Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

"…Call the police!"

"...Brother, we're a gangster, is this a good thing? People will scorn us if they find out."

"If you don't tell me and I don't tell you, who will know?"

"But……"

"No buts, it's settled!"

He then picked up the phone and started calling the police.

"Hello? Is this the 999 emergency center? I'm reporting that I saw some Vietnamese people in Nam Sang Wai. They were using guns and grenades to blast fish. They were also talking about noodles and other such things. It's terrifying. Please arrest them quickly."

"Yes! Nam Sang Wai."

"Who am I? I'm just a fisherman with a sense of justice."

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Chapter 37 Tony's Dilemma

"Hello everyone, I am Man Wai-sum. Today, the police cracked a major drug case in Nam Sang Wai, seizing flour worth about HK$8 million at the scene. This is the largest drug case this year. Now let's interview the police chief."

On TV, Ma Jun stood with his hands on his hips, giving an interview. His open shirt revealed his muscular physique, his tight jeans had nothing in his back pocket, and his shiny black leather shoes had very high heels.

"Cough! That's right, our police are that reliable. We never tolerate criminals. This time, we not only destroyed the criminals' hideout, but also captured their leader. There are two other leaders on the run, but I believe they won't be able to escape for long."

"Officer Ma, could you tell us about this criminal gang? Are there any other members who haven't been apprehended yet?"

"No! The information on the Vietnamese trio is kept absolutely confidential until all the criminals are completely apprehended. Although we have captured the leader, Ah Zha, Tony and Ah Hu have not yet been caught."

"........."

"Officer Ma is indeed very careful with his words."

"It's your duty!"

"........."

The camera panned across the scene, which looked like a gunfight had taken place, with several bodies covered in white sheets on the ground.

Wen Huixin held the microphone in front of Ma Jun.

"Officer Ma, although these people at the scene are criminals, as far as I know, none of them were left alive in this operation. Do you have anything to say about that?"

"What did you say? What do you mean? Is there something wrong with it?"

The female reporter perked up immediately upon hearing Ma Jun's words, and the topic of conversation returned.

"Oh? Officer Ma, do you think this is perfectly normal? Don't you think criminals also have human rights? Isn't what you're doing too cruel? Is this how your police handle cases?"

"No, what do you mean?"

Ma Jun has a fiery temper. While he was pleased to have captured the warehouse of the three Vietnamese brothers, he was very worried about the disappearance of the undercover agent, Hua Sheng.

The female reporter's provocative tone made him even angrier.

"Officer Ma, why didn't the police leave a single survivor? Is there some hidden reason behind this?"

"Are you fucking sick? What's wrong with the police killing drug dealers? It's their duty! Are you speaking up for those bad guys? You're out of your mind, get out of here!"

"oops!"

In the footage, Wen Huixin was pushed by Ma Jun and fell to the ground. Despite the pain and her disheveled appearance, she quickly got up and professionally continued interviewing Officer Ma.

"Officer Ma, Officer Ma, do you have violent tendencies? Why do you even hit women?"

"Hey! I just gave you a light push. You fell down on your own. It's not my fault."

"Officer Ma, are you mocking my weakness or discriminating against women? Is this how all police officers view women? Or is it just you? Did you have a tragic childhood? Or do you have some kind of illness? Do your family members know about this? Do your superiors know about this?"

"You're the one who's sick in the head! Get out of my way, buddy! Stop these reporters!"

Wen Huixin was stopped by the police outside the cordon.

"Viewers, as you've all seen, while the police solving the case is commendable, the personal qualities of some officers surnamed Ma are worrying. Also, the issue of discrimination against women in today's society cannot be ignored. We will discuss this topic in the next episode. I'm reporter Wen Huixin, goodbye!"

Whether the police leaders will be angry and reprimand Ma Jun is unknown, but Tony is furious.

Inside a tea restaurant.

Tony stared at the TV with burning eyes, Watson was lost in thought, and Ah Hu was tugging at the waiter to order food.

