Genshin Impact: The Sage's Disciple Doesn't Want Fame

It's not that I really want to be Qiqi's adoptive father, but I just want to try to fight for custody of Qiqi.

The doctor Bai Shu pursues immortality, employs child laborers without paying wages, keeps exotic pets that live forever, and only knows how to mock.

Prince Ji Ming is a man of few desires, who cherishes little girls, has many children, and is omniscient and omnipotent.

Besides, compared to immortality, Qiqi definitely prefers white sugar; no one in Teyvat can resist Bruce.

However, I was still rejected, and I was heartbroken.

Seeing Ji Ming's disappointed face, Qi Qi grasped his large hand tightly and said calmly, "Qi Qi wants her mother."

Ji Ming was stunned: "Huh?"

"Qiqi wants her mother."

"what?"

See? Ji Ming looks a bit slow. He'll be very pitiful if no one takes care of him.

Just like before, a pitiful person squatted in a cave, his stomach growling with hunger.

It's okay that I suddenly have a father. It's okay as long as it's Ji Ming. Even though he's listed as a "bad guy to be wary of" in the little notebook, it's okay.

Ji Ming was willing to give her lollipops, but Bai Shu never did, because she couldn't taste the flavor of lollipops.

Although he's a bit slow, he can still be a father.

Noticing that Qiqi was staring at him, Ji Ming immediately snapped out of his daze and picked her up: "Qiqi, are you serious?"

Qiqi was very well-behaved. She hugged Ji Ming's neck, yawned like a kitten, and said, "Qiqi has always been very serious..."

Is this for real? It's just a hoax, I never thought I'd actually get a lovely daughter for free.

"My dear daughter?"

"I don't want to call Ji Ming 'Father' for now..."

Qiqi bit her finger and, seeing Ji Ming's disappointment, slowly added, "Unless, Ji Ming finds Qiqi a mother."

Goodness, even the little zombie girl doesn't want a single-parent family.

Ji Ming chuckled: "What kind of mother does Qiqi want?"

Qiqi's eyes were innocent: "Big big big big."

Ji Ming: "?"

Did you teach me Atractylodes macrocephala?

To be honest, Ji Ming was furious and wanted to rush to Bubulu to teach Bai Shu a lesson. How could a child be taught like that?

"Big coconut sheep..."

Ahem, so it's a coconut sheep... Wait, what kind of species is a coconut sheep? Is it a human?

For some reason, Ji Ming suddenly thought of his senior sister, and the two Qilin horns on the side of her head gave him a strange sense of déjà vu.

"Anyway, let's go home first, my dear daughter."

"it is good……"

Qiqi took out her notebook, crossed out Ji Ming's name from the "bad guys to be wary of" column, and wrote "stupid daddy" on a new page.

I hope my mother isn't a walnut.

Chapter 153 Qiqi is the cutest in the world (4000 words total)

Zhongli, whose real name is Morax, is the pillar of Liyue. He has existed on the continent of Teyvat for thousands of years and has never been shocked or doubted by anything.

Having been invincible for thousands of years, the old man Zhongli must feel lonely, after all, he is an omniscient and omnipotent being.

However, just as Old Master Zhongli was sipping tea in his courtyard, he clearly saw his own son, the Crown Prince, carrying a familiar little zombie girl, chuckling foolishly as he burst through the gate.

How could a prince be so frivolous?

Oh, so the Crown Prince is my young friend Ji Ming. Then it's alright.

Wait, what did young friend Ji Ming bring back?

Isn't that the True Lord who saves people from suffering and calamities?

In just a few seconds, Grandpa Zhongli pondered a great deal; his brain, which had never stopped working for thousands of years, finally came to a standstill at that moment.

So, Grandpa Zhongli gave up thinking.

"Young friend, weren't you going out on an inspection tour?"

"Yeah, yeah, I went out for an inspection and brought back a little girl on the way. She's so beautiful."

Ji Ming, beaming with pride, lifted Qi Qi high in his arms. The little zombie girl, expressionless, raised her little hand and said, "Oh~ lift her up high..."

Zhong Li slowly uttered a question mark. He hadn't seen such an abstract combination in a long time. The last time he saw such a combination was when Ji Ming's biological parents were together.

One is the Crown Prince of Liyue, and the other is the True Lord who is staying at Bubulu. How did these two come together?

Wait, don't choose a hut...

