Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

The beautiful woman had fiery red lips and a head of long, wavy hair. Underneath her jacket, her ample bosom was barely contained by her sports vest, and below her slender waist was a black leather miniskirt.

She didn't even flinch at Wang Taiyi's scrutiny, and even puffed out her chest in the process.

"Handsome guy, you're absolutely right. Are you a big shot in the underworld? Would you like to get to know me? My name is Lei Zhilan."

The beautiful woman proactively extended her small hand.

Is your luck with love coming?

"Hello beautiful, my name is Peng Zulong!"

..........

Chapter 18 Take them away quickly

He woke up again in his 500-square-foot mansion, but this time, unlike before, an octopus was crawling on him.

He gently pinched the woman's cheek in his arms, and the beautiful woman blinked her eyelashes as she woke up.

"Good morning, Grandma." Lei Zhilan smiled sweetly.

Ok?

"What? Your ex-boyfriend? Beautiful lady, you've gone too far! My name is Peng Zulong, how could you forget that? You're angry? Don't explain! Break up! Put your clothes on and get out of here!"

Lei Zhilan stared wide-eyed at the freak beside her. She had heard of people who would turn their backs on someone after they'd pulled up their pants, but she had never seen someone who would turn their backs on someone after they'd pulled up their pants. What kind of person was this?

He pinched Wang Taiyi hard:

"You bastard, this is my first time! And your name is clearly Ah Tai. I heard you talking to the police last night. Are you trying to deny it?"

Wang Taiyi picked at his ear; this beautiful woman had a really loud voice.

"No way, ma'am, we're all adults. It's just a game, why take it so seriously?"

"Just playing around? Who do you think I am, using my virginity to play around with you? I don't care, from today onwards you are my boyfriend."

"No way, I'm not interested in you anymore."

"If you take your hand off my chest when you say that, I might believe you a little more."

"It's settled then, I'll be going now."

After saying that, Lei Zhilan started to put on her clothes, seemingly wanting to leave.

"Seriously? You seem more like the one who doesn't recognize people after putting on their pants."

Wang Taiyi leaned against the headboard, admiring the beautiful scenery before him.

“I didn’t come home last night and didn’t go to work today. My dad must be so worried. I need to go and comfort him.”

"You still have to go to work?"

I remember she drove back in a red sports car with Wang Taiyi yesterday. Does a rich woman like that need to go to work? Was the car rented just to seduce an innocent young man like me?

"Of course I have to go to work, otherwise Dad will be unhappy. He wants me to inherit the company, even though I'm not interested."

Her own company? She's definitely a rich woman.

"kisses!"

She kissed Wang Taiyi and rushed out the door, soon remembering the roar of a sports car.

Lei Zhilan was born into wealth and privilege, having everything she could want since childhood. She was also quite intelligent, but she wasn't a good girl; she loved anything exciting and thrilling.

Last night, she went to a bar and instantly fell for Wang Taiyi. It was just a case of lust at first sight. After all, not everyone dares to call him Peng Zulong. Plus, she knew he was a minor gang leader, which piqued her interest immediately. She had never met anyone like him before.

Of course, we can't rule out his nitrogen-powered motor; she experienced it firsthand last night, and it was indeed quite powerful.

She's a girl who loves and hates fiercely; once she says she wants to date Wang Taiyi, she's serious.

"Oh, why are you so charming? How are other men supposed to live?"

Looking in the mirror, Mrs. Wang sighed. Although she didn't have a foreign language teacher last night, she did have the even more stunning Lei Zhilan. Was she really starting to have good luck with men?

"Why am I always the most handsome? What did I do wrong?"

"Big brother!"

Suddenly a rough male voice rang out, startling Wang Taiyi so much that he almost shoved his toothbrush down his throat.

“Ugh~~~”

"Bah! Bah!"

After spitting out a few mouthfuls, Wang Taiyi looked in the direction of the sound and was startled when he saw who it was. He dropped the toothbrush he was holding.

