Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

"But what?"

Dr. Cheng sighed.

"However, Mr. Ding's genitals were severely injured. Due to the attack with a sharp blade, one of his kidneys lost its function, one of his testicles was lost, and half of his male organ was removed. Therefore, he may lose his fertility."

There's no sense of restraint when stabbing people with airplanes; they just mindlessly stab anyone they can see, and they deserve to die.

"What? The eldest brother has become a eunuch?"

"That's not entirely true; there's still half left."

"Half? That's still a eunuch!"

He pushed Dr. Cheng to the ground, and Ding Yixie burst into tears, while Ding Lixie also had tears in his eyes.

My poor elder brother, what sins has our Ding family committed? Now, my elder brother has become a eunuch.

Ding Lixie patted Ding Yixie on the shoulder.

"Second brother, don't cry. Our task now is to take good care of the eldest and fourth brothers. We'll talk about other things after they recover."

Ding Yixie wiped away his tears and looked up.

"You're right. We should take good care of them. As long as they don't die, everything will be alright."

Ding Lixie's body suddenly trembled.

“That’s the right way to think, Second Brother. I’ll be leaving for a while.”

Ding Yixie frowned.

"Where the hell do you think you're going at a time like this?"

Ding Lixie leaned close to Ding Yixie's ear.

"Second brother, I pooped again, I'm going to change my diaper."

"Go...go ahead."

……

Golden Night Building.

"Young man, why have you come?"

Wang Taiyi looked at Azu with admiration. As expected of a character that every urban novel has to mention, his looks are almost as good as his own.

Azu frowned as he listened to what Lao Wang said.

What do you mean? Didn't we agree to formally worship the elder brother today? I even brought candles and sacrificial offerings. Is there some kind of three rejections or three refusals involved in worshipping the elder brother?

Azu clasped his hands in a fist salute.

"I came here to pay my respects to the eldest brother!"

The thought of his police superintendent father's expression if he knew his son had become a gang leader made him tremble with excitement.

"it is good!"

Look how excited the kid is! He's blushing with excitement at being able to be his little brother. Old Wang is very pleased.

"Good boy, from today onwards, you are my sworn brother!"

Ah Zu suspected that the older brother was trying to say that he was his adopted son.

"Alright, that's all. Come on, call me 'Big Brother' and let me hear it."

"Big...Big Brother!"

"good!"

Beside Azu was a strange young man who gently tugged at Azu's sleeve.

Feeling his friend's pull, Azu said somewhat awkwardly, "Big brother! My friend also wants to be with you, is that alright?"

At this moment, Little Curly-haired Liang Maisi was nervous. He envied Azu so much. With an older brother protecting him, he wouldn't be bullied anymore. He begged Azu for a long time before Azu brought him here.

He's just a kid and doesn't understand anything. Actually, his family is even richer than Ah Zu's. His father is Liang Jinkang, the boss of Yongyu Group.

His parents were similar to Azu's mother; they loved their child so much that they gave him money. They didn't know he was being bullied at school and thought all the children at the elite school were well-mannered. Plus, he didn't say anything when he came home after being bullied, so they thought he was doing fine at school.

If Liang Maisi gave his pocket money to A Wu, A Wu would protect him like his own egg.

He could hire a lot of assassins with his pocket money, but unfortunately he doesn't know how and doesn't have the means, and he thinks only his older brother can protect him.

"This... Little Ma? Why does he want to become my sworn brother? It can't be because of my well-known good looks, haha."

Little Ma? Liang Maisi is very intelligent. He realized in a moment that this was referring to his long face. This gangster is really going too far.

"Brother, my name isn't Xiao Ma, my surname is Liang."

"Alright, little Liangma, come here! Tell me why you chose my team."

"I...I just don't want to be bullied, please, big brother, do me a favor."

Wang Taiyi's gaze was serious.

"Sorry, Little Ma, my team doesn't take trash. Tell me, what are your special skills besides your face?"

Liang Mais was so anxious he was almost in tears; this was his best chance to escape his misery.

"me…"

Ah Zu couldn't stand it anymore.

"Big brother, Max's computer is amazing."

"Oh?"

Liang Mais immediately nodded frantically.

"Yes! Yes! I'm really good with computers, I can program, and I even know hacking techniques..."

"stop!"

He knows hacking techniques at this point, so it seems that Max is quite proficient with computers, but it's all for naught.

"Regardless of your technical skills, I'm just asking if your computer skills are sufficient for decoding movies?"

"Ah~ Although... although I've never done it before, it's not a very difficult technique, I think I can do it."

"it is good!"

Mrs. Wang clapped her hands one by one.

"As expected, Xiao Ma, you are a talented kid. I'll take you on as a probationary subordinate for now and see how you perform in the future."

Liang Mais was so happy that he didn't mind calling him Little Ma anymore.

"Thank you, brother, thank you, brother."

As he spoke, the young man presented a red envelope with both hands.

Please accept this, elder brother!

Seeing this, Azu also took out a red envelope.

Wang Taiyi was taken aback. This kid has watched too many movies. Does he think he's some kind of crow, having to pay money to become a boss?

"Take it all back. Who do you take me for? You think I care about your measly little money? Keep it for yourselves."

Ah Zu and Mai Si awkwardly put away the red envelopes, muttering to themselves.

“Mais, I told you not to do these unnecessary things. This person is different from other gangsters. He's not an ordinary person. I trust my eyes. Don't do such shameful things in the future.”

"I'm sorry, Anzu, I was wrong. I thought people in the underworld all liked money. I even used my pocket money that I had saved for more than half a year to buy eight million, although it was a bit little... It seems that this big brother is indeed different from others."

Listening to the conversation between these two bastards, Old Wang suddenly realized that although he now had assets of over a billion yuan, he was still far from being a top tycoon. Right now, he wasn't even a tycoon; at most, he was just a rich man.

While Old Wang is confident that he's the best in the world when it comes to martial arts, he's lacking in other areas. It seems he still needs to stir up trouble and make money before he can comfortably lie down and wait to become an immortal.

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Chapter 88 A Small Contest

Azu's feelings towards Wang Taiyi were complicated. On one hand, he looked down on his background, and on the other hand, he admired his abilities. Not only did Wang Taiyi save him from school bullying with just a few thugs, but he also taught him how to resist his father. Although there was no immediate change, when he spoke loudly to his father, even though he was being beaten, his heart was no longer numb.

"What are you thinking about, Azu?"

Wang Taiyi saw that Azu was in a daze.

"Thinking you'll be part of the underworld now? Don't worry, I won't register you or affect your future. Come on, I'm in a good mood today, tell me what your wishes are, and I'll see if I can help you fulfill them."

Azu was a little touched when he heard this.

"Brother, you know that my wish is to get rid of my beastly father."

This nickname... it's incredibly offensive.

Wang Taiyi touched his chin.

"Let me ask you first, do you want to get rid of your current life, or do you want to rebel against the Heavenly Gang and shit on your father's head?"

Azu's nostrils flared as he gasped for breath. "There's actually such a thing?"