Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"Hello! Zhu Wanfang? Who is Zhu Wanfang?"

Goodness, Wang Taiyi had almost forgotten about this girl.

"Oh! Oh! I remember now, NO4, didn't I tell you to stay home and study hard? What happened?"

Zhu Wanfang whispered on the other end of the phone:

"Big brother... my dad wants me to get married, but I don't want to. I want to study. What should I do? Can you help me?"

"What the hell? Marriage? Do you think you're eighteen? You're only 17, aren't you? Has Pork Rong gone mad?"

"...Big brother, I'm 16. My dad says we're getting engaged first. The other person is his brother. We've been betrothed since we were kids. We're going to meet him soon. What should I do?"

"What do you mean, what to do? I'm here. Just tell me where you're going and I'll go talk to them myself."

"Thank you, brother. It's in Kowloon Cafe in Yau Ma Tei."

"Okay, got it, just wait."

Zhu Wanfang is getting married? How could Old Wang agree to that? She hasn't even given him any fun yet.

Kowloon Ice Room.

Nine-Dragon, a former gangster, has now turned his life around and opened this tea restaurant. He lives a peaceful and comfortable life, and now his only thought is to take good care of his son. He no longer wants to get involved in the things that happened in the underworld.

He had previously been invited by his former brothers to return to the underworld and establish their own gang, but he refused them all. He had seen through the fact that there was no good end to being involved in organized crime.

A very interesting father and daughter came into the restaurant just now. The girl is so young, and her father is actually arranging blind dates for her. How unreliable!

“Wanfang, listen to your father. I would never harm you. Your Uncle Sheng and I have been brothers for decades. You will be very fortunate to marry his son.”

Pork Rong patiently explained to Zhu Wanfang the benefits of marriage. He said that his life was too good now because he had a powerful figure looking after him. Now that things were going well, he was anxious about his daughter's marriage. He was not very educated, and in his mind, his daughter was of marriageable age. As for studying? Could studying put pork on the table?

"Ding~"

The restaurant door opened, hitting the bell above it.

A middle-aged man with a pointed snout and a small mustache, and an elderly, overweight woman walked in.

Upon seeing the two, Pork Wing immediately stood up and gave them both a hug.

"Sheng, Fen! Long time no see!"

Fat woman Ah Fen has a very loud voice.

“Yes, Ah Rong, we haven’t been in touch for a long time since you stopped selling meat at the market. I thought you had become successful and had forgotten about us.”

"What is this nonsense?"

Pork Rong was unhappy.

"How could I forget the friendship between the three of us! Don't you see I'm going to marry my daughter into Ah Sheng's family?"

Ah Sheng nodded.

“That’s right, Ah Rong is a true friend. Come on, let’s sit down and talk.”

The three sat down, with Pork Wing and Zhu Wanfang on one side, and Ah Sheng and Ah Fen on the other.

Ah Sheng sized up Zhu Wanfang.

"Time flies! In the blink of an eye, Wanfang has grown up so much. She really has changed a lot as she grows up. What's that saying again? 'Little brother, stand up!' Don't worry when the other families come over. I will definitely treat you well as my daughter-in-law."

Fat woman Afen hit Asheng.

"What are you talking about? That's called standing tall and graceful."

Zhu Wanfang just wanted to disappear into a crack in the ground. She was supposed to be graceful and elegant, but one illiterate man like that was enough with just her father. How could she possibly communicate with three of them?

Zhu Wanfang whispered:

"Dad, I really don't want to get married so early. I want to go to university."

His daughter was being disrespectful; how was Pork Rong supposed to explain this to his partners?

"Snapped!"

Pork Rong slammed his fist on the table.

"What are you saying? Our ancestors said that marriage is a major life event, and it should be decided by the parents and the matchmaker. I have made the decision. You have no right to speak."

"It was an arranged marriage."

"I don't care about what he says or not."

Seeing Zhu Wanfang's aggrieved expression, Zhu Rourong sighed.

“Wanfang, your father would never harm you. There are so many swindlers in society these days. What if you get scammed? Your Uncle Sheng and I know each other inside and out. You will definitely not suffer if you marry him. I’m doing this for your own good.”

"Yes."

Ah Sheng also said:

“Wanfang, once you marry into our family, I will treat you even better than I would my son. You don’t understand the relationship between your father and me. I would rather anyone else suffer than you.”

Zhu Wanfang suddenly decided to bravely speak out her thoughts. After all, she had been trained by her older brother for a while, and now she had the courage to express her ideas.

"Dad, I told you, I won't get married so early. Besides, you don't need to worry about me being deceived. Have you forgotten that I have an older brother?"

When his daughter's older brother was mentioned, Pork Wing trembled slightly; he was a very important person.

"Well... well, even if it's Brother Donghuang, he can't interfere in other people's marriages, right?" Pork Rong stammered.

Ah Sheng and Ah Fen were unaware of Wang Taiyi's situation when they heard this.

"What big brother or not big brother? Why are you meddling in other people's private affairs? Wanfang, have you gone astray and become a big brother to some gangster? If you're like this, get out of here right now. If that so-called big brother causes you trouble, just tell Uncle Sheng, and Uncle Sheng will help you solve it!"

"Not bad!"

Fat Granny Afen also said:

"Wanfang, you don't know what happened to the three of us when we were young. Back then, we were known as the Three Heroes of the Market. Who were we afraid of?"

"Are you really not afraid of anyone?"

Suddenly, a head appeared between Ah Sheng and Ah Fen from behind their seats, startling them both. It was Old Wang.

Ah Fen said.

"Young man, who are you?"

"I am Wanfang's older brother, the one you mentioned."

Ah Sheng glanced at Wang Taiyi, the plane behind him, and Guo Zhui, and he understood. They were just two underlings, ordinary thugs who could be kept in check.

"Young man, I have something to say to you."

Ah Sheng cleared his throat.

“If you have nothing to do, find a job and study properly. Stop thinking about nonsense all day long. What kind of future can you have if you just drift along like this? I’ve seen plenty of people like you, all you do is daydream.”

Pork Rong started trembling the moment Old Wang appeared, and when he heard Ah Sheng speaking to the big boss like that, he didn't dare to utter a single word.

Old Wang didn't care, he just looked at him with amusement.

"Uncle Sheng? You sound like you have a story to tell. Can you tell me about it?"

Ah Sheng raised his head and said:

"That's all in the past, not worth a second glance, but you can go to the market near the airport and ask around. Just my name, 'Fish Winner,' is worth two catties of grouper, while hers is worth more!"

Ah Sheng pointed at Fat Woman Ah Fen.

"Char Siu Fen, formerly known as the Char Siu Beauty, is now setting the rules for cooked food transactions in the wet market."

He then pointed to Pork Rong.

"Pork Rong has expanded his business to delivering goods to important people."

"The legend of our three heroes in the vegetable market has been passed down for generations."

"what?"

Wang Taiyi was taken aback.

"The three heroes of the vegetable...vegetable market?"

Is this meant to be compared to the legendary Sannin of Konoha?

The greasy pork dish is comparable to Jiraiya.

The fishmonger with the pointed mouth and monkey-like cheeks is modeled after Orochimaru.

Fat Pork Dumpling is a direct comparison to the busty Tsunade.