Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Lu Ziqiao slapped his forehead in annoyance and complained to the culprit, Hu Yifei, "Yifei, your cooking skills have truly opened my eyes! If you participated in a culinary disaster competition, you would definitely be number one!"

Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei, who had just been laughing so hard her stomach hurt, froze.

Su Mingyang and the others laughed even harder!

Chapter 97 I'm no ordinary person!

Hu Yifei and Su Mingyang teamed up to trick Lü Ziqiao.

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At some point, I forgot that I had cooked this meal myself.

Lu Ziqiao's words just now had a wake-up call for her.

"What are you laughing at! What's so funny?"

Hu Yifei slammed her palm heavily on the coffee table, causing several bowls and chopsticks to bounce up and splatter oil and water everywhere.

Lin Wanyu, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Lu Zhanbo were all startled and immediately stopped smiling, sitting on the sofa like obedient children.

Lu Ziqiao felt ashamed of his words and quickly moved aside, hoping that Hu Yifei would not notice him or hold it against him.

Only Su Mingyang continued to laugh, seemingly oblivious to everyone else.

Hu Yifei glared at Su Mingyang: "Mingyang, you're still laughing? Are you asking for a beating?"

Su Mingyang teased, "Yifei, you know what, I've been itching for a beating lately. Why don't you scratch me?"

He was telling the truth.

It's not that my skin is itchy, it's that my hands are itchy.

Having mastered martial arts for so long, I've never used it except for that one punch I landed on Lin Wanyu.

It would be a waste to not use Hu Yifei, this violent woman, as a practice subject for such a great skill.

"I'll scratch your big head, you little devil!"

Hu Yifei's eyes were filled with rage. "Believe me or not, I'll skin you alive!"

Su Mingyang curled his lip: "I don't believe it!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian, and the others were stunned.

I never expected Su Mingyang to be so foul-mouthed, daring to provoke Hu Yifei.

Even with great culinary skills, you can't be this reckless! As the saying goes, you can't mess with a tiger's backside, especially since this is a tigress.

Seeing Su Mingyang's dismissive attitude, Hu Yifei gritted her teeth in anger, cracking her knuckles, and said coldly, "Mingyang, do you think I won't dare to touch you just because you're a good cook?"

From childhood to adulthood, without exception, everyone who dared to challenge her was defeated by her.

Only Su Mingyang could keep appearing in front of her for so long. If it weren't for Su Mingyang preparing a river seafood feast last night, she would have given him a "re-education" long ago.

Up.

"Keep moving, it's good for your health."

Su Mingyang's lips curled up, completely disregarding Hu Yifei's threat.

"You said it, so don't blame me!"

Hu Yifei's gaze sharpened slightly. She stood up, twisted her neck, and swung her arms, beginning to warm up, preparing to give Su Mingyang a "weight-gain package."

"Feifei, don't be like that, Mingyang was just joking."

Seeing that Hu Yifei was about to get serious, Lin Wanyu quickly tried to dissuade her.

"Yes, sis, Mingyang meant no harm."

Lu Zhanbo followed suit, offering his advice.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao also spoke up in support.

Hu Yifei ignored them completely and reached out to pull Su Mingyang, who was slumped on the sofa, up.

"Wait a minute...!"

Seeing that Hu Yifei's hand was about to land on him, Su Mingyang quickly raised his hand to stop her.

Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei smiled smugly and said, "Heh, now you know fear, huh?"

Lin Wanyu and the others breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Su Mingyang had given in, but then he said, "How did you know I was scared?"

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "I'm afraid a fight would break all the furniture."

Hu Yifei glanced around the living room and said, "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. I won't damage the furniture; at most, I'll break you."

Hearing this, Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated: "It's not like I'm supposed to get beaten up."

Isn't that so?

Hu Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian shuddered, recalling his painful past, and said to Su Mingyang, "Mingyang, Yifei is inherently violent, and she's a black belt in Taekwondo. She won the East Asian Taekwondo Championship in high school, and she has a finishing move. Most people would get beaten up!"

“So amazing!”

Lu Ziqiao gasped. He had always thought Hu Yifei was just a little hot-tempered and a little strong.

"My sister is really good at fighting."

Lu Zhanbo said admiringly.

"Ha, that's just an ordinary person."

Su Mingyang chuckled lightly and said confidently, "I'm no ordinary person."

"Then who are you?"

Hu Yifei asked curiously, assuming that Su Mingyang had some powerful background.

Lin Wanyu and the others shared the same thought.

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "I was in Class 6 when I was in school, so I'm a student in Class 6."

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"Still spouting nonsense even when you're about to die!"

Hu Yifei was truly exasperated with Su Mingyang. She stopped wasting words with him, grabbed his collar, and tried to lift him, but couldn't. She was slightly surprised.

Just as she was about to use force again, Su Mingyang slapped her hand away, rolled his eyes, and said, "Yifei, I told you not to use force. Let's find an open space tomorrow and do it then. Give me one night."

Hu Yifei asked, puzzled, "Why did I give you time?"

Su Mingyang put on a serious expression, clasped his hands in a fist salute to Hu Yifei, and said mysteriously, "I want to watch some of Li Xiaolong's kung fu movies. Tomorrow, when my kung fu is fully mastered, I'll challenge you to a duel, how about that?"

He was a bit tired tonight, and since it wasn't a good time to perform indoors, he decided to try again tomorrow.

"Mingyang, are you serious?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked surprised when he heard that Su Mingyang's tone didn't sound like he was joking.

What do you think, Teacher Zeng?

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

Lu Ziqiao joked, "I think Mingyang, it's more reliable for you to let Yifei beat you up."

Hu Yifei agreed: "Ziqiao is right."

"What do you mean it's right! Feifei, you can't hit Mingyang."

Lin Wanyu straightened her body and stood protectively in front of Su Mingyang.

"Wanyu, don't panic."

Su Mingyang comforted Lin Wanyu, pulled her aside, and said to Hu Yifei, "Yifei, how about letting me watch kung fu movies all night?"

"hehe.

Hu Yifei sneered, "Don't even mention one night, even if you watched kung fu movies for a year, you still wouldn't be able to learn the kung fu in them."

Lu Zhanbo nodded: "Yeah, it's just like how I've watched Transformers for so long, but I still haven't become an Autobot."

"You don't believe it, do you? Tomorrow is the day you witness a miracle."

Su Mingyang didn't say much. He got up, turned on the TV, and switched to the movie channel. At that moment, the movie "Ip Man 1," which featured live bullets, was playing.

"Ip Man's Wing Chun is quite good."

Su Mingyang talked while watching the movie.

He certainly didn't really want to learn kung fu from movies; he just wanted to see how the martial arts moves in movies differed from the real Chinese martial arts he knew.

Perhaps we could borrow a couple of cool moves from movies and show them off.

Seeing Su Mingyang's seriousness, Hu Yifei couldn't help but purse her lips: "You really want to practice, huh? Tomorrow morning at 7 o'clock, at Donghu Park nearby, come be my punching bag."

"OK."

Su Mingyang nodded casually.

I was thinking that it was still uncertain who would be whose punching bag.

"Mingyang, are you sick?"