Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

"Damn it! I'm not playing anymore. I keep getting small hands every round, it's no fun!"

One of the card players was a little unhappy.

"Hey! We haven't even finished one round yet."

Liangkun's mother glared at him and said, "So what, you gossipy old hag? It's my birthday today, so I'm in charge. I'll go to the bathroom, turn my underwear inside out, and win all the money from you bunch of sissies!"

"A handbag!"

Liangkun's mother took the handbag handed to her by the maid and swayed her hips as she walked to the bathroom.

Seeing this, Lao Wang secretly followed.

In the bathroom

The cross-dressing man, Bao Pi, dismissed Liang Kun's mother's maid. When Liang Kun's mother came out of the cubicle after changing her underwear, she saw an ugly woman winking at her.

"Who are you? Are you trying to get yourself killed? Where is my molest maid?"

Foreskin didn't answer, but said with a grin:

"Oh my, you're Liang Kun's mom, aren't you?"

Liang Kun's mother thought he was asking her for a favor, so she tilted her head back and said with her nostrils flared, "Yes, what do you need?"

"Oh dear, I've heard from others that you're quite unreasonable," Baopi said, pointing his pinky finger.

"Hmph, so what if I am? You shrew."

"I didn't originally intend to beat up an old and ugly woman like you..."

Bao Pi ripped off the wig: "But you're Liang Kun's mother, and I'm going to beat you to death today!"

"Snapped!"

Before Liang Kun's mother could react, Bao Pi slapped her across the face onto the sink.

"Ah...ah...ah..."

Liangkun's mother screamed in agony as he was repeatedly hit and kicked by Baopi.

"Dangdang!"

The bathroom door was kicked open.

Wang Taiyi stood at the door, a cigarette dangling from his lips, his leather jacket fluttering even without wind.

The foreskin riding on Liang Kun's mother froze. Donghuang?

When Liangkun's mother saw someone coming, she assumed it was her son's younger brother and immediately called out:

"What are you standing there for? Hurry up and pull this fatso down!"

It really is exactly the same as the original story. The scene of Bao Pi riding on Liang Kun's mother is really an eyesore.

Seeing that Wang Taiyi didn't make a move, Liang Kun's mother continued to scold:

"You bastard, who are you? I'm having my son kill you! Come help me, you old bastard!"

"threw up!"

Wang Taiyi spat out the cigarette from his mouth and gave a wicked smile.

"who am I?"

"Introduce yourself."

"I am the Jade-Faced Grenade King!"

Wang Taiyi stuck out his tongue, made a funny face, and then slowly pulled open his trench coat.

[The Jade-Faced Grenade King's Trench Coat: Contains an unlimited number of grenades; each time it's pulled open, twelve grenades are revealed inside.]

[Grenade power: It can explode anything except people.]

Bao Pi was completely bewildered from the moment Wang Taiyi entered the bathroom. When he saw the four hand grenades in Lao Wang's hand, he finally peed his pants in fear, and he also peed all over Liang Kun's mother.

What's that madman Donghuangzai doing with a grenade? Is he trying to blow me up? But why? I'm just a nobody, a nobody with dreams, why would he go to such lengths to blow me up with a grenade? It must be fake, right? The grenade must be fake; no normal person would do something so outrageous.

When he saw Wang Taiyi actually bite open the pin and throw the grenade at him, Bao Pi was filled with despair.

"it is true!"

"He's really a lunatic."

Goodbye, Brother Nan; goodbye, everyone.

Goodbye, my dream!

Old Wang threw out four grenades, immediately closed the bathroom door, took off his trench coat and put it in his storage ring, then smoothly blended into the crowd.

Han Bin and Thirteen Sister, who were watching the show from a corner in the crowd, had been watching everything closely. They were wondering what Ah Tai was up to when they heard a loud explosion.

"I'll do it!"

Han Bin was astonished.

"Grandma, did you... did you blow up Liang Kun's mother? No, why is that?"

He received no answer, because Thirteen Sister also opened her mouth wide.

Then chaos erupted in the restaurant, with people running around like wolves and pigs, some shouting:

"Run! Handsome Kun's mom's gone mad!"

......

Chapter 32 The End of Liang Kun's Life

The explosion startled Liang Kun, who was shouting and yelling in the crowd.

Upon hearing someone shout "Liang Kun's mom is furious," Liang Kun, the youngest son, disregarded everything and rushed into the bathroom.

"Mom! Mom!"

Liang Kun's mother was covered in blood and struggled to crawl out of the bathroom.

The Jade-Faced Grenade King's grenades wouldn't kill people, but they could shatter other objects. The blood on Liang Kun's mother's body came from shards of debris thrown by the explosion; it looked terrible, but she wasn't actually in any life-threatening danger.

Liang Kun rushed over and hugged his mother tightly, feeling both heartache and anger, and shouted:

"Who did it? Who did it?!"

The mother, lying in Liang Kun's arms, with a swollen, bruised face from being beaten by foreskin, struggled to speak:

"It's...it's a lunatic named Jade-Faced Grenade King!"

Then, pointing to the street outside where the wall had been blown away, he said, "And there's another fatso."

After putting his mother down, Liang Kun looked out through the broken wall and saw a fat man covered in blood, naked, running and looking back in terror at Liang Kun on the second floor.

Liang Kun is furious.

"Chase me!"

He jumped down from the second floor with a few henchmen and chased after Bao Pi.

"You bastard, I'm going to kill you!"

Sha Qiang, standing behind, shouted: "Quick, split into two groups and go over there to intercept him!"

.....

In the alleyway where they had agreed to meet, Chan Ho-nam was uneasy, feeling that things might go wrong, especially after hearing the explosion.

Chicken comforted him, "Brother Nan, don't worry, we can handle this little thing. The explosion was probably just a gas cylinder explosion, it's nothing to worry about."

"Yes, I hope so..."

"Brother Nan!"

Suddenly, a fat man covered in blood came running towards them like a zombie. The chicken was so scared that even the trolls stopped.

"It's me, Baopi."

"What the hell are you doing?!"

I knew it would turn out like this, Chen Haonan cursed at the foreskin:

"I told you to beat up Liang Kun's mom to lure Liang Kun over, and you can't even handle this little thing? What the hell were you doing? Did you get someone to chop you up? You're completely useless."

Seeing the furious Chan Ho-nam reach for the shotgun in Chicken's hand, Bao Pi quickly explained:

"It's all done, Brother Nan. Liang Kun is right behind us."

Hearing this, Chen Haonan's anger subsided slightly, and he then asked in confusion:

"Then what happened to you? Don't tell me you didn't beat up Liang Kun's mother and let her cut you like this."

"No, Brother Nan, it's Donghuang!"

"Donghuang? What does this have to do with Donghuang? Explain yourself."

Didn't I agree with Thirteen Sister to have her organize Donghuang to cause trouble? Why did he still come? Did something unexpected happen?