"Fei...Fei Xue? What are you doing here? Didn't I give you a holiday?"

Just then, the plane came in, indicating that Lei Zhilan hadn't closed the door when she left.

"Big brother, Mei Lantian went to keep an eye on the three Vietnamese brothers today. Let Fei Xue come and cover for him."

"No, I don't need him. Quick, take him away."

Fei Xue, heavily pregnant, said with a serious expression, "You must do your best to complete the task entrusted to you by your brother. Anyone who makes a mistake will be cut into ten thousand pieces!"

"you……"

Fei Xue was picked up by Wang Taiyi on the roadside. When he found him, his face was covered in blood from being beaten, and he was kneeling alone under a street lamp, with his hands clasped together, his eyes closed, and praying to the sky.

This painting, depicting an ugly man praying amidst a multitude of contradictory images, immediately stirred Wang Taiyi's artistic sensibilities, leading him to accept it.

As a result, he regretted it immensely. This Fei Xue was not only a chatterbox, but also a believer in multiple faiths. From what he observed, this fat guy believed in Buddhism, Taoism, Jesus, Shiva, and even the guardian spirits of Northeast China. Last time, he even saw Fei Xue kneeling and watching the cartoon "Saint Seiya" with Athena on his knees.

This guy also likes to spread his doctrines to people all the time, but the problem is that he himself can't even say what he specifically believes in.

This guy doesn't have many friends; normal people don't like being around him. The only one he can talk to is a pastor in Causeway Bay named something like "Patrick."

He also shared various short stories he made up with his underlings, such as Buddha cutting pork to feed pigs, a carpenter saving his stepdaughter, and the Taoist patriarch destroying a parking lot...

Surprisingly, some people actually enjoy listening to her. Every time Wang Taiyi goes to the company, he sees a lot of his underlings listening to Fei Xue's speech in the office that Jimmy prepared for Fei Xue, just like a small theater.

If it weren't for the fact that this fat man had a photographic memory, was a good accountant, and knew accounting, Wang Taiyi would have chased him away long ago.

He's completely unresponsive, impervious to scolding or beating; we can't just kill him, can we?

...

"Big brother, do you hate me?"

"No, I don't dislike you. On the contrary, I like you very much. I'm not afraid of tiring you out, so I'm giving you a break."

Fei Xue smiled happily, "Big brother likes me."

"It's okay, big brother, I'm not tired."

"..."

"Brother, why aren't you saying anything?"

"Prefer not to say."

"Brother, I just saw you talking to yourself in front of the mirror, as if you had a lot of questions. What's wrong? Tell me and I'll help you."

Can I not tell you?

"No, brother! Only by resolving all doubts and allowing the lotus in your heart to bloom can you attain supreme wisdom."

"..."

"Amitabha! Hali Amen! Brother, you're attached to appearances."

Upon hearing Fei Xue's self-created nickname, which he didn't even know how to call him, Wang Taiyi couldn't hold back any longer; he was going to beat him up!

"Thud!" The plane delivered a chop to the neck.

Despite its thick skin and tough flesh, Fei Xue was not knocked unconscious by the plane's attack.

Fei Xue, in pain, turned around and glared angrily at the airplane:

"Those who disrupt my brothers will be killed; those who harm my brothers will be dealt with!"

The plane's mouth twitched. What? What else do you want to do to me?

"Behold my truth!"

Seeing the airplane's disdain, Fei Xue quickly formed hand seals: "Stupid, beep, fight, pig, all, fat, prostate!"

"Snapped!"

"Prostate, you motherfucker!"

Wang Taiyi knocked Fei Xue down with a single punch.

"What's wrong with buck-toothed boy? How could he bring him here? He's crazy. Didn't I tell that bastard Jimmy not to let Fatty Xue out, let alone let him appear in front of me? Give me the phone number."

"Hey! Jimmy, it's me."

"..."

“Come to my house right now and take Fei Xue away. I don’t want to see him again. Keep him in charge of the company’s accounts and don’t let him out.”

"..."