Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Thinking to himself, "Isn't this the kind of topic Lu Zhanbo likes? I guess he probably invited this woman out. But why did she come to me? And this woman doesn't seem to know Lu Zhanbo at all."

I'm completely baffled! "Yes, let's talk about this."

The nameless woman asked urgently.

"Alright then."

Su Mingyang didn't care about anything else; he only wanted to persuade the other party to back down. After thinking for a moment, he had an idea and raised an eyebrow, saying, "Do you really like aliens?"

"Yes, I think boys who like aliens are especially charming."

The nameless woman began to awkwardly praise him, looking at Su Mingyang, "Especially you."

"Oh, really?"

Su Ming smiled faintly, "Then do you know the history of how aliens develop?"

"have no idea."

The nameless woman shook her head. "Can you tell me?"

A hint of amusement flashed in Su Mingyang's eyes as he said mysteriously, "In my imagination, aliens are a kind of parasitic species."

"Parasite"

The nameless woman frowned.

This was completely different from the image of aliens she had in mind.

"That's right."

Su Mingyang nodded and continued, "At first, it will sneak into a person's eye and grow to the size of a maggot. You know what a maggot is, right?"

"Know."

The image in the nameless woman's mind sent a chill down her spine. Seeing her reaction, Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh: "An alien that absorbs its host's nutrients, slowly growing larger, from the size of a maggot to the size of an earthworm, then the size of an eel, and finally the size of a snake. Guess what will happen in the end?"

"have no idea."

The nameless woman felt a pang of regret, somewhat regretting accepting the job; she simply couldn't bear this topic.

"hehe."

Su Mingyang chuckled and continued, "Finally, this alien will mutate and awaken into a true alien form. Its head is small, but its two hands are scythe-like. Of course, it doesn't just have two hands; it also has many tentacles, like Zhang..."

"How disgusting!"

The nameless woman got goosebumps, nervously rubbing her arms, and asked curiously, "Didn't you say it was parasitic? Will it take over a person's brain?"

"Trying to take over the brain is wishful thinking."

Su Mingyang curled his lip. "When aliens grow to their full potential, of course they have to come out. Either they'll break open their stomach, their brain, or some other place you can think of, and then they'll crawl out from there."

"what"

The nameless woman frowned, her stomach churning, and she felt like vomiting.

Seeing that his goal was about to be achieved, Su Mingyang continued, "Let me describe in more detail how the alien came out of the stomach."

"No, thank you."

The nameless woman quickly interrupted, looking conflicted, "Can we change the subject?"

She simply couldn't understand why such a handsome guy would like such extreme things.

"No, you were the one who said you wanted to talk about aliens. Now, can you change it or wait until I finish speaking?"

Su Mingyang resolutely refused, continuing on his own, "Let me tell you, if this alien chooses to cut open your stomach, it will first eat everything inside you, leaving room for your intestines and stomach to move around. You'll be writhing in pain. Then, its tentacles and scythe-like hands will work simultaneously, frantically stabbing your belly. And if it starts from your brain..."

Su Mingyang spoke while gesturing to illustrate.

Please stop talking.

The nameless woman pleaded with a tearful face, saying she was about to break down if she heard any more! Su Mingyang ignored her and continued speaking.

Seeing this, the nameless woman quickly took out eight hundred yuan from her bag, threw it to Su Mingyang, and ran away without looking back.

Su Mingyang paused for a moment, watching the nameless woman's departing figure, and murmured, "Was this a tip?"

Since he had already disgusted the person and driven them away, Su Danyang didn't think much of it.

He put the money in his pocket and went into the bar and restaurant to see how Lu Ziqiao and Ai Ai were doing, but after searching for a while, he couldn't find them.

Lu Zhanbo was still sitting alone in his original spot, drinking alone in silence.

Su Mingyang was somewhat surprised and walked over to ask, "Zhanbo, the person you're waiting for hasn't arrived yet?"

"No."

Lu Zhanbo answered with a dejected look, then asked curiously, "Mingyang, how are things going with that girl?"

"I don't know that woman at all."

