Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"I've always been lucky."

Actually, these two people have a lot in common. One likes to pick his nose, and the other likes to pick his ear piercings. They both like to mess with their facial features.

"hello!!!"

A louder, more arrogant voice rang out, and a very fashionable man with blond hair and small sunglasses, known as Crow of Tung Sing, entered the restaurant. He waved his small mustache and greeted everyone, followed by Smiling Tiger of Tung Sing.

"Hey, Brother Ji, how are you?"

Seeing that Brother Ji and Crow had gone up and hugged each other, I don't know when the two of them became so close.

Upon seeing Chan Ho-nam and Tai Fei, Crow approached them.

"Chan Ho-nam? Isn't that Chan Ho-nam, the boss of Causeway Bay?"

Seeing the stutterer next to Chan Ho-nam, Crow took off his sunglasses and exaggeratedly said:

"Not bad, not bad at all. Jiang Tiansheng has a celebrity girlfriend, and your girlfriend looks pretty good too. What's her name?"

Chan Ho-nam glanced at Crow.

"Shut your stinky mouth!"

Dafei glanced at Crow, thinking, "What the hell? How dare he interfere in my standoff with my nemesis, Chan Ho-nam?"

"Crow, you're fucking annoying! Is this a place for you? Get the hell out of here!"

"Can't I come here?"

The crow exaggeratedly fiddled with his golden hair.

"Who says I can't come? Where can't someone as fashionable as me go? Look at my hairstyle, and look at my chain, how cool is that?"

"Trying to outdress me? Who do you think you are?"

Dafei wildly flicked his long hair, sending dandruff flying everywhere, making the crow cough.

"Awesome! You're awesome!"

The crow gave up, sticking out two thumbs.

The banquet soon reached its climax with the "grabbing the long red" game.

Brother Ji made a guest appearance as the host on stage.

"The bidding will now begin!"

Da Tian Er, who was next to Chan Ho-nam, immediately stood up.

“Our Brother Nan will contribute 168.”

168 is one thousand six hundred and eighty yuan.

The crow at the next table sneered.

"I'll pay 20,000!"

Da Tian Er immediately added, "My elder brother will contribute 30,000."

Crow: "I offer... thirty thousand one hundred."

Da Tian Er: "Fifty thousand."

Crow: "I'm definitely taking this long red ribbon tonight, for 50,100."

And so, each time the crow earned an extra hundred dollars.

The pheasant even raised the price to 18, but the crow's price remained at 18.

Chicken made a lot of money when he was with the Triad.

At this moment, Dafei stepped forward. Everyone has lines, how could I, Dafei, be left out?

"No matter how much any of you contribute, I, Dafei, will contribute one dollar more than you."

On stage, Brother Ji is holding a microphone.

"Oh? Dafei, this is putting us in a difficult position."

The crow stood up, tossed a cigarette into its mouth with a graceful motion, and placed one hand on the table.

"Is it difficult to do? If it's difficult to do, then don't do it!"

"Here it comes, here it comes, the iconic scene is here!"

Wang Taiyi arrived at the banquet at some point and sat at a table in the corner, excitedly watching the scene unfold.

"Airplane, have you done what I asked you to do?"

"Don't worry, brother, I've done everything you asked."

The plane looked at Old Wang with a troubled expression.

"Is this really a good idea, brother? After all, today is a big day."

Wang Taiyi curled his lip.

"Big days call for big scenes. Shut up and watch the show!"

"...Then let's not do it, damn it!"

As soon as Crow finished speaking, he overturned the table.

"Ding! Ding!"

Huh? What's that sound? The crow looked down in confusion, and what it saw almost scared it to death.

Who the hell tied two grenades under the table with rope?!

"Boom! Boom!"

An explosion rang out. Chan Ho-nam and Tai Fei, who had just stood up to confront Crow after seeing him flip the table (since the banquet was organized by Hung Hing), were instead met with the bizarre sight of Crow exploding on the spot.

"What...what the hell is going on?"

Dafei was stammering. He couldn't understand why the crows had been making a ruckus all night, only to have everyone watch him self-destruct. Was he a psychopath?

Chan Ho-nam was also completely confused.

"No, I don't know. Maybe they want to provoke a major war between Hung Hing and Tung Sing?"

Dafei was surprised.

"On what grounds? Just because he attempted suicide at the banquet?"

"Maybe...maybe."

As the smoke cleared, Crow stood naked in place, his entire body blackened by the explosion. As everyone knows, the grenades of the Jade-Faced Grenade King are invincible. The only thing left on his body was a pair of tattered, leopard-print shorts. You have to admit, Crow is quite fashionable.

Wang Taiyi watched this scene with excitement and turned to ask the plane.

"Why are there only two? Didn't I tell you I'd give you ten?"

The plane felt a little wronged.

"Brother, I don't know the power of this grenade. Aren't you afraid it might blow us up too?"

Old Wang rolled his eyes: "Can you please stop using your initiative in the future?"

"Oh!"

"Luckily, I still have a backup plan. I'll be careful later. I'll have the Saint Seiya come over and throw grenades. We need to get the atmosphere lively, wahahaha."

"Young people..."

A broken voice sounded beside Wang Taiyi.

"Damn! There are still people here?"

When Wang Taiyi turned around, he saw a fat man clutching his heart and reaching out to him for help.

"Medicine...medicine...."

"Chek making trouble?"

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Chapter 81 The New House Maid

Wang Taiyi took a bottle of medicine out of the old man's pocket and stuffed it into the old man's mouth without caring what it was.

"hu~hu~"

The old man caught his breath and looked at Wang Taiyi.

"Young man, did you do this?"