Zhongli remained silent for a moment before speaking up, "Young friend, I remember Qiqi is the medicine apprentice at Bubulu. If we bring Qiqi back, won't Doctor Baishu be angry?"

"It's alright. Let Qiqi stay at my house for one night. Tomorrow I will personally take Qiqi to visit Doctor Baishu. If he doesn't want to, I won't force Qiqi to stay."

Ji Ming didn't care. He put Qi Qi down and watched the child run off to play with Bai Tang. He couldn't help but show a loving look in his eyes.

Zhong Li leans back tactically. What's with that look in his eyes? Did my friend Ji Ming ever show that kind of look before?

Just like watching his own daughter play happily, the old father stood there silently watching over her.

It just doesn't seem right.

Well, young friend Ji Ming has always been like this, with a free-flowing mind and decisive actions. He puts his thoughts into action, and bringing back the True Lord of Salvation from Suffering was probably just a spur-of-the-moment decision.

“Minister Zhong, you are my Prime Minister.”

Zhongli said calmly, "Yes, although this is a title that my young friend forcibly imposed on me."

Ji Ming grinned and said, "Qiqi is your granddaughter."

Zhongli: "?"

You wouldn't believe it, but someone went to Guili Plains for an inspection and ended up bringing back a little zombie girl named Qiqi. This little zombie girl will be the future princess of Liyue.

Listening to the two's nonsensical chatter, Qiqi lay on Baitang's back, stroked the white puppy's fluffy ears, and buried her face in Baitang's fur.

"White sugar, white sugar, Ji Ming is a stupid daddy..."

"Wang?"

Don't say these things to Bruce, he doesn't understand woof!

Qiqi muttered, "White Sugar is a stupid little dog."

"Woof?!"

Anyone who can't understand what I'm saying is an idiot. Ji Ming is an idiot dad, Hu Tao is an idiot bad guy, and who is chatting with the idiot dad?

I don't know, anyone who can chat with a stupid dad is a complete idiot.

Regardless of the interaction between Qiqi and Baitang, let's turn our attention back to Ji Ming. Zhongli is completely numb.

I thought Ji Ming was just eccentric, but I never expected this child to be so abstract. He even brought Qi Qi from Bu Bu Lu home and even recognized her as his daughter.

Qiqi actually agreed. Even if she lacks common sense, this Savior of Suffering and Calamity wouldn't become someone else's daughter, would he?

But that's the truth. Their own prince really did bring Qiqi home, and Qiqi didn't seem to resist.

Seeing Zhongli start to look blankly, Ji Ming said with a smile, "Qiqi, my good daughter, come to Daddy."

Qiqi twitched her ears, climbed off Baitang, ran over to Ji Ming, and stared at him.

The little zombie girl is so cute!

"Come on, call him Grandpa."

Qiqi looked at Zhongli and said without hesitation, "Grandpa..."

It was obvious to the naked eye that Zhong Li's lips twitched several times. Ji Ming caught this small detail, and the guy immediately became overjoyed.

Which Liyue native has ever seen the Geo Archon make such an expression? I'm not bragging, but Ji Ming is the only one who has ever seen the Archon make such an expression.

Zhongli sighed softly and patted Qiqi's head through her hat in response.

Ji Ming chuckled: "Minister Zhong, does this mean you've officially acknowledged Qi Qi as your granddaughter?"

It doesn't matter. Qi Qi's background is clear, so it's fine to just accept her as she is. The premise is that young friend Ji Ming treats Qi Qi sincerely. If it's just a whim to tease Qi Qi, then Zhong Li will not agree.

Since the True Lord of Salvation and Salvation has a pitiful background and is willing to entrust his true feelings to young friend Ji Ming, then young friend Ji Ming must shoulder the responsibility of a father.

Zhongli shook his head, put his hands behind his back, and prepared to leave.

"Zhong Aiqing, aren't you having dinner at my house?"

"No need. I heard that Xinyuexuan has a new cuisine. Since I have nothing to do lately, I'd like to try it."

Got it, old man Zhongli is going to go out and splurge again. Although he knew that Wangshengtang was a large and wealthy family and didn't care about this small amount of money, Ji Ming couldn't help but laugh when he thought about Hu Tao looking at the bills with worry.

As Zhongli passed through the gate, he instinctively turned left and saw Hu Tao squatting next to the stone lion, clutching a burlap sack with a malicious look on his face.