Hong Kong film: My brother, Big D, I really don't know kung fu.

Hong Kong Film: My Brother Big D, I Really Don't Know Kung Fu Author: Enjoying a Life of Debauchery

Lei Hao unexpectedly transmigrates to the world of Hong Kong movies, becoming the younger brother of Big D, who went fishing without a helmet, and awakens the Kill Me APP.

The system will randomly generate assassin orders, and you will receive a system reward upon completion.

"Ding! You shot the yellow dog with a black gun, reward: Gunfighting Skill!"

"Ding! You've wrecked Wang Jiu, reward: Super Soldier Serum *10!"

"Ding! You have killed Jiang Tianyang and gained Hung Hing's allegiance!"

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Lei Hao, who possesses unparalleled assassin skills, outwardly appears to be just a businessman with no ability to help even a chicken.

He led Big D to launder money and engage in finance, technology, military industry, new energy...

Not only did she support three successive leaders, but she also helped Marshal Carrie of the Anti-Tyranny Alliance control Southeast Asia...

He has firmly taken control of the entire Hong Kong Island.

The British are trying to take advantage of this situation to stir up trouble and mislead people.

Lei Hao: "If you want to cause trouble on Hong Kong Island, I don't mind changing the governor!"

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Chapter 1 Brother, kneel down first, I have something to tell you.

Late 1980s.

Hong Kong, Tsuen Wan, Pinewood Villa District.

"Brother, kneel down first, I have something to tell you!"

Wearing a tailored suit, the handsome Lei Hao spoke calmly.

Big D, the boss of Wo Luen Shing Tsuen Wan, was completely stunned and knelt down in front of his younger brother with a thud.

At this moment, he began to involuntarily repent for what he had done recently.

"I was wrong. I shouldn't have gone to see the female doctor last night and asked her to remove the lumps on my body!"

"The day before yesterday, I met a beautiful woman at a bar. When I was almost at third base, I found out she was bigger than me. I was so scared that I quickly went to wash my feet to calm my nerves!"

"The day before yesterday, I went to find a clucking cat..."

Before Big D could finish speaking, his wife, Big D's wife, rushed in front of him and grabbed his ear, saying, "It's one thing to play around with women outside, but why don't you even spare those who are neither male nor female!"

The stinging pain in his ear instantly snapped Big D back to reality. "Wife, I was wrong. It was all just an act. My heart for you will never change!"

He then realized that he had accidentally revealed everything that had happened in the past few days.

How could Big D's wife not know about Big D's affairs outside?

When you're in a club, drinking, socializing, and putting on an act are unavoidable.

As long as they don't bring them back and cause trouble at home, Sister-in-law D never gets involved in these kinds of trivial matters.

Big D knew this too; he only played around outside and was always just after sex.

More importantly, all of Big D's businesses are managed by his wife.

With her firm control over the economy, Big D's wife wasn't worried at all that Big D would dare to act recklessly.

What's more, she also has Lei Hao, her brother-in-law whom she raised like a son, to support her.

From what Big D just said, Big D's wife didn't find that he had done anything out of line.

But why would Lei Hao question his older brother, Da D?

Sister-in-law D turned to Lei Hao and asked, "Hao, what exactly did your brother do to make you so upset?"

Hearing this, Big D looked up at Lei Hao with a probing gaze, "Yeah, little brother, what's wrong with you scaring your own brother!"

Lei Hao gestured to Su, the advisor standing behind him, and took out a photo, handing it to Big D. "Brother, do you recognize this blond guy?"

Big D and his wife looked at the photo at the same time, and their pupils widened in surprise.

The photo shows a blond man handing a small bag of white powder to someone who looks like a drug addict, and taking a roll of Hong Kong dollars from him.

The seasoned veterans, Mr. and Mrs. D, immediately recognized that the two were engaged in a illicit transaction.

Big D pondered for a moment, then said thoughtfully, "This blond guy looks familiar, but I can't quite place where I've seen him before..."

Big D's wife looked at Big D with surprise, "Think quickly, this blond guy isn't one of yours, is he?"

Big D scratched his head, genuinely unable to recall.

