Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Su Mingyang sat down on the sofa and looked at Lu Zhanbo with great interest.

Lu Zhanbo said dejectedly:

Here's the thing, a Korean girl named Hollywood recently joined our company. Every time I invite her for coffee, she says no. When I invite her to dinner, she says no too. When I offer to take her home, she says no again. Mingyang, you said Korean girls are generally introverted and conservative.

I haven't had any experience with it, so I don't know.

Su Mingyang shook his head, patted Lu Zhanbo on the shoulder, and praised, "But Zhanbo, you're amazing! You've found another target so quickly. What's this Hollywood girl like in terms of looks and personality?"

"hey-hey."

Lu Zhanbo chuckled and said, "She's very pretty. She's the quietest girl in our company, and she's very polite. She always thanks every guy who does something for her."

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang's lips twitched.

Lu Ziqiao spat out a mouthful of water, exclaiming, "What does this Hollywood girl often say?"

Lu Zhanbo looked blankly at him and said, "Ah."

Lu Ziqiao looked at Lu Zhan with a playful expression and said, "Do you know what this means?"

Lu Zhanbo casually replied, "I asked, and they said it means thank you."

Lu Ziqiao raised an eyebrow: "Then has she never told you this before?"

"yes."

Lu Zhanbo nodded, saying indifferently, "But I don't want her to be too polite either."

Lu Ziqiao chuckled softly, narrowing his eyes as he said, "What it actually means is—I love you."

"No way"

Lu Zhanbo couldn't believe it and asked suspiciously, "Ziqiao, are you kidding me again? How do you know Korean?!"

Su Mingyang looked at Lu Zhanbo with sympathy and said helplessly, "Zhanbo, Ziqiao wasn't playing a trick on you. What he meant by those words was indeed 'I love you.'"

"What!"

Seeing Su Mingyang's certainty, Lu Zhanbo's composure crumbled instantly. "If that's the case, then she says 'I love you' to the vast majority of the guys in our company, but only to me did she say 'no'!"

"well."

Su Mingyang sighed and turned to Lü Ziqiao, asking, "Ziqiao, how do you know what that means?"

Lu Ziqiao said confidently:

I've studied common pickup lines in 280 languages ​​worldwide, and this sentence is a must-learn for beginners.

Su Mingyang was stunned. He turned into a lazy bum and shouted "666!" He then clasped his hands in a fist and said to Lü Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, when it comes to the art of picking up girls, I would call you the best!"

He felt that his fluency in eight languages ​​had lost some of its luster at that moment.

Lu Ziqiao waved his hand and said proudly, "It's alright, just average, third in the world."

Su Mingyang suggested to Lu Zhanbo, "Zhanbo, you should learn from Ziqiao how to pursue girls; that will increase your chances of success."

"All right."

Lu Zhanbo nodded and sincerely asked Lu Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, why does she never tell me 'I love you' even though I buy her McDonald's breakfast every day?"

Lu Ziqiao explained, "No beautiful and charming girl in the world will say 'I love you' just because you give her a hamburger or milk tea, understand? You should take her to do something special to move her."

Lu Zhanbo pondered for a moment, then frowned and said, "But hamburgers and milk tea are already the best breakfasts. What do you want me to do? Prepare shark fin hamburgers for her."

"Wrong, Zhanbo, hamburgers and milk tea are not the best breakfast."

Su Mingyang couldn't help but correct him, "Caviar would be better."

"That... is too expensive."

Lu Zhanbo hesitated for two seconds, then gritted his teeth and said, "But if it can really earn me an 'I love you,' spending a little money is nothing!"

"Uh, Zhanbo, I meant caviar is better for breakfast than a burger, but I didn't suggest you switch to caviar."

Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated, stunned by Lu Zhanbo's sycophantic thinking.

"Oh, I understand."

Lu Zhanbo suddenly realized.

"Good that you understand."

Su Mingyang nodded with satisfaction.

Lu Zhanbo raised his index finger and said, "Mingyang, you mean there's a better breakfast than caviar? What is it? Tell me! I want to get her something better right now!"

Su Mingyang: ""

Two black lines appeared on Lu Ziqiao's forehead as he slumped weakly onto the sofa cushions, muttering, "Zhanbo, it's not a matter of changing breakfast, it's that you need to change your brain."

Chapter 111 Yifei, who ate you?

