She was a kind person, and although she enjoyed watching others have fun, she wouldn't usually act like that. But unfortunately, Gangzi's thunderous fart was just too disgusting, and Funina couldn't stand it at all.
"Damn Poseidon Island, damn Fontaine, how dare they slander this great master like this!" Gangzi roared in his heart, deciding to use the divine skill bestowed upon him by the Rakshasa God!
"Gang Dong Sanpao!"
Poseidon and Navelette frowned simultaneously. Navelette instantly appeared behind Funina, grabbed her by the back of her collar, and carried her several kilometers away like a chick.
"Ugh, Violet, couldn't you have told me before you suddenly took me flying?" Funina complained angrily, the kind of person who couldn't be appeased even with five plates of cake.
Navelette, with a helpless expression, pointed to the distance and said, "Ms. Funina, take a good look over there!"
With puffed-out cheeks, Funina turned her head in confusion, then froze, her tuft of hair standing on end, her heterochromatic eyes—sky blue and dark blue—trembling.
yellow!
The entire sea in the distance was yellow, even the seawater had turned yellow!
Without even thinking, Fulina knew exactly what was going on.
Gangzi has let out another thunderous fart!
Furness felt a chill run down her spine and, terrified, hid behind Vilette again.
But she hadn't forgotten Poseidon, and quickly whispered, "Ah! Violet, please go and save Poseidon!"
"Don't worry, Ms. Funina, the Limit Douluo won't be suffocated by the stench." Navelette's eyelids twitched slightly, but she still transformed into a blue streak of light and instantly appeared ten thousand meters above the sky, looking down at the thick yellow fog below.
"Freeze." Navelette slowly raised her hand, and the power of the Ice Dragon King gathered.
Swish!
The land is frozen solid.
As the sea was frozen, those thunderous farts seemed to be frozen as well. This was the power obtained after the Ice Dragon King's power merged with the Water Dragon King's original power in Vilet.
Navelette is capable of freezing everything to a certain extent, even space and time.
Freezing some small, thunderous farts is nothing more than a wave of his hand for him.
"Thinking of Dongpao, thoughts flow like a spring."
“Nian Dong’s passing is a constant source of grief.”
"Gang Dong is gone, for all eternity! Dong'er, Dong'er, Dong'er!!!"
Gangzi let out a series of baboonish cries, pounding his chest heavily, and fired the Gangdong Three Cannons together with Bibipao.
Meanwhile, Poseidon, who was within the attack range, had a dark expression and was desperately protecting herself with the power of the sea god.
In fact, such an attack would not be fatal to Poseidon, as she could protect herself with seawater. However, Poseidon always felt that the seawater would be contaminated after coming into contact with the thunderous fart, so she did not hesitate to use the power of the sea god.
"Damn it. Seventh Soul Skill, True Form of the Sea God." Poseidon was always a very aloof person, but even the most aloof person would be unable to resist turning red and furious when attacked by Gangzi's thunderous fart.
A sea-blue phantom appeared behind Poseidon. The phantom's face was obscured, but it appeared incredibly sacred and majestic.
"Die! Heir to the evil god's lackey, sixth soul skill, sea burial." Poseidon's eyes were bloodshot, and his usually cold voice became somewhat hoarse as he unleashed his sixth soul skill with all his might.
"Is this... the end...?" Gangzi looked at Haizang, who was about to devour him and suck him into another dimension, and even felt a sense of despair.
"Damn it, I haven't even achieved the Rakshasa God status yet. How dare you, a mere servant of the Sea God, try to kill me like this? Damn Rakshasa God, what are you waiting for?"
"Quickly, save this great master!"
Chapter 320 Gangzi and the Cursed Spirit Bibi Dong's Martial Soul Fusion Technique
The Rakshasa God's divine power did not help Gangzi as it had last time. Gangzi was now in utter despair. Even if he pushed Gangdong Sanpao with all his might, it was useless because his Thunderous Fart had been frozen by Navelette.
"No! This great master hasn't become a god yet, this great master is not reconciled!"
Just as Gangzi was roaring with anger and filled with despair, a somewhat confused voice called out.
Bibi Dong's cursed spirit crawled out of Luo Sanpao's body, which it had been possessing, and slowly approached Gangzi, uttering a dazed and hoarse call:
"Little anus, little anus, little anus...!"
"Dong'er!" Gangzi seemed to see a glimmer of hope and grabbed the cursed spirit Bibi Dong tightly. "Dong'er, you must have a way to get me out of here, right? Please save me!"
“Little Gang, I love you…” The cursed spirit Bibi Dong slowly grasped Gangzi’s hand, and a martial spirit connection actually formed between her and Gangzi!
Gangzi was stunned, then overjoyed, feeling that he had a chance to escape.
"Dong'er, I love you too." Looking at Bibi Dong's ugly face in her cursed spirit form, Gangzi forced himself to speak.
"Aaaaaah! Little Gang, I love you the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most!" The cursed spirit Bibi Dong roared like a madman.
"Come on!!" Gangzi shouted.
