Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Aside from occasionally drawing a few pages of comics, he spends all his time holed up in his room playing Fantasy Westward Journey, spending his days either catching ghosts or... escorting goods.

After being addicted for more than a month...

Su Mingyang realized he couldn't continue like this; he had to do something serious.

Thinking that he still had more than a million yuan, he decided to open a shop.

Making money or not doesn't matter; I mainly want to experience what it's like to be a boss.

What kind of shop should I open?

After much deliberation, he finally decided to open a coffee shop.

The main reason is that the coffee shop looks high-end.

So, whenever Su Mingyang had free time, he would go to the vicinity of the apartment to look for... suitable storefronts.

The bar downstairs.

"Mingyang, have you found a suitable shop yet?"

Hu Yifei, holding her laptop, turned to look at Su Mingyang.

"No."

Su Mingyang shook his head and took a sip of his drink.

"Mingyang, are you planning to open a shop?"

Chen Meijia asked curiously.

"Yeah, I'm bored and thinking of opening a coffee shop for fun."

Su Mingyang smiled.

"Just driving it for fun"

Chen Meijia's eyes widened, and she stabbed him.

"Sigh, if I were to work at the school, I'd like to open a physical store. It seems much more comfortable than running an online store."

Hu Yifei sighed.

www.ShuB3.coM

Chen Meijia exclaimed in surprise, "I can't believe it, Sister Yifei, you also run an online store!"

"Well, my aunt runs a food wholesale business, so I help her sell almond kernels, sunflower seeds, and things like that to earn some extra money."

Hu Yifei explained.

"Oh, I should have bought it from you!"

Chen Meijia said dejectedly, "Last week I bought two pounds of crispy plums, but when I opened them, they turned into preserved plums, completely different from what I ordered. The shop owner even had the audacity to say, 'Oh, it's probably because they've been dried out for too long.'"

"Tch, unscrupulous merchant."

"There are tons of unreliable things online. Think about it, even a big bird can find all sorts of things in a forest."

Hu Yifei said irritably.

Hearing this, Su Mingyang nodded subconsciously: "Yifei, you're right, a man should have a big one!"

"Mingyang, what do you mean by that?"

Hu Yifei frowned, somewhat puzzled.

Chen Meijia was also a little confused.

"Didn't you say that big birds can be found in all kinds of forests?"

Su Mingyang smiled.

Chen Meijia, the experienced driver, was the first to react and rolled her eyes.

"Mingyang, I really want to pry open your head and see what's inside!"

After thinking for more than ten seconds, Hu Yifei understood what it meant, blushed, and glared at Su Mingyang.

"Haha, just kidding."

Su Mingyang waved his hand.

Hu Yifei pursed her lips, said nothing more, and stared at the computer screen.

Chen Meijia asked longingly, "Sister Yifei, I heard that opening an online store is easy and profitable these days, is that true?"

"Who said that? It's very hard work, okay?"

Hu Yifei launched into a rant, "Especially for a beautiful woman like me who's a shop owner, it's easy to get harassed. A bunch of silly men will chat with you for half a month, only to buy two ounces of sunflower seeds from you in the end."

"I used to be harassed online all the time."

Chen Meijia felt the same way, "Later I realized that choosing a username is very important."

What username did you choose?

Hu Yifei was somewhat curious.

Chen Meijia smiled smugly: "Work account, no casual chatting. If you insist on chatting, it's 50 cents per word. Punctuation marks are half price. Characters created or above get a 20% discount. Voice and video chat are not yet available. Payment first, then chat. Online payment, invoices provided. Seeking agents."

Su Mingyang listened to these words and seemed to be deep in thought.

"Is anyone still harassing you?"

Hu Yifei asked.

Chen Mei looked miserable: "Nobody pays any attention to me anymore."

"Wait a minute... Mika, what you just said can actually make money."

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

"Mingyang, what did you say?"

Chen Meijia and Hu Yifei looked at Su Mingyang.

"As you just said, Meijia, charging for chat is a good option. Many men are introverted and have never been in contact with women, but they yearn to connect with them. In real life, they don't have the courage, but they can be more open online. If you can find these kinds of users, charging for chat is not a dream at all."

Su Mingyang said with a smile.

"Wow, does that mean I'm going to get rich?!"

Chen Meijia was excited, feeling that she had found a new path to wealth.

"That's good, I can do that too."

Hu Yifei also started daydreaming.

"you"

Su Mingyang glanced at Hu Yifei, then curled his lip. "You get angry over a bad review when you run an online store. If you were talking to men, I'm afraid your shrewish roar would kill them."

"That's true, but never mind then."

Hu Yifei nodded thoughtfully.

At this moment, Lu Zhanbo, who had just finished get off work, walked over, greeted Su Mingyang and the others, and asked:

"Sister, how's business lately?" Hu Yifei's face fell, and she said irritably, "Don't even mention it. Ninety-eight percent of the reviews are negative. We just won the Golden Raspberry Shop of the Year award. How do you think business is?"

"How could it be so bad? Let me see."

Chen Meijia frowned and craned her neck to get closer to the computer.

Lu Zhanbo casually said, "That's good, it's already down two percentage points from last month."

Hu Yifei glared at Lu Zhanbo, scrolling through the shop reviews: "These days, crazy buyers leave bad reviews all the time. Look at this one, the reason for the bad review: Why are your walnuts different from others?! And this one—the product is okay, but the attitude is bad."

Hu Yifei grew angrier the more she looked, her face flushed red with anger: "When have I ever been rude to you! This is ridiculous! Do I have to tell you 'I love you' for me to be nice?"

Seeing Hu Yifei spitting as she spoke, Su Mingyang rolled his eyes inwardly.

"Sis, calm down, calm down."

Lu Zhanbo quickly tried to mediate, pointing to a comment and saying, "Then why did you call him a pervert before?"

"Nonsense, look at his name!"

Hu Yifei retorted irritably, "Selling your pants to go online, what else could you be but a pervert?"

Chapter 66: His IQ is comparable to Mika's!

"How can someone with a name like that be called a lecher?"

Su Mingyang shook his head.

"Otherwise what?"

"Yifei, you're still too inexperienced. There are tons of usernames on the internet that are even more lewd than that."

Su Mingyang laughed, "For example, things like 'the wind makes your balls feel cold,' or 'peeing three feet into the wind,' etc... and there are some even more lewd ones, but I won't mention them."

"Then I don't care..."

I just hate it.

If anyone with a username like that tries to buy my stuff, I'll curse them out!