Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

Book author: Already at a low point

Book synopsis: "You're the heir to Hung Hing? Not bad! Not bad!"

"You're the heir apparent to the Red Princess? Very good! Very good!"

"You're the crown prince of the entertainment industry? That's awesome!"

"You're the crown prince of the entire Hong Kong entertainment circle? Then you're the most amazing!"

"Who am I, you ask?"

"I'm not very talented, but I'm the prince of the 'sick circle.' That's right! The kind of sickness you'd expect from someone who's mentally ill!"

Wang Taiyi, a sickly office worker, dies suddenly at work and is transported to the world of Hong Kong entertainment. To survive, he has to do things that normal people would consider crazy. He refuses to admit that he is crazy, but is rated as the best host by the Crazy Criticism System.

And so, through sheer madness, she became a boss, a tycoon, a big shot!

Chapter 1 Kun Ge, don't catch a cold

"Who killed my sworn brother, Babi!"

Inside the cold morgue, there were several beds with corpses on them. Liang Kun, along with his girlfriend and his henchmen, stood in front of one of the beds, their expressions a mixture of grief and anger.

"Brother Kun, don't be sad."

He comforted his girlfriend.

"Snapped!"

Handsome Kun slapped his girlfriend across the face.

"I've broken your mother's heart! That bastard still owes me 20 million, and now that he's dead, what am I going to do with my money? I'm furious!"

Young Kun's girlfriend immediately knelt down with half of her face swollen.

"Oh~~~"

Liang Kun let out a strange cry of enjoyment, and suddenly! On the bed next to Ba Bi's, where there was a dead body, a corpse with a white cloth covering its head sat up straight.

"Ahhhhhh!"

"Oh my god!"

"Wh...what the hell?!"

A group of thugs can be all sorts of bossy and domineering when dealing with people, but when faced with this bizarre scene, they screamed in terror just like women. Handsome Kun was even more frightened, and without caring that Kun'er was still outside, he hid behind his underlings and even shielded his girlfriend in front of him.

"Ah~~~"

With a yawn, the "corpse" pulled the white cloth off its head, revealing a handsome young man in his early twenties.

The man had a handsome face, but his body was incredibly muscular and out of proportion. His muscles under his black vest were like marble, and as he gripped his neck, the muscles on his arms rolled back and forth like a ball.

"Hey! Brother Kun! You're here. Sorry, I was asleep."

"Wang Taiyi! Damn it! Are you crazy or something? Sleeping here like that, do you know you can scare people to death?"

Liang Kun pushed aside his underlings and stood in front of Wang Taiyi, yelling and cursing in a hoarse voice. If this idiot hadn't been the most capable henchman under him and hadn't saved his mother's life, he would have killed him long ago.

This wasn't the first time he'd done something like this. For example, when Leung Kwan was forcibly "testing" actresses, he brought a bunch of his underlings in to take pictures, saying he wanted to make his boss into Hong Kong's Kato Kwan, and to make his boss's reputation surpass Chiang Tin-sang's. Leung Kwan suspected that his one minute was scared by this kid, since he clearly had a huge three minutes of time before.

And this bastard even sang karaoke during a serious meeting of Hung Hing, claiming it was to entertain everyone with background music. He did this so many times that even Leung Kwan suspected he was mentally ill.

Wang Taiyi, a former office worker who died suddenly at work, transmigrated to this world and obtained a shocking system. The price was that he felt he had lost something in his brain. This system never issued tasks, but only gave prompts and rewards when he did something that normal people would consider inhuman.

This was when he first transmigrated and became Liang Kun's underling. He didn't know what was going on and slapped Liang Kun hard when Liang Kun was giving him a lecture. Only then did he realize that the reason he didn't die that time was because he had completed a mission that Liang Kun had given him that he was destined to die.

Here comes another reward.

"Shock points increased by 100, strength increased by 1, speed increased by 1."

"Damn! It's all about strength and speed again. What am I supposed to do with this thing? I need money! I've been a wage slave my whole life, now all I want is to enjoy myself."

Wang Taiyi completed many tasks, and the only shocking thing he got was an increase in strength or speed, turning his once "slender" physique into that of a muscular man.

"Isn't it cool to sleep here? Also, Brother Kun, could you please put your Kun'er away? It's very unique, but it wouldn't be good if it got cold."

Wang Taiyi couldn't stand Liang Kun walking around with a little sparrow in front of him.

"Is this the point?"

