Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

"Uh, don't ask me, I don't know either."

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and focused on eating his rice.

"Work, of course."

Lin Wanyu said excitedly, "As long as I help Mingyang earn ten million Dream Coins, I can get a salary of three hundred yuan. In just over an hour, I've already earned more than a million Dream Coins."

"So much money!"

Chen Meijia's eyes lit up, and she turned to look at Su Mingyang, "Mingyang, what game is this? I want to play it too!"

Anyway... she's interested in anything that can make money.

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow: "The game is called Fantasy Westward Journey, but you probably won't make much money playing it."

"What's wrong? Is this game too complicated?"

Chen Meijia asked.

"A little bit for you."

Su Mingyang said, "But that's not the main reason."

Lin Wanyu suddenly said, "Mingyang, didn't you just say that anyone with normal intelligence can make money?"

Su Mingyang: ""

Chen Meijia rolled her eyes: "Mingyang, you just said I can't make money, does that mean I'm mentally unstable?"

Su Mingyang pursed his lips: "I didn't say that. What I meant was that if you want to make money in this game, you have to spend tens of thousands of yuan to buy an account first."

"tens of thousands of yuan"

Chen Meijia doubted she had misheard.

"It's just a game, is it really necessary to spend so much money?"

Hu Yifei was somewhat puzzled.

"Sis, you don't understand. Online games are very expensive. Some rich people spend hundreds of millions on games, so tens of thousands of dollars is nothing to them."

Lu Zhanbo casually interjected.

"They're really burning money."

Hu Yifei couldn't understand this behavior.

"I want to make money, not spend it. Mingyang, do I have to spend tens of thousands of yuan before I can make money?"

Chen Meijia still held a sliver of hope.

Su Mingyang nodded: "Of course. If you could make this much money just by playing around, would Wanyu need to be my employee?"

"Okay, then forget it."

Chen Meijia gave up on the idea of ​​playing this game.

Chapter 70 I am your father!

After lunch, Lin Wanyu couldn't wait to go into Su Mingyang's room to continue farming Dream Coins.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Chen Meijia finished cleaning up the dishes and returned to 360.

After giving Lin Wanyu some work guidance in the room, Su Mingyang sat on the sofa in the living room with Hu Yifei and her brother to watch TV and digest their food.

A moment later, Zeng Xiaoxian pushed open the door, carrying his laptop, and said with a smile, "The next room is occupied, so I came here to hide for a bit."

"Teacher Zeng, your place has been taken over by aliens!"

Lu Zhanbo suddenly asked.

"What aliens?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was exasperated by Lu Zhanbo's thought process and explained, "Meijia is going on a date with Ziqiao tonight and is setting up a candlelight dinner, so she asked me to leave temporarily."

As he spoke, Zeng Xiaoxian sat down next to Su Mingyang and turned on the computer to browse.

Su Mingyang turned his head and glanced at it, then smiled and said, "That's great, Teacher Zeng, you're opening an online store too? What do you sell?"

"Sell my autographed photos."

Zeng Xiaoxian answered casually.

Hu Yifei said disdainfully, "Zeng Xiaoxian, you're a bit too narcissistic. How dare you put something like this up for sale? Have you no shame?"

"What's wrong? Is it not allowed? Which law in China says you can't sell this?"

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly retorted, "Besides, as a public figure, a celebrity of some degree, isn't it reasonable for me to sell this?"

"Fine, take your time selling them. I'm too lazy to talk to you."

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and continued watching TV.

Su Mingyang gave Zeng Xiaoxian a thumbs up: "Teacher Zeng, I support you. Who knows, you might become a famous host someday, and people will be fighting over your autographed photos."

Zeng Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow at Su Mingyang: "Thanks, Mingyang, you really understand me."

"Hmm, let me see what you think of your handsome photo, Teacher Zeng."

As Su Mingyang spoke, he leaned closer to the computer and glanced at it. Suddenly, he noticed Zeng Xiaoxian's online name and laughed, "So handsome he gets chopped up. Teacher Zeng, that's a nice name, it suits your temperament quite well."

"Ha, yeah, so shamelessly slutty."

Hu Yifei, who was standing to the side, scoffed.

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes, pretending not to hear Hu Yifei's words, and said to Su Mingyang, "Is everything alright? Mingyang, what's your online name?"

"me."

Su Mingyang's lips curled up. "Your father."

"Um"

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian patted Su Mingyang on the shoulder and said irritably, "Mingyang, why are you taking advantage of me?"

"Teacher Zeng, when have I ever taken advantage of you?"

Su Mingyang chuckled, "What I meant was that my online name is... 'Your Dad'."

Zeng Xiaoxian's lips twitched slightly, and he said, "Mingyang, aren't you afraid of getting beaten up for choosing such a name?"

"What, does that mean they can hit me through the internet cable?"

Su Mingyang smiled slightly, "To be honest, this name is quite interesting. It's funny to think that when I reply to someone, their backend will show that your dad replied to you."

At this moment, Lu Zhanbo interjected, "Mingyang, if the deliveryman asks you if you're his father and you answer 'yes,' won't the deliveryman beat you up?"

"Zhanbo, you're very intelligent, but you don't understand. Do I really have to say 'I'm your father'? Can't I just nod?"

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

"All right."

Lu Zhanbo nodded. "Looks like my online name is still the best."

What's your online name?

The two asked curiously.

Lu Zhanbo smiled憨厚ly: "Tang Sanzang loves to use Pantene shampoo."

""

At this moment, Hu Yifei said, "What kind of ridiculous usernames have you all come up with? Not a single one of them is normal!"

"Yifei, tell me what you think is normal."

Su Mingyang curled his lip. There were plenty of more ridiculous usernames than this. What's the point of being online if you don't use some memes? "Well... tell me your username."

Zeng Xiaoxian chimed in.

Lu Zhanbo held up one index finger: "I know, my sister's online name is 'Feifeifeifeichangmeilijutu121' (meaning 'extraordinarily beautiful giant rabbit 121')."

"This is such a long string, Yifei, are you making candied hawthorns?"

Su Mingyang pursed his lips.

"that is...."

Zeng Xiaoxian agreed and asked, "By the way, what does '121' mean?"

"It doesn't mean anything. Someone had already registered that name, so I just added a number suffix."

Hu Yifei shrugged.

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't believe it: "How could someone have the same name as another person?"

"What's so strange about that?"

Hu Yifei disagreed.

"Oh, I see. No wonder you said so many men were harassing you."

Su Mingyang's expression was somewhat strange. "Beautiful Giant Rabbit, such a suggestive username is easy for people to misunderstand. It's best to change it."

"I'm really fed up with you men, you can always think of the worst things!"

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and asked, "Then what screen name do you think I should change it to?"