Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

He was truly exasperated by Chen Meijia's lack of common sense, and said irritably, "Meijia, are you stupid! It's the middle of summer, why would you warm the bed for me! Besides, aren't you Ziqiao's girlfriend? Warming my bed? You might as well just wash up and go to sleep, you can have anything in your dreams."

After saying that, Su Mingyang ignored the stunned Chen Meijia and turned to leave.

Chen Meijia realized what was happening and her mouth heaved violently with anger: "If you don't want me to keep warm, just say so! Why are you being so fierce!"

"..."

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang almost tripped and fell.

Chapter 30 Lu Ziqiao really got cuckolded!

Not long after Su Mingyang and the others left.

Lu Ziqiao went to the toilet.

Then he hurriedly ran into the room, locked the door from the inside, and also drew the curtains.

Then he took out his laptop, which had been gathering dust for many years, and plugged in the USB drive that Su Mingyang had given him.

After opening.

It's filled with video files.

"Damn, I didn't expect Mingyang to be so capable, they have so much inventory! Study hard and improve every day, haha!"

Lu Ziqiao rubbed his hands together excitedly.

Open the first video file.

Soon.

A light and melodious song drifted into the room—

"Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat, don't underestimate me just because I'm a goat~"

"!!!"

In an instant, Lu Ziqiao's face turned green—truly green! As green as an olive tree.

I prepared so thoroughly, even took my pants off, and this is what you show me?

Just then, a knocking sound filled with anger rang out.

Suppressing his frustration, Lü Ziqiao opened the door.

Chen Meijia walked into the room and immediately started scolding: "How many times have I told you? Why don't you flush the toilet? And why did you lock the door in broad daylight? And why did you draw the curtains so tightly? Do you want to use the toilet in the room?"

Lu Ziqiao climbed onto the bed, looking utterly dejected: "Can't you see I'm busy? Help me take a shower, will you?"

"Hehe, busy watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf? I'm telling you, you're such a grown-up, how can you still have time to watch this? Can't you help with some housework? I do everything in the house, and now I even have to help you flush the toilet?" Chen Meijia said angrily.

"I'm sick now, can't I just relive my childhood?"

Lu Ziqiao said irritably.

I was thinking to myself, "I don't want to watch this either! It's all because of that damned Mingyang!"

"Oh, you're sick? Is it mad cow disease or bird flu?" Chen Meijia said sarcastically, hugging a teddy bear.

"Teacher Zeng and the others examined me and said I have depression," Lu Ziqiao said weakly.

After watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, he felt like he was going to become depressed!

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda, melancholy? Can you even write the word 'melancholy'?"

Chen Meijia looked at him with disdain.

When he saw the gifts from Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian, he assumed that Lu Ziqiao had tricked them again, and then he started scolding them again.

Lu Ziqiao initially offered a couple of explanations, but upon seeing Hu Yifei enter, he immediately pretended to cry.

After Chen Meijia finished yelling, she turned around and found Hu Yifei standing behind her, glaring at her. Angered, she stomped her foot and ran out of the room, feeling wronged.

"Ziqiao, are you alright?" Hu Yifei asked with concern.

"My heart aches so much, I'd rather watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf," Lu Ziqiao sobbed.

"Pleasant Goat? Isn't this the USB drive Mingyang gave you? Does it contain Pleasant Goat?" Hu Yifei noticed Lu Ziqiao's computer and asked疑惑地问道.

"if not."

"Depend on!"

Hu Yifei stomped her feet and left.

……

At this moment, Su Mingyang was thinking of cooking a meal to test his culinary skills.

He then saw Hu Yifei walking angrily toward him.

"Su Mingyang, what are you up to?"

"What's wrong?" Su Mingyang was completely baffled.

"You're asking me what's wrong? Your USB drive has Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf on it, right?" Hu Yifei questioned.

"Yes, is there a problem? Has Ziqiao already seen it?"

Su Mingyang said in a serious tone.

I was overjoyed!

He could already picture Lu Ziqiao's expression when he saw the contents of the USB drive.

He must be so angry he'd want to smash his computer.

It's a pity I didn't see it with my own eyes, what a shame...

"You think there's a problem? I thought you were sending me that kind of thing!" Hu Yifei blurted out angrily.

She regretted it as soon as the words left her mouth.

Damn, doesn't saying that make me sound like I have dirty thoughts?

"What kind of thing?" Su Mingyang asked knowingly.

"N-nothing...it's nothing." Hu Yifei's eyes darted away, clearly embarrassed.

"Didn't I say those were memories from my youth? Yifei, what are you thinking? You don't think it's anything unhealthy, do you? Do you think I'm that kind of person?"

Su Mingyang's words were like a machine gun, spitting out spittle that made Hu Yifei feel extremely ashamed.

"I...no..." Hu Yifei stammered, unable to speak coherently.

But inside, I was furious—

Damn it, anyone would misunderstand what you said!

Su Mingyang felt secretly pleased to see that he had silenced Hu Yifei, the female devil.

"Never mind, I'm not going to say anything more. Move aside, I need to cook."

"You can cook?" Hu Yifei asked in disbelief.

"What? You don't believe me?" Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

Chapter 31 Wanyu, eat more!

　"No, I'm just a little surprised. You speak English, you draw comics, and now you even say you can cook. That's really something."

Hu Yifei remarked with emotion.

"It's alright," Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

I wondered if I could say that my proudest skill was driving a tractor with one hand.

"Take your time, I'll go talk to Zeng Xiaoxian about Ziqiao's problem first," Hu Yifei said before leaving.

Su Mingyang ignored her, opened the refrigerator, and found only a few eggs and some green vegetables.

Since moving into Love Apartment, he has mostly eaten takeout.

Hu Yifei occasionally cooks, but her cooking skills are... well, let's not even go there.

At first, Su Mingyang didn't have any problems eating it. After all, he was a food deliveryman in his previous life, and he usually ate in a hurry and didn't care about the saltiness.

However, after adapting to his current life, he felt that he needed to upgrade his diet.

Now that we have the skill of being proficient in cooking, wouldn't it be a waste not to use it?

As Su Mingyang pondered this, he went downstairs to the vegetable market near his apartment to buy groceries.

After I finished shopping and got home, it was already past one o'clock.

Lin Wanyu went for an interview this morning and hasn't come back yet. Lu Zhanbo went to Narnia to pick up his aunt. Hu Yifei is at Zeng Xiaoxian's place next door.

Now, only Su Mingyang is left in 3601.

That being the case.

He planned to make only one serving.

Scallion-dressed tofu, spicy and sour duck gizzards, and scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

After making the decision, Su Mingyang got busy.

"Boom boom boom boom~"