Battle Through the Heavens: Who put Laozi in my storage ring?

"Help me detoxify, okay?" A smile appeared on Xiao Xun'er's pretty face.

"Alright!" Little Fairy Doctor glanced at Ling Ying behind the beauty, whose pupils were filled with murderous intent. She pursed her lips, stepped forward, and pointed her fair fingers at Xiao Xun'er's acupoints. Wisps of pale purple poison gas flowed out of her mouth and were drawn back into her body.

……

"You two, stop right there!"

When Xiao Yan finally arrived, he was astonished to find that the two women were huddled together in the courtyard, chatting and laughing, like close friends who had been together for years, whispering to each other.

The imagined scene of a massive, earth-shattering battle simply doesn't exist.

"Brother Xiao Yan, you've arrived?"

Xiao Xun'er chuckled and looked at Xiao Yan, her beautiful eyes calm and serene. She pouted and said indifferently, "Then... explain?"

"This is Little Fairy Doctor, a friend I met by chance in the Monster Mountain Range. She is skilled in using poison, and her true form is the Calamity Poison Body," Xiao Yan explained, his eyes twitching.

"What? The Calamity Poison Body!!" Ling Ying's face showed shock. Even he was somewhat wary of it.

After all, this poisonous body was once rampant in the Central Plains, and ordinary people would turn pale at the mere mention of it.

Xiao Xun'er remained calm, gently smoothing her long, dark hair with her delicate hand. "Xun'er doesn't need Brother Xiao Yan to help with the introduction, but rather... to explain why she is in the Xiao family."

"..."

Xiao Yan brainstormed, "She's about to take the Canaan Academy's assessment, and she's very interested in the academy, so she asked me to bring her back to take the assessment together."

Little Fairy Doctor was taken aback for a moment, then pointed to herself: ???

Seeing Xiao Yan frantically giving her meaningful glances, she rolled her eyes, snorted, and crossed her arms: "That's right, I am indeed very interested in Canaan Academy, and I came to the Xiao family voluntarily. Nobody forced me to come."

Anyway... I can't live without him anymore.

Little Fairy Doctor looked at Xiao Yan with a hint of fervor in her beautiful eyes. She was half telling the truth, but she was definitely infatuated with this guy's Netherworld Poison Fire.

Xiao Yan's eyes twitched violently, because he could vaguely see wisps of black energy rising from Xun'er's head.

It took a lot of comforting to finally calm Xiao Xun'er down. As she left the courtyard, she wiped the sweat from her forehead and let out a long sigh of relief. How could she have forgotten about this?

"Tsk, you've got some luck with women."

As soon as I stepped out of the courtyard, a long-legged figure leaning against the wall outside the gate cast a mocking glance my way. Xiao Yu had one long, beautiful leg bent to the side with the sole of her shoe against the wall, while the other leg was straight and supporting her body. She was wearing a light blue school uniform dress that perfectly covered her proud figure.

"Xiao Yu? What are you doing here?" Xiao Yan raised an eyebrow.

"hiss……"

However, he was quickly punished, getting a good beating from the beauty and rubbing his head.

"Let's go to Canaan Academy! Your teacher has been waiting for you for a long time. If you don't come soon, he might think I'm a traitor who betrays his master." Xiao Yu rolled her eyes, grabbed Xiao Yan's arm, and walked out of the Xiao family compound.

"Canaan Academy... no, Xun'er and Little Fairy Doctor are going too." Xiao Yan was stunned for a moment before he came to his senses.

"Hurry up, stop dawdling," Xiao Yu said sarcastically.

the other side.

The two women sat facing each other in front of the chessboard, playing a game of chess in silence.

"Aren't you jealous?" Little Fairy Doctor crossed her arms and glanced at Xiao Xun'er with a slightly surprised look in her beautiful eyes. Since Xiao Yan left, Xiao Xun'er had returned to calm, as if she had never shown any of her previous jealous behavior.

“There’s nothing to be jealous of. I’ll be leaving the Xiao family soon and won’t be able to stay by his side. Someone as outstanding as him will inevitably attract all sorts of women, not just you.” Xiao Xun’er said calmly, playing with her hair.

"So... I'd like to ask you to take good care of him."

"Regarding the matter of the Calamity Poison Body, I will do my best to help you resolve it once I return to my clan."

"..."

Little Fairy Doctor remained silent for a long while, then nodded slightly.

She looked at Xiao Xun'er, who seemed completely unaffected, with a complicated expression in her beautiful eyes.

It is indeed a formidable opponent.

"Don't worry, as long as I'm alive, he won't die..."

The growth rate of the Calamity Poison Body is extremely fast; it's estimated that surpassing Xiao Yan wouldn't be difficult at all.

……

Utan City.

Today was especially lively, with countless young disciples from all directions flocking in, all wanting to give it a try. If they were lucky enough to get in, they would return to their hometowns with a gold-plated postcard after graduation.

At that time, countless forces will vie to win over them.

