Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

"Hehe... Hahaha..."

Uncle Deng laughed wildly.

"A scholar can be killed but not humiliated, Wang Taiyi. You didn't expect this, did you? I have heart disease and a cerebral hemorrhage. I just had an attack, but I've been suppressing it... Today... I'm going to... die here... but... but... no..."

Later on, Uncle Deng couldn't continue speaking; he clutched his chest, his face turning blue.

"Are you showing off?"

Old Wang calmly reached into the empty bag and pulled out... a jar from his ring.

The younger brothers weren't surprised; they wondered if their eldest brother knew magic tricks.

......

Chapter 256 Dinner Party

With the blessing of the divine jar, want to die? Not so easy!

Old Wang tore open Uncle Deng's shirt, applied a cupping jar to his chest, and then slapped him on the forehead.

The henchmen around him were puzzled, thinking that their boss was abusing a corpse.

When Uncle Deng opened his eyes again, he only saw Wang Taiyi's hateful smiling face.

"Am I dead? As expected, the demons of hell look just like Donghuangzi. Is this a common trait among demons?"

"Snapped!"

Wang Tai slapped Uncle Deng on the forehead.

"Fuck you! You're not dead yet? I saved you, and let me tell you, even if you die, you'll still have to pay my medical bills!"

Treatment? Save me? Could that bastard Donghuangzai possibly know medicine?

Feeling much clearer-headed, Uncle Deng took a deep breath. Sure enough, his heart was stronger, and he felt like he could take on ten men at once.

Then Uncle Deng smiled.

"Donghuangzi, Donghuangzi! You miscalculated. You tried to steal a chicken but lost the rice instead. Thank you for saving me, but I don't care about this life since I was given a second chance. Come on, torture me and see if I will give in to you."

Is that really the case?

"Crack! Crack!"

Old Wang clapped his hands, and one of his underlings walked in carrying a small white dog, the very one that Uncle Deng kept.

Old Wang took the puppy, held it in his arms, and stroked its chin. The puppy comfortably shook its head in his arms.

"What...what do you want to do?"

When he saw the little white dog, Uncle Deng finally couldn't stay calm. Uncle Deng had no children, and this dog had been with him all these years. He had raised this dog like a child.

"What can I do?"

Mrs. Wang was playing with the puppy.

“I see this little thing doesn’t have a mate with you, so I’m going to introduce it to one.”

Uncle Deng turned pale as he looked at the various large dogs in the kennel.

"You...you mustn't do anything reckless!"

Wang Taiyi saw Deng Bo's gaze and smiled.

"What are you thinking? The dogs here don't match this little cutie at all."

Uncle Deng breathed a sigh of relief. Thankfully, he wasn't that much of a beast.

"I'm planning to introduce him to my brother."

Wang Taiyi nodded towards A-Wu.

"See my brother here? He's single, has a car, a house, and a career. He has no bad habits and is very ambitious. Most importantly, he loves animals, especially small animals."

Uncle Deng looked at A-Wu in disbelief. This guy was a beast too.

Just as A-Wu was about to say something, he saw Wang Tai give him a look that said "add more money."

Ah Wu understands!

"That's right!"

A-Wu's expression changed as he stared at the little white dog in Wang Taiyi's arms, his face flushed and his breathing rapid.

"I'm just that loving, Brother Tai, let me take care of it for a few days."

Uncle Deng couldn't help but speak up.

"You beast! It's a male dog!"

A-Wu's expression became even more distorted.

"A male? That's even better! Hehe, I'm not a real animal, I'm a living animal!"

Wang Tai nodded. Ah Wu is a good actor. His impromptu lines were quite impressive. He definitely has the makings of an actor. We'll see how he develops.

"All right!"

Uncle Deng finally lowered his head.

"I lost, I'll give up! But I will never act in pornographic films, that's my bottom line."

"Wouldn't it have been better if you had just said that earlier?"

Old Wang was directing his underlings.

"Take Uncle Deng and this guy, what's his name, to the private rooms arranged in the building so they can rest and recover before filming."

Uncle Deng looked at Wang Taiyi:

"My dog!"

Old Wang stroked the little white dog in his arms and said:

"Don't worry, I'll take care of it during this time. If you can't sleep without it, don't worry, I have other pets to keep you company. I'll make sure everything is taken care of for you."

"That's settled then, let's go eat!"

......

A certain restaurant.

Shanji and his girlfriend Shufen sat facing each other.

Pheasant frowned as he watched Shufen slurp up a glass of orange juice.

"Hey! Can you drink something else? Cola, lemon tea, anything will do."

Shufen rolled her eyes at him.

"why?"

Pheasant said:

"Anyway, I really hate orange juice now. Whenever I see orange juice, I think of that bastard, Sakaba."

Shufen also thought of the way the bastard drank orange juice at Da Tian Er's wedding and grinned.

"Look at how stingy you are. Fine, I won't drink."

Then I asked the waiter to change it to watermelon juice.

The pheasant looked at Shufen and said:

"How are things going with teaching?"

Shufen has now reformed and is teaching at a public school.

"Of course! Oh, and I also brought two colleagues over for lunch today."

The pheasant asked a question out of habit.

"Female?"

Shufen rolled her eyes at him.

"Of course they're women, and stunning beauties at that. But there's no chance for you. Also, one of their boyfriends is a policeman. So don't tell me you're in the mafia later, okay?"

"OK, OK."

"Hey, I also made plans with Brother Nan."

The pheasant paused.

Would he like to have dinner with me?

The two had a falling out and hadn't been in contact for a long time, which worried their friends. Today's dinner was also intended to help them clear up their misunderstandings.

Shufen pointed at the pheasant and laughed.

"Well, you can tell from your own observation that the two of you don't get along."

"Pshaw, that's not true. Who said we don't get along?"