"No shrimp dumplings, give me xiaolongbao! We have nothing!"

"What is this? Herbal tea? Change it to milk."

"Snapped!"

Tony smashed the TV remote on Ah Hu's head, shattering it into pieces.

"Eat! Eat! Eat! All you ever do is eat, shut the hell up!"

"Oh, I see, Second Brother."

Last night, they were robbed and their car tires were punctured, so the three of them had to walk back. They were exhausted and sleepy when they got back to the city, so they found a place to sleep for a while and decided to rest before heading to their old hideout in Nam Sang Wai to deal with the goods.

If I sell that batch of goods at a lower price, I believe many people will be eager to buy it. Those drug dealers don't care if you're involved in shady dealings or not; as long as you have the goods, that's enough.

"Oh!"

He punched a hole in the dining table.

Damn it! I've lost all my money and all my goods. What kind of terrible luck have I ever had? The more I think about it, the more frustrated and angry I get.

"Second brother, what should we do?"

"How do I know what to do?"

"Second brother, you have to think of something quickly!"

"Shut the hell up and let me think about it."

"Oh."

Ah Hu frantically stuffed shrimp dumplings into his mouth. Seeing Hua Sheng's dazed expression, he said, "Hua Sheng, don't worry, your second brother will think of a way. If all else fails, we'll go to the police station and steal that batch of goods back. If all else fails, we'll start over. I'll take you back to Vietnam to sell tiger oil. Come on, eat!"

"Thank you, Tiger."

Watson was devastated; this wasn't going according to plan.

The original plan was to capture them all at the birthday banquet of the three Vietnamese brothers' mother, but the cautious Tony noticed something was wrong and they escaped.

Okay, fine, let's run. But when I went to the warehouse with Tony and his brother to get the money, I had just secretly sent a message to Ma Jun when we were robbed by a bunch of damn Saint Seiya warriors as soon as I stepped out.

I just watched TV, and the police raided the Vietnamese brothers' goods again. Now the Vietnamese brothers have lost both their money and their goods. What use am I to them? Can I still escape?

Besides, Tony only has this one subordinate now, so he's even less likely to let this servant go.

What should I do? I just want to go back to the police station, I don't want to sell tiger oil.

As the three men were about to leave after their meal, the restaurant manager approached them with a smile and said, "Gentlemen, you forgot to pay the bill. Including the loss of the remote control, the total is..."

Tony completely ignored the restaurant manager, a nobody.

He gave a wink to Watson, who was both a subordinate and a non-merchant.

Watson understood and prepared to pay the bill, but then he froze, realizing that the Saint Seiya warriors had not only robbed them of 80 million last night, but had also taken their money.

Seeing that Hua Sheng hadn't made a move yet, Ah Hu said impatiently:

"Watson, what are you doing? Hurry up."

"Brother Tiger, stop shouting. We don't have a single hair left."

"what does that mean?"

"It means we have no money left, not a single penny! We have absolutely nothing."

Tony blushed with embarrassment upon hearing their conversation. He decided it was best not to cause trouble now; it wouldn't be good if someone called the police after he ate and dashed.

"Clap!"

Just as Tony was about to take off his watch and throw it at the manager, Ah Hu, the clever one, slapped the manager twice across the face.

Finally, I have a chance to help my second brother out of his predicament! Second brother! Just watch me solve this little problem for you!

"What the hell do you want money for?"

The manager was terrified. How could someone hit someone? "It's just... the cost of the meal, the money for the shrimp dumplings..."

"Why should I pay for the shrimp dumplings I exchanged for xiaolongbao?"

"But you didn't pay for the xiaolongbao!"

"I want xiaolongbao, but you don't have any, so why should I pay you?"

"But didn't we serve you shrimp dumplings?"

"Shrimp dumplings aren't traded for xiaolongbao, so why are you asking me what money I need?"

"But the xiaolongbao..."