However, the stringent admission requirements also eliminated almost 99% of the applicants.

"The entrance standard for Canaan Academy is that the eighth level of Dou Qi is considered just the beginning, with a rating of F."

"Nine-stage Dou Qi is E, and so on, one-star is D, two-star is C... The highest level right now is five-star Dou Zhe, rated S. As for the higher-level Dou Shi, I only found a few monstrous talents who have reached this level when I accidentally looked up the historical archives."

"Moreover, most of them reached the Dou Shi level by the age of twenty."

As she spoke, Xiao Yu glanced at Xiao Yan, who was leisurely crossing his arms, and a hint of emotion flashed in her eyes.

Xiao Yan, however, seemed not to have heard what Xiao Yu said at all. He looked around the bustling square with a look of surprise on his face.

"A lot of people..."

Chapter 28 Heavenly Army Battle Formation (Please continue reading!!!)

The square was packed with people, so crowded that it was impossible to move. At this rate, people would have to wait until tomorrow, day and night.

"Let's go!"

Seeing that this guy wasn't listening to her at all, Xiao Yu gritted her teeth, but then, thinking of his strength, she swallowed back the words of complaint that were about to come out.

The strong always have privileges.

"Come with me!"

Having said that, he took the lead and led the younger generation of the Xiao family disciples to a secluded path, where guards in heavy armor, exuding a murderous aura, stood watch.

Xiao Yu carefully handed over a bright green tag.

Upon seeing this, the garrison commander's expression softened somewhat, and he waved his hand, signaling the soldiers blocking the way on both sides to put away their weapons.

Xiao Yu tilted her chin up at the people behind her, her pretty face showing a smug look, as if she was showing off her connections.

Xiao Yan had already stepped into the path flanked by soldiers wielding sharp blades, exuding a faint aura of bloodshed. He glanced at the middle-aged officer at the head of the path, seemingly lost in thought.

This is, after all, a fantasy world. An army is not just a collection of people. After being tempered by battles, it possesses a mysterious and malevolent aura, which reminded him of the battle formation masters in The Great Ruler.

The leader commands an army of thousands and dominates battles. Although his cultivation level is not high, he can still fight beyond his level by relying on battle formations.

His second brother, though a fierce wolf, was not a lone wolf. In the original story, he was able to rise to power and accumulate substantial capital through his decisive and ruthless nature. Perhaps he really had the potential to develop in this direction. As for battle formations, although there was no related inheritance in this world, he felt that they were somewhat similar to the heavenly soldiers of the Heavenly Court.

Therefore...

"Teacher, do you have any cultivation techniques used by celestial soldiers in that realm, even if they are incomplete?"

Xiao Yan thought to himself.

"The cultivation techniques practiced by the heavenly soldiers?" Lao Jun was slightly puzzled, then glanced at the guards on both sides and smiled knowingly.

"There are some, but if you want to unleash their power, one or two are not enough. You need to unite tens of millions of people, each of whom must be carefully selected, the elite of the elite, to cultivate this method together, only then can you have any power."

“Military formations are different from others; they emphasize offense and are a cohesive system. With your current strength, building such an army is as difficult as ascending to heaven…”

"You have to have dreams, right?" Xiao Yan smiled.

Laozi had extremely high standards. He probably thought that the best military formations he could produce were of the caliber of celestial soldiers. But for him, even a low-level version of celestial soldiers would be enough to dominate this world.

He could show that so-called God of War in The Great Ruler what a real God of War was.

Moreover, outside this world, alien demons rage, and the neighboring Dongzi is a perfect example of how a lower-level plane is corrupted, suffering terribly.

Like brothers fighting tigers, like fathers and sons going to war, they will inevitably have to confront the demons sooner or later, so they naturally need to start cultivating a force that can be formed.

but……

Far away.

Xiao Yan took another step, completely passing through the ten-meter-long narrow alley. He immediately felt his vision open up and could vaguely see crowds outside the square, while inside the square, there were long queues at several admissions offices.

"you……"

Looking back at the crowd, he noticed that Xiao Ning, Xiao Meier, and even Xiao Yixian were struggling amidst the killing intent of the military formation. Only Xiao Yu and Xiao Xun'er were able to stay close behind him.

Raising an eyebrow, knowing that this was a kind of test for those who "got in through connections," he didn't say anything, but simply helped Xiao Meier, who was almost exhausted.

"Thank you, Cousin Xiao Yan." The girl, with a touch of gentle charm between her brows, wiped the sweat from her forehead and said shyly.

"We're family, so let's not be formal." Xiao Yan smiled brightly.

"Ouch~"

Xiao Ning also walked over and sat down on the ground with a thud, her face pale.

But Xiao Yan kicked him in the butt, "Let's go!"

Xiao Ning bared his teeth and glared angrily.

But then he saw a hand reach out, and Xiao Yan's body shielded him from the scorching sun. His expression froze for a moment, then he grinned and grabbed the hand, using it to get up.