At that moment, Hu Yifei pushed open the door and came in with a look of utter despair.

Lu Ziqiao quickly stopped her: "Yifei, does your family have any funds prepared for Zhanbo's future wedding?"

Why are you suddenly asking this?

Hu Yifei asked in confusion, then excitedly moved closer to Lu Zhanbo, "Zhanbo, you've found a girlfriend!"

Su Mingyang joked, "Yifei, you're overthinking it. It's about as difficult for Zhanbo to find a partner as it is for Ziqiao to find a job."

Lu Ziqiao pursed his lips: "Although this analogy sounds a bit awkward, it's true."

"Tch, what are you saying!"

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes, went to the kitchen, washed an apple, and ate it.

Lu Zhanbo, who was contemplating life, suddenly said, "Oh, I know! We should send kimchi. Koreans love kimchi the most."

"Ah! Shoot me dead!"

Lu Ziqiao completely broke down and collapsed helplessly onto the sofa.

Su Mingyang didn't know what to say, so he teased, "Zhanbo, I think you could consider soaking your head in water and making a 'foam brain.' Maybe... Hollywood would like that."

Lu Ziqiao raised an eyebrow in agreement: "Mingyang, your suggestion is good."

Hu Yifei leaned closer and asked curiously, "What are you discussing?"

Lu Zhanbo was extremely annoyed by Su Mingyang and Lu Ziqiao's teasing, and turned to Hu Yifei for help: "Sis, do you think Korean girls prefer kimchi or caviar for breakfast?"

Hu Yifei, munching on an apple, said irritably, "What's it to you! Why don't you care about your sister, you heartless bastard? I've been busy all morning with that... damn lecture, I haven't even had breakfast and I'm starving!"

Lu Zhanbo said nonchalantly, "You're like a camel in the desert; you won't starve to death so easily."

Hu Yifei: ""

At this moment, Lin Wanyu walked out of the room, rubbing her sleepy eyes, and greeted everyone.

Su Mingyang laughed, "The lazybones has finally decided to get out of bed."

Lin Wanyu rolled her eyes at Su Mingyang: "Mingyang, wasn't it you who told me to sleep a little longer?"

"I told you to sleep a little longer, but I didn't tell you to sleep until noon."

Su Mingyang was speechless. This little girl's comprehension was truly impressive! Where had the diligent Lin Wanyu gone? Lin Wanyu blushed, wrinkled her nose, and said with a hint of coquettishness, "Then I'll sleep until the afternoon next time."

Su Mingyang joked, "Whatever you want, you can sleep until night, anyway... it's not me who will get my salary docked."

Upon hearing this, Lin Wanyu immediately lost her temper and started kicking.

Wearing bunny ear slippers, she snuggled up to Su Mingyang, tugging at his arm and pleading, "Oh no, Mingyang, you can't dock my pay!"

Well, that depends on your performance.

Su Mingyang lounged leisurely on the sofa cushions.

Lin Wanyu's bright eyes lit up, and she smiled as she lifted Su Mingyang's leg and started massaging it: "Mingyang, I'm giving you a leg massage, can you please stop docking my pay?"

"Uh, okay, in that case, I won't deduct it."

Su Mingyang was stunned for a moment, then nodded after realizing what he meant, and squinted his eyes to enjoy the moment.

I never expected that my joke would result in a rich young lady massaging my legs.

With.

Lin Wanyu looked at Su Mingyang's expression, a sly glint in her eyes: "You said it yourself, so you have to keep your word. You can't deduct from my pay anymore!"

"Um."

Su Mingyang nodded subconsciously and said, "Wanyu, you can tap a little harder."

Seeing that Su Mingyang agreed, Lin Wanyu immediately pushed his leg out, put her hands on her hips, and looked at him triumphantly: "Hehe, Mingyang, you go knock it yourself."

"!!!"

Su Mingyang's lips twitched; he was defeated by Lin Wanyu's quirky and mischievous nature.

Watching the two of them being so affectionate.

Lu Ziqiao didn't think anything of it, and continued playing with his knock-off phone while chatting flirtatiously with the pretty girl.

Lu Zhanbo, a single man with virtually no romantic experience, felt intensely uncomfortable and bypassed Lu Ziqiao to sit on the VIP seat next to him.

Hu Yifei had only taken a bite of half an apple when her stomach felt incredibly full. She let out a burp and said, "So full."