The spirits Bibi Dong and Gangzi unleashed their Soul Fusion Technique!
"The deadliest of farts, the might of the pig-spider!"
Gangzi couldn't help but let out a heart-wrenching roar, shouting out the name of this martial soul fusion skill.
boom!!!
Under Poseidon's dumbfounded gaze, Gangzi, Luo Sanpao, and the cursed spirit Bibi Dong merged simultaneously, ultimately transforming into a large, fat pig with eight spider legs and dragon horns on its head...
And this big fat pig actually started cosplaying as a rocket on the spot, using his thunderous fart as propulsion to escape from Poseidon's sea burial.
Furthermore, Gangzi was extremely fast; in the blink of an eye, he disappeared into the horizon.
Poseidon was left standing there, bewildered in the wind.
"What kind of soul skill is this?" Poseidon murmured blankly.
In just a few minutes, Poseidon's worldview was completely overturned. Was Gangzi really human?
How could it be so disgusting?
And that Rakshasa god, Poseidon could hardly imagine how disgusting this god must be to choose Gangzi as his successor.
"Ms. Poseidon, are you alright?" A voice transmitted through soul power came over; it was Vilette's voice.
Poseidon emerged expressionlessly from the thunderous fart, enveloped in the power of the sea god: "...I'm fine."
Navelette nodded, took a short step back without changing his expression, and then pointed to the Shrek Three Musketeers and Flander, who were floating on the wooden plank not far away and were completely terrified, and said, "That thief ran too fast, I really can't catch up with him. I'll take these three back to Fontaine for trial first. And I'll send Ms. Furina back to Fontaine as well."
"it is good."
Seeing Navelette deliberately backing away as if disgusted by his smell, Poseidon's eyelids twitched violently, and he gritted his teeth to squeeze out a single word.
Because Poseidon didn't want Gangzi's thunderous fart to affect a large area of the sea, she specially used her soul power to create a barrier.
That's why the Shrek Three Musketeers and Flander weren't killed instantly by Thunder's big fart.
Ignoring the four's resistance, Violet dragged Funina with one hand and used the other to whip them, binding them up and hanging them like dried meat.
……
Finally, the four men, as accomplices of Gangzi, were sentenced to fifty years in prison.
Sitting in the jury, Furness was still somewhat unconvinced, angrily pointing at the Shrek Three Musketeers and Flander below:
"Navelette, I feel your ruling was flawed!"
"What insightful opinion does Ms. Funina have?" Navelette asked Funina.
"Death penalty! Death penalty for all of them!" Funina suggested with an excited expression.
She utterly despised these people; they were even more bizarre than the love-struck individuals she had encountered in court.
“Rejected.” Navelette waved her hand expressionlessly.
Funina's face fell, and she muttered a few words, but still sat down obediently.
Without giving the four a chance to object, Villette arranged for them to be imprisoned in Fontaine's dungeon.
Unlike Melo-Petersburg, Fontaine's prison holds criminals who have committed unforgivable crimes.
Among them are two Saint Pillar Douluos from Seagod Island, Sea Spear and Seahorse.
Today, four new inmates arrived at Fontaine Heavenly Prison, and the prison guards assigned them to Sea Spear Douluo and Seahorse Douluo for instruction.
Sea Spear and Seahorse stared intently at the four with their bright green eyes, sending chills down the spines of the Shrek Three and Flander.
It was as if they were being targeted by some ferocious beast.
Dai Mubai, in particular, is very sensitive to such gazes because he often stares at those pretty boys with such eyes.
"This is the Fontaine cotton-growing area. You'll be working here from now on, hehe. Our job is to pick cotton on the farm, and the cotton will be delivered to us at night. We need to use our hardworking hands to weave thick cotton quilts and give them away to the residents of Fontaine for free." Seahorse Douluo revealed a somewhat sinister smile and patted the shoulders of the four people present.
Sea Spear Douluo explained, "We have three meals a day, but they taste terrible. If we can exceed our daily cotton-picking quota, we can have a fried chicken and watermelon combo."
"What are you muttering about? Get to work!" A shout rang out, and everyone turned to look. It was a man holding a whip, wearing a cowboy hat, and with somewhat pale skin.
"Yes, yes, yes, we'll get to work right away." The two titled Douluo, Seahorse and Sea Spear, dared not show the slightest anger. They smiled awkwardly at the pale-skinned man, like two docile Hakimi.
"Don't just stand there, get to work," Seahorse kindly reminded the Shrek Three Musketeers and Flander, who were still somewhat dazed.
The four of them came to their senses, obediently picked up their baskets, and began picking cotton.
"I am Old John, the manager of this farm. If I see any of you slacking off while working, I swear I will kick your asses hard with my boots!" Old John warned the people picking cotton, brandishing his whip.
"Damn Fengdan! I'm destined to become the Rakshasa God, and they dare to lock me up here picking cotton! They're asking for death!" Dai Mubai felt utterly humiliated and thought this bitterly to himself. His cotton-picking speed slowed down, and then…
Snapped!
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