Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

"So who's going to compensate me for my losses if this bastard kills himself?"

Dafei laughed like an idiot, still smugly pleased with himself.

"Don't worry, Brother Donghuang, this is just my little hobby. As the ancients said, of the three thousand spouts of water, I only go to piaopiao once."

Thirteen Sister interrupted:

"So you invested money in this bar?"

"Yes what's the matter."

"Bang! Someone's here!"

Thirteen Sister slammed her hand on the table and shouted towards the door.

Soon, one of Thirteen Sister's henchmen, who was guarding outside the door, pushed the door open and entered.

"What's wrong, Sister?"

"Go to the bar and pick out a few cases of the most expensive liquor for me, and a few cases of cigars and stuff too."

Wang Taiyi stared at Thirteen Sister.

"Sister, what are you doing?"

"Hmph, what are you talking about? You bastard, you always steal a ton of good stuff from me every time you come over. Why can't I take yours now?"

Old Wang was a stingy person, and he immediately became unhappy.

"Sister, I urge you to be kind."

"Go and move it for me right now!" Thirteen Sister didn't even glance at him, just ordered her underlings to do the work.

Wang Taiyi shouted, "Wait a minute!"

“Sister, if you don’t stop your evil deeds, I can’t guarantee what I might do.”

Thirteen Sister would actually laugh when she was speechless. That bastard, Ah Tai, used to come to her place like a refugee, eating and taking things, and several times he even took a few girls with him.

Now that he has money, he threatens me when I take a few of his things. Is he even human?

"Let's see what you can do today! Go! Move it!"

"You forced me to do this!"

Wang Taiyi let out a strange cry and then pulled out a gun, pressing it against Han Bin's head.

"If you take anything from me today, I'll kill your dog!"

Han Bin: How am I a dog? Does that beast, Atai, even know how to talk?

Thirteen Sister and the others felt their hearts skip a beat, then they remembered what happened at the last meeting. It was just a lighter, who were they trying to scare?

Thirteen Sister snorted coldly: "Do whatever you want."

Wang Taiyi pointed the gun at Han Bin's head with a cold expression: "Why do you think the gun is fake? Too bad you're wrong. I won't use the same trick twice. Let me show you whether it's real or fake!"

Wang Taiyi turned his gun on Dafei and fired a shot.

"boom!"

Dafei, with a cigar in his mouth, was watching the commotion with a smile when, unexpectedly, Lao Wang turned his gun around and fired.

Holy crap, why did you hit me?

Dafei thought it was a lighter, but what he heard was the sound of a real gun. Could it be a real gun? No, why? What did I do that lunatic Donghuang want to kill me? There wasn't a single warning.

After the gunshot, Dafei realized he wasn't dead, so he quickly got up and checked himself over. The idiot even pulled down his pants to look inside.

"fake?"

Wang Taiyi twirled his spear.

"That's right, you guessed it right, it's still fake. This gun is pretty good, isn't it? It's completely indistinguishable from the real thing, and it even has a smoke effect."

This gun was also something Lao Wang picked up on set; it was originally Wang Jing's collection.

"Boss, are you sick? You scared me so much I peed myself."

Sure enough, Dafei's pants were soaked.

"It was just a little joke, to liven things up. See, is everyone awake now?"

"Who's sleepy? Who the hell needs you to liven things up?"

Thirteen Sister snatched the fake gun and fired at Wang Taiyi, emptying the magazine and spraying white powder all over his face.

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Chapter 56 Dafei's New Plan

When Dafei changed his pants and returned to the private room, Lao Wang was singing, and Shisanmei was eating peanuts while throwing peanut shells at Lao Wang's head.

"Get out, everyone get out."

Dafei chased everyone out, as if he had something important to say to Lao Wang and the others.

One of the waiters was a little slow in pouring drinks, so Dafei kicked him in the butt.

"I told you to get out, didn't you hear me? Huh?"

Old Wang had just taught a few foreign women how to dance, but before he could even get to the climax of "Nobody," that idiot Dafei kicked them out. What could be more important than Old Wang's happiness? So he shoved the microphone right into Dafei's wide-open mouth.

“Ugh~~~”

Wang Taiyi patted the peanut shells off his clothes and sat back down on the sofa.

"You have no sense at all! Can't you see I'm having fun? Next time you spoil the mood like this, I won't just shove a microphone into your mouth, I'll shove a real one in there!"

"what?"

Seeing the two girls grinning, Wang Taiyi offered an explanation.

"The real thing I'm talking about is a gun!"

“We didn’t say anything else,” Thirteen Sister and Han Bin said in unison.

"Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. You're thinking about Dick!" Old Wang said, indicating that he had seen through everything.

Han Bin exhaled a smoke ring.

"A person whose heart belongs to Dick will see Dick in everything."

Something about what you said seems a bit off.

“Ugh~~”

Dafei finally pulled the microphone out of his mouth. Luckily, the microphone wasn't big; if it had been a light bulb, he probably would have ended up in the hospital.

"Hey guys, can we get down to business?"

I had never met these people before. Han Bin usually seemed calm and refined in meetings, so I thought he was on the same page as Jiang Tiansheng, but I didn't expect him to be such a sycophant.

Although Thirteen Sister looks like a tomboy, she is still a woman after all. She still has to move things. Do you want to go and rob the pork that's on sale at the market?

As for Wang Taiyi, although he usually seems a bit crazy, he is actually... a lunatic.

Who in their right mind would shove a microphone into someone's mouth, especially when it twitched twice?

I don't want to think about it anymore, my mouth hurts.

When Han Bin saw that Da Fei was about to get down to business, he quieted down. He was also very curious as to why Da Fei had invited them over so mysteriously today. If Da Fei hadn't said that his grandmother was also coming, he wouldn't have paid any attention to someone like Da Fei.

Do you know?

The fact that she had to wear a base layer made her look like she was stealing landmines.

"Didn't Chicken go back to the Triad in Taiwan? Their boss, Lei Gong, failed to seize the Hongxing casino in Macau. I heard Mr. He won't even see him, hahaha..."

"Then Lei Gong came to Jiang Tiansheng, threw a suitcase full of money at him, and said he wanted to sell him half of the shares. In the end, the negotiations broke down, and Jiang Tiansheng left in a huff. Tsk...tsk..."

Dafei slapped his thigh.

"The funny thing is, Chicken and Chan Ho-nam had a falling out because they each endorsed one another."

Han Bin said indifferently, "So what exactly are you trying to say?"

Dafei's eyes widened.

Let's do it.

Han Bin pretended to hit him with a wine bottle.

"Speak properly."

"I mean, let's rob him! I know Lei Gong's flight is tomorrow morning, and he's staying at the Four Seasons Hotel tonight. Let's go and steal his money!"

Thirteen Sister looked at Da Fei in surprise.

No way, when did we get so close that we're sitting at the same table discussing how to rob a gang leader? Are you out of your mind?

"Sorry, Dafei, this is too big a deal for me. I can't handle it. Go find someone else."

Han Bin, standing to the side, echoed: