sum mice. The noble Lord Bao will not bow down for a fruit——

"Whoosh!"

The black shadow was like an illusion, instantly spanning a distance of tens of meters, pressing a snack mouse that had just emerged from the grass to the ground, flicking and retracting its sharp claws, instantly killing it——

Master Leopard snorted coldly in his heart, and flicked his tail in disdain, it will not give in, if you have the ability, you can take out two fruits, woo—— woof!

On the other side, Master Fox's fighting spirit is high, unlike Master Leopard who claims to be noble and stern, and insists on guarding the tree and waiting for rats, he is taking the initiative to attack, after all, the fruit is really fragrant!

Chase, exterminate, dig holes, exterminate!

Master Fox's heart is as cold as steel, and he will not let any dim sum mouse go.

It used to disdain to do this. It only flicks its paws when it meets it occasionally, talks about life and ideals with Dim Sum Mouse, and by the way creates an illusion that it is patrolling and guarding all night. It will never It's a secret that it goes to sleep for a beauty sleep every time it patrols.

But it’s different now, that scum lord has issued a huge reward, fifty dim sum mice can be exchanged for a fruit that tastes good, smells good, and the key is to beautify the skin. Wow, I can’t control my own saliva up!

Fifty dim sum mice, how many?

Perhaps in the eyes of that scum lord, and even other people, there are a lot of them. Lord Fox said that he is too naive, everyone.

There are more than fifty mice in any one mouse hole.

Get rich, get rich!

Master Fox has been thinking about it all morning, and it picks up nest after nest of dim sum mice, no matter how big or small, kills them all.

It's a joke, Mr. Fox does everything without leaking water. If a mouse runs away--then run away, anyway, I have a lot.

One litter, two litters...

Ten litters, twenty litters...

One hundred litters, how many fruits do you have to change...

This is Master Fox's glorious record in the morning, and he really didn't run away a mouse. It's a joke, it's about fruit rewards, whoever dares to refuse, Master Fox will be in a hurry.

In short, when Li Siwen returned to the safe house to have lunch, he was so frightened by the dead rats all over the ground outside the stone wall that he groaned. Come on, is the Black Death about to break out?

"Chirp!"

Master Fox's smug cry made Li Siwen understand what was going on. This is the dim sum mouse that Master Fox caught all morning. Pooh, what to do with so many dead mice?

In an instant, Li Siwen conceived thirty-eight kinds of delicious meals in his mind, um, just give it to Lord Fox, no, except him, all members have to eat it!

What a bitch, how many dead mice are there?

"Choo Choo Choo!"

Master Fox is protesting, oh, Li Siwen finally remembered, he wants to give a reward, right?

Okay, um, Lord Leopard——

At this time, Li Siwen finally saw the extremely invisible Lord Leopard behind a large group of dead mice. In front of it, there were a total of thirty-eight fat dim sum mice. Look, these are professionals. The Dim Sum mice are both fat and thin, oily but not greasy, upright and brave.

Then?

Master Fox, look at what you got,

The old, the weak, the sick, what the hell is the newborn mouse with fur? Li Siwen's eyes suddenly fixed, and he walked over quickly, picked up the corpse of a little mouse, and looked at it carefully for a moment.

After a long time, he suddenly threw the little mouse into the stove and burned it directly.

This is not an ordinary little mouse, but a time-traveling mouse sent to this world by some unknown force!

He could recognize the pattern of the flying centipede even when it turned into ashes.

"Mother Xipi, you still want to make a comeback, and you still want to make a comeback. I asked your sister out. With me, Li Scum, here, you can live your big dream!"

"Master Fox, well done, I will reward you with ten fruits!"

Li Siwen announced loudly, and quickly brought ten red fruits and put them into his carefully sewn small cloth bag.

ummm...

Delicacy must run through every detail.

Luxury, in every moment of looking back and waking up from dreams.

Compelling style, only care about the meeting, can not be expressed in words.

"Choo Choo Choo!"

Master Fox was so happy that he turned somersaults and jumped into the balcony with the small cloth bag in his mouth, feeling extremely comfortable.

Hmm, Lord Leopard?

When Li Siwen turned around, he saw Master Bao with extremely stern eyes, but his eyes were not on Li Siwen, but on Master Fox's back, and finally, he looked over with this stern gaze.

Li Siwen's eyebrows frowned indiscriminately. Master Bao had something to say, but he was not in a hurry.

Throwing a fruit in the past, Li Siwen blinked secretly.

Lord Leopard jumped up in lightning, ah, the fruit is really fragrant.

"Old Song, leave the fat mouse for disposal, and burn all the rest, especially the small ones, don't be greedy. Also, keep the fat of the fat mouse, I can use it."

Li Siwen warned Song Hu solemnly, and let him deal with the dead rats in this place. He still has another thing to do now, which is to try to get some better lubricating grease for the bearings of the two cars.

He thought of this yesterday when he used the Tiangong value to build the bearing, but at that time he had no better way, so he could only reluctantly use the animal fat that had been saved before to replace it. Scrapped.

But this kind of emergency is normal, Li Siwen had expected it early on, and he was indeed a little anxious yesterday.

"Pure animal fat will definitely not work, and I can't get oil, so the best way is to use resin, but this thing is easy to burn, and friction will bring sparks all the way, so I have to add some other substances, which will not affect Lubrication can also-"

"Well, fish head armor!"

Li Siwen thought of fish head armor for the nth time. This magical substance is very resistant to combustion, and the key is toughness. The demand for grease should not be as high as that of steel balls.

"So what kind of grease do you use? Just wrap the steel ball with fish head armor, and then lubricate it with animal fat - let's see the result, no, I won't do this messy experiment again."

Li Siwen had no choice but to think of a new plan, after all, he was really daunted by the career of chemistry.

Soon, he took another piece of flame crystal to get 25 points of heavenly work, and made it into eight sets of bearings. He had to admit that this was his limit. If it still broke, he would simply let Lord Xiong continue to mount the war vehicle After all, he has already consumed 50 points of Heavenly Works. The lord's family has money, but they can't afford such a toss.

As for the idea of ​​"Do you want to get a steam engine" that occasionally popped up in Li Siwen's mind, he just denied it after a little thought. Just kidding, he remembered that the principle of the steam engine was the big teapot of Watt's family.

Moreover, this is not an ordinary world after all. Farming is fine, but it is better to keep a respectful distance from unrealistic things.