My stats are higher than yours!

Now, the black cat didn't want to leave. It wanted to see just how fierce this guy was and, if given the chance, squeeze as much benefit out of him as possible.

"Hmm~"

Bai Shuodong moved his body, and his body, which was originally covered in wounds, was now completely healed, as if he had never been injured. However, after his life force was absorbed, his body was still a little weak.

It's not a big problem; it will be fine after a little more recovery time.

"Meow!"

"Don't worry, I won't tell on you."

"Meow?"

"Hey, do you think I'm that kind of person? There needs to be trust between people. Oh, right, even though you're not human, we still need to trust each other."

"Meow~!"

"What do you mean? Are you saying I'm not human either? If I'm not human, am I a dog? You're too mean, I'm not playing with you anymore."

Bai Shuodong was furious. He then turned around, changed into a new outfit in the closet, and walked out the door.

The black cat followed behind him, leaping lightly onto his shoulder. It spread its paws, their sharp edges gleaming in the light, its gaze sharp as a knife, as if threatening him.

Don't tell anyone about me!

"Bad cat."

Bai Shuodong turned his head and whispered something, then walked straight out the door.

.....

Infirmary

Nanxi's office

The school doctor looked at him with a smile, crossed his legs, and asked, "Oh, you've become a psionicist already? Why didn't you go to report to Old Bi? What do you want with me?"

How do you know I didn't contact Lao Bi?

Bai Shuodong asked in confusion.

"If you contact him, that guy will definitely smile and tag everyone in the group chat, then send out a big lucky draw red envelope, letting everyone know. That's what happened when Xia Yanxin got her legendary profession," the school doctor replied with a smile.

"I see."

Bai Shuodong nodded, then said seriously, "I came to see you because I need your help with something..."

"Even you've come out? This must be something serious."

The school doctor raised an eyebrow.

"Look at the armor I'm wearing."

Bai Shuodong opened his clothes and deactivated the spirit world's hiding function.

When using spirit world equipment in the real world, you can choose to automatically hide your physical form when not in combat, but you cannot hide it during actual use.

"This is...?"

The school doctor squinted at it, then his expression suddenly changed, and he exclaimed, "Holy crap! A cursed equipment that grows in speed, and it's the kind that's deadly fast and self-destructs when you die! Where did you get this?"

"A black light appeared when I opened the bronze treasure chest."

Bai Shuodong sighed.

“Then your situation is indeed quite dangerous. Every two hours, 200 life points are drained. You should die after just one drain… um?” The school doctor stopped mid-sentence.

He was surprised to discover that Bai Shuodong's current life limit had reached a terrifying 817 points.

Newly became a psionicist, 817 health points!

What kind of insane tank is this?

Are tank-type psionicists really that powerful?

Then, the school doctor took a closer look at the four-dimensional attributes.

Power: 23

Agility: 13

Physical condition: 23

Spirit: 11

Is this person even human with these four-dimensional attributes?

Immediately, the school doctor glanced around, grabbed Bai Shuodong's hand, and asked with utmost seriousness, "You kid didn't just directly switch to a god-level profession, and you want me to cover for you, did you?"

"No, just a legendary class."

"A legendary-level profession can have these stats? Do you think I'm not a legendary-level psionicist? I've been through this stage myself, do you think I don't know what attributes a legendary-level psionicist has?" the school doctor said matter-of-factly.

Fun!

This school doctor is a hidden legend!

No wonder he has such a superior status!

"I am truly a legendary Forbidden Walker. If you don't believe me, I'll show you my character panel." Bai Shuodong opened his character panel and then switched to shared mode.

Normally, a psionicist's panel is only visible to themselves, but others can also see it.

"Let me take a look..."

The school doctor examined her carefully, and then his expression became even more interesting. He smiled, sat back down, tilted his head slightly, and said, "You're really a... warrior, very brave."

"what?"

"The Forbidden Walker has a very good reputation among us legendary psionicists. If you want to become stronger, you have to walk the path of death. You have to keep looking for things that would kill a normal person. If you can't find them, it's like having one less core passive skill and one less skill slot than other legendary psionicists."

The school doctor paused for a moment, then continued, "I may not know much about other legendary professions, but the Forbidden Walker is extremely well-known. It's a famously unselectable profession. I didn't expect you to choose it."

"Tsk tsk tsk, you've got some nerve."

Bai Shuodong scratched his head and said, "I feel like the stats for this profession are pretty high. It shouldn't be that bad, right? At most, it's just a little dangerous."

"The numbers were just high in the early stages."

The school doctor smiled, then tapped the table lightly with his fingers and continued, "Once your strength increases, the stat boosts from the forbidden techniques you encounter now will gradually decrease, or even disappear. Because at that point, the forbidden techniques you touched before will no longer be considered forbidden techniques."

"So, I have to find forbidden items that can gradually become stronger and carry them with me? Will my attributes increase as the forbidden items become stronger?" Bai Shuodong asked curiously.

"If we level up in sync, the extra attributes will indeed increase, but..."

The school doctor's eyes turned strange. Pointing at the Blood Demon Armor on his body, he asked, "But tell me, do you think you can live forever if you keep wearing this thing? It drains 200 life points every hour, which could kill you."

"I can recover!"

"Can you earn 200 yuan in an hour?"

"Easy and easy."

"?"

The school doctor fell into a brief silence, because he suddenly realized something, which was...

Bai Shuodong's current health seems to be full, and his condition looks very good. This means that the kid has recovered at least 200 health points within an hour, and most likely within less than an hour.

Are these numbers even for a person?

Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Contract! Blood Demon Armor!

"So, you came to me to take control of this equipment and prevent it from draining your life force?"

"No."

Bai Shuodong shook his head and said, "Extracting some life force is not a big problem. The main issue is that it has a spiritual nature and the ability to actively release curses. During battle, it will spread my blood in the form of blood mist, forming a large-scale, uncontrollable [Laughter Factor] curse."

"How did you know?"

“During the Spirit Realm Trial, all my teammates and the enemies around me turned into Laughing Infected, they all went crazy,” Bai Shuodong said with a sigh.

"..."

The school doctor was silent for a moment, then frowned and muttered to himself in confusion, "No, with the concentration of [Laughter Factor] in your body, it's impossible to achieve this effect. Even the Blood Demon Armor, which is proficient in curses, cannot create new Laughter Factor out of thin air; it doesn't have that ability."

He then took out the instruments he had used during the previous exploration and carefully measured the values.

final...

He clutched his head in shock and exclaimed, "Holy crap! What did you do? Why is the concentration of laughter hormones in your body more than ten times higher?! How can your body handle such a high concentration of laughter hormones?"

However, the school doctor's shock lasted less than two seconds before he regained his composure. He stroked his chin with one hand, stared at Bai Shuodong for a while, and replied thoughtfully, "The essence of the Laughter Factor is actually a special emotional power. This power is invisible and intangible, and ordinary people cannot observe it at all, but it will be continuously produced in everyone."

"Everyone?"

"Yes, everyone produces laughter factors when they are excited and crazy, but since this power does not have a corresponding carrier, the laughter factors they produce will naturally dissipate and become as if nothing happened."

So...

The school doctor tapped the table, looked at Bai Shuodong with a serious expression, and continued, "The increase in the Laughter Factor cannot theoretically be caused by the elements of the Blood Demon Armor, but rather by your physique itself being able to gather the Laughter Factor from the surrounding area."

"Now, you may have been targeted by an Outer God who has mastered the Laughter Factor, and your body has been marked, but you are completely unaware of it."

"When you were choosing a career, were there any careers that featured the 'Laughing Maniac' theme, for example...?"