Liang Kun completely ignored whether his Kun'er was cold or not, and continued to wail:

"I'm asking you, you good-for-nothing, are you trying to scare me to death so I can take my place?"

Wang Taiyi picked his nose

"Stop joking, Kun-ge. Wasn't it me who notified you to come over?"

"Snapped!"

A booger landed precisely on the sunglasses of the cool-looking Silly Qiang next to him.

"One more shocking point!"

"Oh, right, you were the one who notified me, but you can't scare your boss like that."

"Huh? I can't have someone guarding the door?"

"Bullshit! There's no one there!"

"Huh? How could there not be? Aren't my right-hand men at the door?"

Liang Kun covered his head speechlessly, feeling even more troubled by the thought of Wang Taiyi's strange underlings.

"Brother Donghuang! You're my brother, please get out of here right now!"

Donghuang is Wang Taiyi's nickname. At first, Wang Taiyi thought that he couldn't see the three floating energy balls around him.

The name was given to me by my dad, who loves playing King of Glory. I heard that names like Taiyi, Han Xin, and Zhao Yun were very popular back then.

"Alright, it seems Brother Kun is really angry."

Wang Taiyi jumped out of bed, ready to leave, but Liang Kun's girlfriend stared wide-eyed at his muscular physique.

"stop!"

"?"

Wang Taiyi turned around and looked at Liang Kun with a puzzled expression.

"I won't let this go so easily. Now that we know it was Big B's henchman, Chan Ho-nam, who did it, let's collect some interest first. Go and teach this ungrateful bastard a lesson!"

"Okay, I got it."

Wang Taiyi stretched as he walked out of the morgue. To enjoy life and achieve financial freedom, he still had to stir things up.

Looking around, I saw that his right-hand men were indeed nowhere to be seen. Damn! He must have skipped work hours, right?

"Boss, all done? Let's go get something to eat."

A chubby, fair-skinned man wearing glasses and with buck teeth walked over.

These are Wang Taiyi's right-hand men, Tang Niu and Mei Lantian. Before they became as monstrous as they are later, when Wang Taiyi took them in, Tang Niu was a poor young man who had just arrived in Hong Kong and was looking for work with ideals in his heart. When Wang Taiyi found him in an alley, he was hugging half a piece of moldy bread and munching on it, almost starving to death.

Mei Lantian was discovered by Wang Taiyi and his men while they were collecting protection money. They found another gang collecting loan sharks in his territory, and the family being collected was Mei Lantian's. At that time, Mei Lantian had been married for a few years and they took him in because they knew he was a wrestling champion.

However, like Wang Taiyi, these two didn't see themselves as gangsters at all, but rather as just a job.

"Where the hell have you two been? Weren't you supposed to be guarding the door? Don't you have any sense of professionalism? You're completely neglecting your duties!"

"Oh? It's lunchtime now, so Lantian and I went to eat. The restaurants near the hospital are all terrible, so we went to Yuen Long next door for char siu rice. We even brought you a portion."

He handed over a lunchbox, which Wang Taiyi snatched and began to eat.

"I'm telling you, from now on, you're not allowed to leave my side without my permission. If you're this lazy now, how are we supposed to run a company and become big shots in the future? You're too unruly. If this happens again, I'll make sure you suffer the consequences."

The two exchanged a helpless glance. If you were to say who the boss was, it would be Wang Taiyi, who was a good-for-nothing. As a gang leader, he dreamed of being a boss every day. Recently, he had been taking the two of them around saying that he wanted to start a business. If you want to start a business, don't become a gangster.

"correct!"

Wang Taiyi, with food in his mouth, mumbled:

"Gather the staff, there's a mission. Brother Kun wants me to teach Chan Ho-nam a lesson."

Chapter 2 Ganging Up on Chan Ho-nam

Wang Taiyi never calls his subordinates "little brothers," but rather "employees," because he feels that this is more sophisticated.

Mei Lantian was quite excited. Was he finally going to chop someone up? This wrestling champion, a good husband in his wife's eyes and a good father in his son's eyes, still had a violent gene in his bones. Besides, his boss said there would be a bonus for opening the film, and his wife's birthday was coming up soon, so he could buy her some cosmetics or something.

Fatty, on the other hand, was not interested. His hobby was cooking, and if the gang had a canteen, he would probably be working there by now.

"Big brother, who are you hitting?"

"Chan Ho-nam! Pfft! Whose char siu rice is this? Why is it so sweet? Are they trying to give me diabetes? I'm going to bring some men to chop them up in a bit, this is practically murder!"