Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Lu Zhanbo forced a smile, but it looked worse than crying as he slowly moved toward his bedroom.

Su Mingyang pointed to the dinner on the table and reminded him, "Zhanbo, where are you going? Didn't you prepare dinner for Wanyu? Aren't you going to eat?"

The subtext of this sentence is: Zhanbo, hurry up and start your performance, I'm waiting to see the show.

"Huh?" Lin Wanyu covered her mouth in surprise. "This is dinner you prepared, Zhanbo? I thought it was Mingyang who prepared it!"

"Uh." Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang finally realized what was going on.

No wonder Lin Wanyu suddenly rushed over and hugged him.

It turns out it was all a misunderstanding!

"Well, why don't you eat with Mingyang, Wanyu? I have something to do, so I'll go back to my room first."

Lu Xian could no longer have the mood to eat with Wan Yu anywhere; he felt like a third party.

"Let's not."

Su Mingyang quickly refused.

This dinner was prepared by Hu Yifei for Lu Zhanbo.

If he and Wanyu ate it, he would definitely not have a good life in the future.

Lin Wanyu, who was standing to the side, felt extremely embarrassed when she heard that she was going to have dinner alone with Lu Zhanbo.

She still prefers to eat with Mingyang.

"Uh." Lu Zhanbo couldn't think of a solution for a moment, so he could only secretly ask Hu Yifei for help. He lowered his voice and said into the invisible earpiece, "Sis, I don't want to eat alone with Wanyu. What should we do for dinner?"

Hu Yifei, who was on the other side, had been paying close attention to the situation at 3601. Hearing Lu Zhanbo's words, her mind went blank, and she said irritably, "You figure it out yourself!"

"Ok."

Lu Zhanbo was helpless. Was he really going to have to eat all by himself?

How can we possibly finish eating so much?

Suddenly, an idea struck him, and he suggested, "Why don't the three of us eat together?"

"..."

Su Mingyang was speechless.

Zhanbo, what's wrong with your head?

Three people having a candlelight dinner? How could you even think of that!

Lin Wanyu readily agreed with the suggestion: "Great! Great! Food is more fun when everyone eats together!"

Su Mingyang wanted to refuse, but the two of them held him back and wouldn't let him leave, so he had no choice but to agree.

And so, Lu Zhanbo divided the two Western meals into three equal portions.

The three of them sat down together and started eating.

On the dining table, two candles flickered with a red glow.

The atmosphere was as strange as it could possibly be.

Chapter 16: Zhanbo was cheated on too?

The carefully prepared Three Waves Mantra was useless, and the plan died in its infancy.

Hu Yifei was extremely depressed and paced back and forth in the living room, trying to figure out how to vent her frustration.

At that moment, she caught a glimpse of Zeng Xiaoxian peeking into the room from the doorway, his buttocks wiggling restlessly.

He kicked me hard!

Zeng Xiaoxian stumbled from the kick, turned around and saw Hu Yifei. He quickly pushed her aside and gestured for her to be quiet, "Shh!"

Hu Yifei said irritably, "What are you doing? Have you become a psychopath while being a host? You've started spying on people!"

"Something big has happened." Zeng Xiaoxian said, pushing Hu Yifei to sit down on the chair next to him. "If I were to describe Ziqiao with a cartoon character right now, it would be the Hulk!"

When he returned in the afternoon, he heard a strange man's voice coming from the room. He quickly went to the door to peek and assumed that Chen Meijia had brought a man in to play games.

To learn more about the situation, he stood by the door and peeked for three or four hours!

"Green? The stock price has dropped?" Hu Yifei asked nervously.

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes: "Falling head over heels my foot! I'm talking about being cuckolded! If this keeps up, Ziqiao will soon be as green as rapeseed flowers!"

Hu Yifei hesitated for two seconds: "You mean broccoli, right? Rapeseed flowers are yellow."

“Okay, I meant broccoli.” Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, then spat, “Pah, I meant Ziqiao!”

"No way, although Lu Ziqiao's character isn't very reliable and he's far inferior to Mingyang, he still seems pretty cool." Hu Yifei pouted. "If my younger brother were half as good as him, I'd have less to worry about."

"Hmph, there's always someone stronger, and a red apricot branch can't escape the wall." Zeng Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow and took out a flower arrangement.

"You mean Meijia?" Hu Yifei asked, full of doubt.

She met Chen Meijia yesterday and thought she seemed quite gentle and virtuous, so she shouldn't have done such a thing.

Zeng Xiaoxian tossed the flower arrangement onto the table and said firmly, "You can know a person's face but not their heart; even Heaven, if it had feelings, would grow old."

"What kind of poems are these?" Hu Yifei was embarrassed.

"Hey, come here, come here." Zeng Xiaoxian waved to Hu Yifei.

The two of them crept up to the door frame and began eavesdropping.

Intermittent conversations between Chen Meijia and Guan Gu Shenqi could be heard coming from inside the room.

"Oh, you're so skilled! Is this your first time?"

"No, Ziqiao and I do this all the time."

"Ziqiao must be very capable, right?"

"He's so lazy, I always have to look after him."

"what!!!"

"what happened?"

"So cute! I love it! Its tummy is so soft, hehe, can I kiss it?"

"of course can."

"Ba ma ba ma ba ma..."

"I'll do it, uh!"

Listening to the conversation coming from the room, Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei automatically imagined some scenes from adult films, their expressions quite interesting.

“Look at them…” Zeng Xiaoxian’s face was filled with disgust.

Hu Yifei couldn't take it anymore: "I'm going in to take a look."

"No, no, no! This is their privacy!" Zeng Xiaoxian panicked and quickly stopped them, "We were in the wrong for spying on them, we can't be so reckless!"

"What should we do then?" Hu Yifei snapped.

"Am I thinking about this right now?" Zeng Xiaoxian said, then sighed. "Sigh, Meijia must have been tempted by someone else. Young people can't control themselves."

"I still want to go in!"

"Oh no, that won't do." Zeng Xiaoxian reached out to stop Hu Yifei and advised, "If you break the ice so quickly, everyone will be embarrassed, especially Ziqiao. Where will he put his face then?"

After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian stared at Hu Yifei and slapped his face twice.

"Are we just going to stand here like idiots?" Hu Yifei asked, dissatisfied.

"We need to consider the bigger picture, come on."

Zeng Xiaoxian pulled Hu Yifei to sit down on the sofa.

Just then, a heart-wrenching song suddenly came from the walkie-talkie that Hu Yifei had casually stuffed into her pocket.

"I'll love you even if it kills me~"

"It's not satisfying unless you go all out!"

The hoarse, high-pitched voice from that raspy voice sounded like the wailing of ghosts and wolves.

"Who's singing? It's awful!" Zeng Xiaoxian complained.

"It sounds like Zhanbo's voice." Hu Yifei frowned.

“Singing this kind of song, does that mean Zhanbo was cheated on too?” Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed in surprise.

"What are you saying!" Hu Yifei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian. "I'm going to take a look."

After Hu Yifei finished speaking, she walked towards the balcony.

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly followed.

Looking across the balcony at the living room of apartment 3601, the two saw this scene—

Lu Zhanbo roared into the microphone with a ferocious expression.

Lin Wanyu and Su Mingyang, standing to the side, covered their ears and trembled...

Chapter 17 Are you dating?