Farming in Pirate World

"Li Ming? That prodigal Li Ming is here too?"

Chaotic discussions arose from the crowd, and Li Ming frowned, slightly unhappy.

Although he said that all these matters were discussed by Will and Kelvin, he did not expect that these two people would arrange for him to speak on stage.

Not prepared.

However, Kelvin had already spoken out. If he gave in on the spot, it would lead to a ribbon-cutting accident.

I just had to bite the bullet.

"Ahem."

Trying to recall the speeches of various big shots he had seen in his previous life, Li Ming slowly walked to the stage, coughed twice and cleared his throat.

"Um, friends from Rogge Town, hello everyone, I am Wang Duo...Um...I am Li Ming. As you can see, I am a person with no talents.

The rich second generation.”

The memory was so deep that Li Ming almost said the wrong thing, but he quickly adjusted.

After groaning, Li Ming continued according to the script in his mind:

"Many people here, most of them have heard of me to some extent, saying that I am a prodigal and an idiot rich second generation, but this is because you don't understand me!"

"I have never touched money since I was a child. I have no interest in money! This money will only make me miserable!"

"So I like to spend money. For me, the money I spend, I don't actually lose it. It just changes to another form and stays with me."

"But I've been in so much pain lately!"

"Even if I spend money desperately every day, squander it day and night, racking my brains on how to waste my money! But as for my money, they seem to have the ability to reproduce. The more I spend, the more I spend! The more I spend, the more I spend.

More! The more you spend, the more you get!”

"Just like this piece of land I bought! It was obviously a waste land, but somehow a new port was discovered, and the value of it increased somehow. And somehow, I am rich again!"

"This money has completely drained my life. I have only been left with...a pile of useless banknotes!"

Having said this, Li Ming hesitated for a long time and finally changed the next words.

I still haven't mastered the practice of shamelessness. Even if this statement itself is the truth, it is really difficult to say it.

"Obviously I'm just a rich second generation with no merits, but I can easily obtain wealth that you can't even imagine in your life. I'm still standing on the stage, and those singing and dancing troupes from the Saint Ni Kingdom behind me are going to do it for my private life later.

Performance!"

"Look at me to see if I'm angry."

"Grass!"

"Gan!"

"I'll kill you!"

"Bang!"

There was an overwhelming sound from the audience. Although the language was not very consistent, they expressed the same meaning.

Some people even fired a shot into the air out of anger.

Li Ming's face turned pale, and then he recalled that this was in the world of One Piece, and there was no need to work hard to stir up the atmosphere.

Fortunately, this man didn't shoot himself, otherwise, something might have been exposed.

Li Ming is thinking of ways to create a prodigal character for himself. This is the plan that Li Ming has been preparing, and he must not go bankrupt at this time.

"Everyone, don't panic, listen to what I have to say first."

With a thought, the fortress skill was activated, and an invisible mountain formed above the crowd. Although they could not see it, everyone felt that an invisible mountain was pressing down from above their heads.

The atmosphere temporarily stabilized.

Li Ming seized the opportunity and said the next words.

"In this case, I would like to introduce to you our Liming Chamber of Commerce Gold VIP Membership Card!"

"Of course, the membership card itself is not made of gold, but a very ordinary iron card. However, it has the exclusive logo of our Liming Chamber of Commerce on it, which is absolutely unique."

"Of course, the card itself is not valuable and has no value."

"However, if you hold this card in your hand, you can enjoy member price discounts at any store in our new commercial street of Liming Chamber of Commerce! The lowest is 10% off! The highest is even 50% off!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was an uproar in the audience.

You know, although they have bought a lot of things at Liming Chamber of Commerce these days, it was all because of the coupons.

Coupons are a kind of discount, but on another level, they are also a kind of purchase restriction. After all, coupons are limited, and only a small number of people who can get a large number of coupons can stock up.

But if you have a membership card and have discounts on all products, then you don’t need to restrain yourself.

Is this a business? This is clearly charity!

"Everyone, calm down, I haven't finished speaking yet."

"besides?"

There was an uproar in the audience.

"Of course, where is this?"

"Everyone, look at the port behind me - Dawn Bay! It is divided into two types: civil and commercial."

"Everyone knows that although berthing at the port is not expensive, it still costs a lot of money over time. I am very heartbroken about this and am determined to change this situation!"

"So I decided! If you hold the gold VIP membership card of the Liming Chamber of Commerce, if you need to berth a ship in Liming Bay! All commercial ports will be 30% off! Civil ports will be 30% off! There will be three free berthing opportunities every month!"

This time, the audience was completely silent, and everyone was shocked by Li Ming's courage.

"Tch~ what you say is better than what you sing. If you want to get discounts, you must have a membership card. Not everyone can have this kind of thing."

Everyone fell into fanaticism, but eventually some smart people discovered the blind spots.

Facing this person's question, Li Ming nodded, indicating that what he said was indeed true.

"This gentleman is right. If you want to have discounts, you must have something like a membership card."

"So, in order to better make money, I am giving away a free membership card to everyone here today!"

"Of course, all the fellow villagers who are not here! After the end of today, you can also purchase a membership card at the Liming Chamber of Commerce for the price of one thousand yuan!"

"Furthermore, our membership card adopts a points system. Every purchase you make will be recorded by our professionals. For every dollar spent, you can get one point."

"When the points on the membership card accumulate to a certain amount, you can use the points to exchange for corresponding rewards at the headquarters of Liming Merchant!"

"These rewards range from toilet paper and towels to sailing boats. If you want them, we can get them for you!"

At this moment, everyone's brains, including Kelvin's, were shut down by Li Ming's words.

“Can this still make money?”

"That's a good question, sir!"

Li Ming keenly caught this muttering voice, stretched out his fingers, and his whole face became much more holy.

“Can this still make money?”

"Before asking this question, you must understand that what I want to do is not make money, but lose money!"

"This money will only become a burden on me, like a mountain weighing on me! It makes me breathless!"

"Even with so much money, what I miss most is when I was a child, even though I had nothing, I could run around in the farmland without any restraints."

"Only by losing all this money can I gain true freedom!"

"So, please help me!"

"Every dollar you spend! I lose more money!"

"As long as you work hard enough, sooner or later I will go bankrupt!"