Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Su Mingyang smiled at Hu Yifei and said, "Yifei, look how much I've learned from cooking all this time! Let's cook a meal and see how much your skills have improved..."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's expression changed drastically: "Mingyang, are you crazy? Making Yifei cook will kill someone!"

A few years ago, when he had just met Hu Yifei, he ate a meal she cooked. Not only did it taste bad, but he also had diarrhea seven or eight times after eating it, making a gushing sound, and almost ended up in the hospital.

From then on, I was traumatized, and the few times I ate her cooking felt like torture.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, what are you saying! You're the one who's dead! My skills are nowhere near what they used to be!"

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes. "Don't think it's like your radio show, which hasn't improved in years!"

Before Zeng Xiaoxian could say anything more, Su Mingyang comforted him, "Teacher Zeng, calm down. Let Yifei try. As the saying goes, a good teacher produces excellent students. I'm practically Yifei's mentor, so her skills should have improved a lot by now."

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes, looked down on Su Mingyang's self-aggrandizing behavior, and without saying anything more, got up and excitedly went to the kitchen to get busy.

Lin Wanyu, having nothing else to do, went over to help.

Zeng Xiaoxian was restless, and the thought of eating Hu Yifei's cooking gave him goosebumps.

Su Mingyang didn't seem to mind at all, calmly lounging on the sofa and waiting.

Half an hour later.

The food Hu Yifei had prepared was placed on the coffee table.

Stir-fried shredded potatoes with vinegar, braised eggplant, and stir-fried green peppers with eggs.

"Dinner's ready."

Hu Yifei brandished the spatula, her eyebrows raised, looking quite smug. "Come on, everyone, try my cooking. This is the first time I've ever cooked these three dishes."

Looking at the three dishes in front of him, Su Mingyang smiled and said, "They look alright, but I wonder how they taste."

"Mingyang, here you go."

Lin Wanyu handed Su Mingyang a pair of chopsticks at the opportune moment.

"Thank you, Wanyu."

Su Mingyang winked at Lin Wanyu, took the chopsticks, picked up a piece of shredded potato, and spat it out as soon as he put it in his mouth! "What's wrong?"

Hu Yifei frowned and asked.

"I wanted to ask how much vinegar you put in these shredded potatoes...?"

Su Mingyang rolled his eyes; he almost choked on his teeth from the sourness.

Hu Yifei tilted her head and thought for a moment, then said, "Not much... ah, just about half a bottle."

"Half a bottle"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened, utterly speechless. He spread his hands and said, "I told you, Mingyang, we can't let her cook!"

"Yifei, I take back what I just said. I'm not worthy to be your master!"

Su Mingyang felt like he'd been slapped in the face.

He had eaten Hu Yifei's cooking before, and while it was just average, it wasn't this bad.

He had been hoping she would observe his masterful gameplay and improve, but he never expected her to deliver such a devastating blow.

Hu Yifei: ""

"Let me try it."

Lin Wanyu took a piece of eggplant, chewed it twice, and frowned.

"Wanyu, how are you?"

Hu Yifei looked at Lin Wanyu, blinking her eyes with anticipation.

"It's so bitter."

Lin Wanyu's little face was all scrunched up, her expression like that of a child taking medicine.

"No way, I'll go ask Zhanbo to try it."

After Hu Yifei finished speaking, she quickly called Lu Zhanbo out to test the poison.

"well."

Su Mingyang sighed, "Looks like I'll have to eat goddess bibimbap tonight."

"Ah, goddess bibimbap!"

Lin Wanyu's eyes lit up, instinctively thinking it was a grand feast, and she exclaimed with delight, "It sounds so high-end! Mingyang, are you going to make it now?"

"Goddess bibimbap, looks good! Just hearing the name makes my mouth water. Mingyang, I want some!"

Zeng Xiaoxian sidled up to Su Mingyang with a cheeky grin.

Seeing the expectant looks on their faces, Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated.

I never expected that my joking nickname would cause such a big misunderstanding.

At this moment, Lu Zhanbo came out of the room and, hearing their conversation, asked curiously, "What are you talking about? What about goddess bibimbap?"

Lin Wanyu explained, "Mingyang is going to make Goddess Bibimbap."

"Forget about the goddess bibimbap, eat what I made first."

Hu Yifei narrowed her eyes, looking at the group.

Actually, she also ate that goddess bibimbap, but since she had worked hard to cook it herself, she couldn't lose face.

"Let me try it."

Lu Zhanbo picked up a slice of egg and put it in his mouth, saying with a bitter face, "Sis, congratulations, your cooking skills have deteriorated again."

"screw you."

Hu Yifei swung the spatula in her hand and hit Lu Zhanbo in the lower back, clearly annoyed.

"I'll wait for Mingyang's goddess bibimbap instead."

Lu Zhanbo threw down his chopsticks.

"No, finish what I made first."

Hu Yifei said with dissatisfaction.

"Yifei, Zhanbo should enjoy this food. I'm not worthy of it."

Su Mingyang smiled.

Why me?

Lu Zhanbo pointed at himself, looking at Su Mingyang with a constipated expression.

Su Mingyang's lips curled up: "She's your sister, of course you have to help her solve her problems."

"Well... Zhanbo, you can have these dishes. I'll eat the Goddess Bibimbap that Mingyang made."

Zeng Xiaoxian patted Lu Zhanbo on the shoulder sympathetically.

"Zhanbo, finish it quickly."

Hu Yifei, holding her chopsticks, spoke in a commanding tone.

She just took a bite and immediately spat it out; she couldn't eat anymore! But it would be embarrassing not to finish it, so she had to make her younger brother suffer.

"I"

Lu Zhanbo was on the verge of tears, but seeing Hu Yifei's firm attitude, he could only grit his teeth and pick up his chopsticks to devour the food.

Seeing Lu Zhanbo's reaction, Lin Wanyu covered her mouth and chuckled.

Su Mingyang didn't say much and walked towards the kitchen.

Lin Wanyu assumed he was going to make the goddess bibimbap, so she quickly followed behind, smiling and saying, "Mingyang, let me help you."

"Me too!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was afraid that Hu Yifei would make him eat these terrible dishes, so he followed her.

Seeing the expectant looks on their faces, Su Mingyang felt a mischievous glint in his eye and chuckled, "Wanyu, can you serve me a bowl of rice? Teacher Zeng, can you bring me that bottle of flavored Lao Gan Ma chili sauce?"

"it is good."

"Dele."

The two nodded, prepared the items, and placed them in front of Su Mingyang.

Seeing this, Hu Yifei quickly came over, wanting to see how the goddess made bibimbap.

Seeing the three of them looking like curious children, Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh and instructed, "Teacher Zeng, pour the Lao Gan Ma chili sauce into the rice and then stir it."

Zeng Xiaoxian was a little confused, but he did as instructed anyway.

Bright red chili oil and black fermented black beans flowed onto the white rice, emitting a fragrant aroma.

After stirring, the flavor becomes even more enticing.

Su Mingyang stared at the bowl of rice, remaining silent for a long time.

Hu Yifei couldn't help but ask, "What's next?"

Lin Wanyu and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Su Mingyang, waiting for his instructions.