Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

The younger brother saw through the peephole a man in blue overalls carrying a bucket of purified water.

My brother isn't a policeman and doesn't have that much vigilance, so he just opened the door casually.

"Boom!"

The door was opened, and a bucket of purified water was smashed directly onto the younger brother's head.

"what!"

Upon hearing the screams, Deng Bo's other henchmen rushed over.

Wielding two swords, A-Wu showed no fear as he watched the four men charging towards him. With a few flashes of light, he severed his underlings' tendons in the hands and feet. A-Wu's swordsmanship was extremely sharp.

A-Wu calmly shook the blood off his knife and looked at Uncle Deng on the balcony.

"Uncle Deng, right? My boss would like to invite you to come over!"

Uncle Deng calmly put something into his pocket.

"Your boss? Your boss is Tung Wong Tsai from Hung Hing, isn't he?"

Ah Wu said impatiently:

"Uncle Deng, please don't take up any more time. I have another job to do later, and I'm in a bit of a hurry."

Uncle Deng glanced at his watch.

"Young man, don't be in a hurry, just a little while, just a little while."

Ah Wu smiled disdainfully at Uncle Deng's actions.

"You're waiting for reinforcements? Stop doing useless things. Even if you called right now, your henchmen wouldn't be here for at least half an hour."

Uncle Deng smiled.

"Indeed, my underlings can't get here in a short time, but the police can."

"What do you mean?"

"It's so urgent~ It's so urgent~ It's so urgent~"

Police sirens blared downstairs.

A-Wu looked at Uncle Deng in disbelief.

"You're calling the police? Are you some kind of gangster? I look down on you!"

While feeling nervous, A-Wu inexplicably felt that Uncle Deng's strange actions were somewhat familiar.

......

"Humph! Ha!"

"Hey! Ha!"

"Oh~ha!"

The bedroom was filled with a vulgar and offensive atmosphere.

Wang Taiyi, dressed in a revealing ancient costume, stood on the dressing table, his hands forming a sword incantation as he angrily shouted at Lei and Guan.

"Witch Lei Zhilan! Enchantress Guan Zhiling! Last time I was caught off guard by your sneak attack and lost half a move to you. This time I'll make you wish you were dead!"

Old Wang clenched his fists, looking extremely fierce.

Lei Zhilan, dressed in black stockings, stood by the bed and struck a pose like an Egyptian pharaoh, calling out coquettishly.

"Wang Taiyi, the God of Sticks, what makes you think you can do this? I'll make you beg for mercy on your knees in three moves today!"

"Not bad!"

On the other side, Guan Zhiling, wearing white silk, held a pipa and sneered.

"Wang Taiyi, good and evil have been irreconcilable since ancient times. If we eliminate you today, the world will be ours!"

Wang Taiyi straightened his back.

"Enough talk! Make your move!"

The war is about to start.

"Ring ring..."

The phone rang.

"Who! Whose phone call is this!"

Old Wang roared, "This is ruining the atmosphere!"

"Grandma, is that your phone?"

Old Wang answered the phone angrily.

"Hey! Who is it? Do you know I'm in the middle of a battle between good and evil? Can you afford to delay something this important?"

"Brother Tai, it's me! Ah Wu, help!"

Ah Wu? Didn't he go to arrest Uncle Deng?

"Ah Wu, what are you doing? Don't tell me you lost to Uncle Deng and got killed instead?"

"no."

A-Wu said, feeling wronged.

"That Shapi Fat Pig Uncle Deng has no sportsmanship! He actually called the police! Is he even human? As a member of the underworld, how could he call the police? Is that something a human being would do? Shameless! He's an animal!"

"Shut up! I won't allow you to say that!"

Ah Wu on the other end of the phone was a little confused. Why was Brother Tai angry? Had he said something wrong?

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything. Brother Tai, I've been arrested. Please come and bail me out!"

"Bail? You can ask anyone else for bail, why do you have to ask me? Are you crazy?"

"No, Brother Tai, bail requires money. My underlings are all incredibly stingy; they're not going to pay my bail."

"Why don't you have them pay upfront and then pay them back later?"

"That won't do! I'm stingy too."

"..."

After thinking about it, Ah Wu was, after all, doing things for himself.

"Okay, wait, I'll bail you out in one hour... two hours."

Wang Taiyi hung up the phone and roared.

"Witches! Prepare to die!"

......

When Lao Wang arrived at the police station, he saw Chuan Bao processing Deng Bo's bail.

Sitting to the side, Uncle Deng saw Wang Taiyi speak up:

"Donghuangzi, you've gone too far this time!"

Wang Taiyi looked at Deng Bo in surprise and said:

"Uncle Deng, what are you talking about? I don't understand. I just asked someone to participate in my new movie. It must be that bastard Wu who messed things up. Don't worry, I will definitely teach him a lesson and get revenge for you."

Uncle Deng's chest heaved violently. "Do you think I'm an idiot?"

"Donghuangzi, let's not beat around the bush. You started this conflict first, didn't you? I was just walking my dog ​​home peacefully, and you suddenly barged into my house demanding I cook and eat dried fruit, and then you even liposuctioned me!..."

Uncle Deng got angrier and angrier as he spoke, his face turning red.

"Alright, I won't say anything else. If this gets out of hand, it won't be good for anyone. I'm a magnanimous person, so let's leave it at that."

Uncle Deng is getting old and likes to play tricks. He wants to appease Old Wang first, preferably get along well with him, and then stab him in the back. He's good at that.

"Donghuangzi, Uncle Deng is magnanimous and has forgiven you, what are you still hesitating for?"

After completing the bail procedures, Chuanbao came to Uncle Deng's side and said.

Wang Taiyi rolled his eyes at Chuan Bao. "Who do you think you are, talking to me like that? I think you want to act in a movie."

"Okay, okay, we'll do whatever Uncle Deng says."

Old Wang agreed so readily, but Uncle Deng didn't believe him.

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, Uncle Deng, you're right. It was my fault. I'll treat you to a meal another day to apologize."

"There's no need to set up a table. Let's just get along peacefully from now on."

"Okay, okay, Uncle Deng, you should go back and rest first. I still need to bail out that bastard A-Wu."

Uncle Deng nodded and left with Chuanbao, but he always felt that something was wrong.

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Chapter 255 He absolutely has to act