As Su Mingyang spoke, he asked, "By the way, Zhanbo, do you know the person you're waiting for?"

“I don’t know him.”

Lu Zhanbo shook his head. "My sister told me it's a girl who has a crush on me."

"How did your sister get involved with Hu Yifei again?"

Su Mingyang frowned and asked.

Lu Zhanbo explained, "I was chatting with my sister at a bar earlier, and she mentioned that a girl was secretly watching me. I wanted to get to know her, but she said I was too low-level, so she personally went to arrange it. In the end, she told me it was all sorted out and that I could just wait here, but I've been waiting for over half an hour, and she still hasn't arrived!"

Finally, Lu Zhanbo's face darkened, and he looked up at Su Mingyang: "Mingyang, do you think I got stood up?"

Hearing this, Su Mingyang was certain that the woman was... the person Lu Zhanbo was waiting for. No wonder the two didn't recognize each other. He said helplessly, "Zhanbo, you weren't stood up. That woman who was just... clinging to me is... the one you're waiting for."

"What"

Lu Zhanbo stood up in surprise, incredulous. After a moment of silence, he shook his head and said, "Impossible, Mingyang! That... is clearly your admirer, how could he be the person I'm waiting for? Don't joke around."

"Then she must have mistaken someone for someone else."

Su Mingyang guessed.

"That's even more impossible! How could someone mistake the person they have a crush on!"

Lu Zhanbo said, then sat down and continued to wait.

"Well."

Su Mingyang was also a little confused.

Just then, the phone rang.

He pulled it out and saw a text message from Lin Wanyu: "Mingyang, come to 360 and save us!"

Chapter 93 is simply unbearable!

Upon seeing this message, Su Mingyang felt a pang of anxiety, thinking that Lin Wanyu might have been in danger.

Then she remembered that she had accompanied Chen Meijia to entertain Senior Brother Guan Gu, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"This girl is probably annoyed by Senior Brother Guan Gu."

Su Mingyang thought about it and couldn't help but chuckle. After replying to the message, he said to Lu Zhanbo, "Zhanbo, I suggest you stop waiting and go home to ask your sister."

"no.

Lu Zhanbo shook his head and frowned, "What if the person I'm meeting arrives right after I leave? Should I wait a little longer?"

"Couldn't you just call and ask?"

Su Mingyang was speechless at Lu Zhanbo's stubbornness.

"Yeah, how come I didn't think of that?"

Lu Zhanbo slapped his forehead and quickly pulled out his phone.

Su Mingyang didn't waste any more words with him, left the bar, and prepared to return to the Love Apartment.

At this moment, in room 36.

Chen Meijia was clutching her hair, on the verge of a breakdown.

Lin Wanyu's face was also scrunched up in a bitter expression.

Guan Gu Shenqi was diligently taking notes in a small notebook.

Across from them sat a man with short-streaked glasses, none other than Senior Brother Guan Gu. He slowly and expressionlessly recounted: "Spicy pork noodles, mushroom and pork noodles, minced meat noodles, firecracker noodles, and dry noodles."

Chen Meijia interrupted impatiently, "In short, it's... an allergy to all kinds of noodles."

The eldest brother's perpetually expressionless face suddenly broke into a smile: "Interestingly, that's not the case. There are many other types of noodles I really enjoy, such as braised beef noodles and braised duck blood vermicelli noodles."

"I'm going crazy! God, save me!"

Chen Meijia was fidgeting with her hair, extremely anxious and frustrated.

"Hold on a little longer, Meijia. I've messaged Mingyang; he'll be here to rescue us soon."

Lin Wanyu whispered.

She'd rather grind for in-game currency for 24 hours straight than entertain Senior Brother Guan Gu with Chen Meijia! It was just too agonizing! Just then, a knock sounded at the door, and Lin Wanyu excitedly ran to open it. When she saw the person standing outside, it felt like she'd seen the light at the end of the tunnel! Seeing Lin Wanyu like this, Su Mingyang teased, "So, Wanyu, isn't Senior Brother Guan Gu interesting?"

"Stop talking, Mingyang, I can't take it anymore. Find an excuse to get Meijia and me out of here."