Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

Isn't this Fang Zhanbo and Ruan Mei, the little Jewish girl? A rogue-like male protagonist and a disabled but determined female protagonist who doesn't get any good rewards? It seems like there's some kind of plot going on.

The two were still haggling when Wang Taiyi walked over.

"Hey, is it really necessary to charge 100 yuan to fix a TV? Is that too expensive?"

Ruan Mei perked up immediately when she saw someone speaking up for her.

"Yes, yes, 50 yuan will do."

Fang Zhanbo got angry when he saw this handsome guy. Judging from his clothes, he was a rich man. Damn it, was he trying to pick up girls and then showing off?

"What do you know? Do you even know how to repair a TV? This is the price now, don't pretend to know what you don't... Pshaw!"

"I don't understand?"

Wang Taiyi straightened his clothes and said calmly.

"I graduated from Harvard University with a degree in physics and a major in home appliance repair. I also studied medicine, specializing in human skin dirt science. How can you say that I, with two master's degrees in home appliance science and dirt science, don't understand home appliances?"

Neither of them had attended university, and they were intimidated by Wang Taiyi.

Little Jew still watches TV quite often.

"Does Harvard University have a major in appliance repair?"

"Of course, that's what it means when you translate it. Hmm? What do you mean? Are you doubting me?"

Old Wang was displeased and pointed at Ruan Mei, saying:

"You're questioning an intellectual! Come on, I'm going to fix your TV today and show you what I'm capable of."

Ruan Mei was about to apologize, but after hearing what Lao Wang said, she was secretly delighted. It seemed that she could fix the TV without spending any money, after all, this guy said he was from Harvard.

"Okay, but don't you need any tools?"

Ruan Mei looked at Wang Taiyi, who was wearing a shirt and jeans, and thought he didn't look like someone who would work.

Wang Taiyi rolled his eyes at Ruan Mei.

"Ignorance is bliss. Do you know the prestige of our school? Do you know what it means to repair home appliances by hand? Our department's appliance repair by hand and India's high-voltage electrical replacement by hand are currently the two most popular majors in the world. How ignorant you are!"

"Yes, sorry."

Ruan Mei bowed in apology and then took Wang Taiyi home to fix the television.

"Damn it, scumbag! How could this work? That girl is an idiot too, she got fooled like that, serves her right!"

Fang Zhanbo cursed inwardly as he watched Wang Taiyi's actions, but he dared not utter a sound. The burly men standing in the distance were clearly his subordinates.

That woman is probably in for some bad luck. Since it's none of my business, Fang Zhanbo didn't bother with it. He went back to the bridge hole, covered himself with a newspaper, and started to sleep for the sixth time that day.

Ruan Mei and Fang Min's family lived in the same building and were neighbors.

Ruan Mei brought Wang Taiyi into her home, leaving the front door open.

"Well, the TV is over there. Let's make this clear first, you don't charge money, right? You didn't say that before, so even if you do charge money now, I still won't."

Wang Taiyi clicked his tongue in amazement at Ruan Mei's stingy manner. No wonder she was nicknamed "Little Jew."

"Look at your poor, stingy appearance, do you think I'd even look at your few coins? Get out of my way."

Wang Taiyi turned on the TV, but the screen was filled with static.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

Wang Taiyi used his advanced home appliance repair knowledge from Harvard to hammer the television set.

Harvard teaches this stuff? Ruan Mei was stunned. That's it? My grandma knows how to do that too! This is clearly a scam!

"Hey, stop it! You're going to break my TV! You'll have to pay for it!"

Ruan Mei immediately tried to pull Wang Taiyi away.

Just when I was worried about having no one to teach me, a sticky rice cake fell from the sky. What a coincidence! I, Old Wang, accepted this experience package.

Wang Tai flung Ruan Mei aside, secretly pinched the "fairy skin," and then his body trembled rapidly, as if he had touched an electric shock.

"Ah~ah~"

Ruan Mei was stunned by what she saw. Could touching a TV really cause an electric shock?

Wang Taiyi's performance continued. He wanted to spit out some white foam or something, but unfortunately, he was too healthy to spit it out. He could only rinse his mouth and let some saliva flow down the corners of his mouth.

"Snapped!"

Wang Taiyi fell to the ground, pointing a trembling finger at Ruan Mei.

"You...you vicious woman, so...so you planned all this, trying to ambush me!"

Wang Taiyi's expression was full of resentment.

"You...you can forget about having my body!"

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Chapter 73: Recruiting Another Follower

Ruan Mei was terrified. She had never encountered anything like this in her life. At first, she thought the man was trying to extort money, but the shaking was so bad that it was impossible to fake. Could it be that her TV was really leaking electricity?

Oh my god, my heart hurts.

Wang Taiyi then remembered that the girl had a heart condition, and he didn't want to scare her to death.

"I...I think I can still be saved."

Ruan Mei sat on the ground, hugging her legs, looking at Wang Taiyi.

"You...you're scaring me! You'll scare me to death!"

"I'm in this state, you have to take responsibility for me."

"What responsibility do I have? It wasn't me who shocked you. Besides, I don't have any money to compensate you. Or... or you can just die outside. If you die here, I won't be able to sleep at night."

Damn it, Wang Taiyi felt that this girl's brain circuit was definitely not normal. I'm going to die, and instead of saving me, you're letting me die outside. You just wait!

"You...you actually stood by and watched me die! Let me tell you, if you don't compensate me, I will never let you off the hook! Do you know who I am?"

Ruan Mei said pitifully.

"You...aren't you a Harvard graduate? With a double degree?"

"wrong!"

Feeling uncomfortable lying down, Wang Taiyi propped himself up with his hands and glared at Ruan Mei.

“My other identity is Brother Hongxing! Brother, aren’t you afraid of turning your big brother into this? Let me tell you, my little brothers will keep you locked up at home every day, so you can’t work or buy groceries.”

She couldn't work and earn money! This really hit Ruan Mei's sore spot.

"Ah, no! What do you want me to do? I just wanted to fix the TV. I didn't expect it to turn out like this. It has nothing to do with me."

Wang Taiyi said angrily.

"So, does that mean I deserve it?"

Old Wang was just pretending, but somehow he got angrier and angrier as he talked. This girl is really funny.

"Hey, stop yelling. How about I give you 10 yuan and you can take a minibus to the hospital yourself?"

As she spoke, the girl actually took out 10 yuan from her pocket and carefully pushed it in front of Wang Taiyi.

Wang Taiyi slapped the ten yuan away.

"Are you trying to fob me off like a beggar?! You made me take a minibus myself, you wouldn't even let me take a taxi, are you trying to be stingy?!"

Ruan Mei's face drooped.

"But taxis are so expensive."

"Damn it! Is this a question of whether it's expensive or not?"

Ugh, how did we get off topic? This girl is toxic.

"I don't care, I'll just say it straight: I've got my eye on you! I want you!"

"what!"

Ruan Mei immediately shrank back and moved backward.

"You...you mustn't do this! I have a heart condition, it could kill me!"

"You, aren't you going to die? Well, when you die I'll burn two for you... one paper effigy of a beautiful woman will do."

"what?"

Ruan Mei seemed to have discovered something.

"You... how come you're still alive? And you're even getting more energetic? Oh, you're lying!"

Old Wang simply stopped pretending. Stubborn people are really hard to fool; they can drive you crazy. Ruan Mei is a stubborn one.

Old Wang stood up and cursed angrily.

"I'll never die, even if you do! I'm telling you, from today onwards you're working for me, or you'll regret it!"