He had many underlings, so it was impossible for him to remember them all.

After a long while, Big D still shook his head. "I really can't remember. Let's call Longhair over and ask him!"

Big D immediately called Long Hair and told him to come to his house right away.

The two were so nervous because Lei Hao had persuaded them to give up the laundry detergent business by appealing to their emotions and reasoning with them, otherwise he would bring it back to his younger brother and sister-in-law.

Terrified, the D couple had no choice but to agree to Lei Hao's demands.

Lei Hao was not originally from this world. He suffered a heart attack and lost consciousness while ordering takeout.

When he woke up, he found himself transported to this world that blends Hong Kong films, becoming a Stanford finance graduate, and also having an older brother, Big D, who is a big shot in a club.

The body's parents passed away early, and he lived with the D couple since childhood, almost like they raised him as their own son.

Big D's real name is Lei Chao. He is domineering and ruthless, but he is a man of his word and always rewards his subordinates for their merits, which attracts countless followers.

He is now the most powerful leader in the entire Wo Luen Shing District 9.

Although neither Big D nor his wife were kind people, they treated Lei Hao with utmost sincerity.

Big D went fishing without a helmet, and he and his wife were both taken down by the treacherous Lin Huai Le.

How could Lei Hao allow the tragedy to continue, given that his elder brother and sister-in-law had treated him so well?

But Hong Kong in this world not only has triads like Wo Luen Shing, Hung Hing, and Tung Sing, but also countless ruthless detectives and unparalleled villains.

Fortunately, when Lei Hao transmigrated, he also activated the Kill Me APP. The system would receive the deepest thoughts of everyone around the host in the current world and generate various assassin orders, which would be published in the APP.

The host can freely choose whether to accept the offer, and will receive a corresponding reward once the target is killed.

System reward items can be stored in the system's built-in equipment space.

Lei Hao, as the younger brother, went to great lengths to ensure the system's rewards and that Big D and his wife could enjoy their later years in peace.

Not long ago, Lei Hao's system also received an assassination order for him, placed by Huo Shi, one of Da D's underlings.

Chapter 2 Doing too many bad things will prevent you from having children.

[Order 1: Bounty offered on Big D, posted by Huo Shi, who is obsessed with the laundry detergent business and worried about being discovered. He hopes to kill Lei Hao, who proposed to stop Big D from selling laundry detergent. Reward: 50 grams of laundry detergent]

When Lei Hao saw the order, he was completely dumbfounded.

Unexpectedly, some of Big D's men are still unable to change their ways and continue to secretly sell Xi's laundry detergent.

More importantly, this fire shit also wants to kill me?

Then he has no choice but to strike first!

After accepting the order, Lei Hao began to investigate Huo Shi.

The KillMe app also has a hidden perk: if you don't complete the task but instead eliminate the person who posted the order, you can still get a reward.

Unlike the clearly stated task rewards in the order, the reward for killing the person who posted the order is completely random.

Whether you can produce good products depends on your character.

In order to persuade Big D to give up his business dealing in contraband.

Lei Hao first claimed that the couple had been childless for many years because they had done too many things that resulted in sons being born without an anus, which made it impossible for them to have any children.

Hong Kong people are superstitious, especially those involved in triads, who pray to Guan Yu for protection every day.

Therefore, the D couple were skeptical of what Lei Hao said.

Both of them went to the hospital for checkups and there were no problems with their health, but they just couldn't conceive a son.

Big D frequented nightclubs for pleasure, yet even his trusted confidant, Long Hair, had illegitimate children coming to his door.

He, as the boss, didn't encounter any of them.

After Lei Hao displayed strength far exceeding that of ordinary people.

The D couple had no choice but to believe Lei Hao's words.

Especially Sister-in-law D, as a woman, how could she not have the desire to become a mother?

So, under her urging, Big D reluctantly gave up his laundry detergent business.

However, Lei Hao also understood that simply giving up the laundry detergent business would be unacceptable to the gang and its members.

He also planned out businesses for Big D, including counterfeit goods stores, milk tea shops, and 2-yuan stores.