All Heavens: From Joy of Life to The Great Feng Night Watchman

It's no easy feat for someone to rank among the top ten most womanizing men in the world!

The sentiment value has dropped to -50. This person is so petty!

Li Chang'an asked, seemingly naively, "How else can the difficulty be increased when describing snowflakes?"

Wei Bi smiled and then said, "You wrote a poem about snow, but there's no snow in the entire poem!"

Upon hearing this request, Li Zhi immediately retorted, "Wei Bi, you have no shame!"

"You write a poem like this!"

Wei Bi waved his hand and said, "I'm not a child prodigy, I can't do that!"

Cui Shen continued, "This request is indeed a bit excessive."

“It is entirely understandable that His Highness the Third Prince cannot do it.”

Li Chang'an's childish voice suddenly rang out.

"So what if I manage to do it?"

Chapter 9: Composing a Poem at the Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests! The Marquis of the Assholes Becomes Famous Throughout the Land!

Upon hearing Li Chang'an's words, Emperor Qing was visibly taken aback.

No way, the third brother is so talented?

Cui Shen was also stunned. "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"Your Highness absolutely cannot compose a poem on the spot that describes an object without mentioning its name!"

"This game was frequently played among the disciples of the outer court officials."

"Poems composed on the spot are all unconvincing!"

He hesitated for a moment, then made a boastful claim.

“Even if Your Highness’s poem about snow doesn’t contain the word ‘snow’ at all, everyone can still tell that you are writing about snow.”

"Your humble servant... Your humble servant hereby lays down his pen and will never write poetry again for the rest of his life!"

Wow!

Cui Shen, known as the Great Wall of Five-Character Poetry in the world!

He staked his right to write poetry!

Everyone in Northern Qi and Southern Qing was greatly surprised!

To write about snow without seeing snow is indeed difficult!

Therefore, Choi Shin was also very confident!

Li Chang'an had hardly ever seen snow, so how could he possibly write about it?

Moreover, the theme of snow was something he came up with on the spur of the moment, and Li Chang'an couldn't have been prepared for it.

Furthermore, given that the requirement of "singing about snow without seeing snow" requires universal acknowledgment, Cui Shen didn't believe Li Chang'an could achieve it!

Emperor Qing smiled heartily when he saw how serious Cui Shen was.

Regardless of victory or defeat, it's rare to see the Five-Character Great Wall pushed to this point!

Just then, Li Chang'an pointed his finger at the snowflakes outside the window.

"It's just describing snow, it shouldn't be that hard!"

"One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten pieces!"

He read it out slowly and deliberately, with utmost seriousness!

The people of Northern Qi listened intently, then burst into laughter!

"Your Highness is truly a child prodigy! He can count to ten!"

"So this is the level of poetry that people from Nanqing can write!"

"That poem 'Ode to the Goose' was probably bought from our Northern Qi dynasty!"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard!"

On the Nanqing side, everyone lowered their heads, feeling somewhat ashamed.

Fan Jian covered his face with his hands, not daring to look into Emperor Qing's eyes.

Fortunately, Emperor Qing just laughed and didn't take it seriously.

That's great! You've already written half a poem!

I am a genius, but I couldn't have written these two lines when I was five years old!

If Li Chang'an can put together a poem, then tonight won't be a disgrace.

Cui Shen stroked his beard and smiled, looking confident of victory.

Marquis Changning laughed until tears streamed down his face. Northern Qi was destined to win tonight!

Once the laughter subsided a bit, Li Chang'an cleared his throat again.

"Thousands upon thousands of petals, countless petals, all fly into the plum blossoms and disappear!"

After he finished reciting the poem, the Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests immediately fell silent.

The laughter from the Northern Qi side gradually subsided.

Cui Shen's expression gradually changed from relaxed to serious!

A poem is finished!

There is no word for snow!

The first three sentences seem to be about counting, but the last sentence is the finishing touch!

One by one, they drifted down, thousands upon thousands, countless flakes scattered!

It falls into the plum blossoms that only bloom in winter, and then disappears!

If this isn't snow, what else could it be!

Without the last line, without the plum blossoms, without the fact that nothing is visible, the first three lines are just nonsense!

But now, a series of poems strung together perfectly describes snow!

"Hahaha!"

Emperor Qing suddenly let out a triumphant laugh!

Whether this poem met the requirements of the Northern Qi dynasty is obvious to anyone with discerning eyes.

Subsequently, the ministers of Nanqing realized what was happening.

Prince Jing exclaimed in admiration, "Amazing! Third Brother is truly amazing!"

"You can even turn counting into a poem, and there's really no 'snow' in it!"

Cui Shen remained stunned for a long time, then a bitter expression appeared on his face.

Marquis Changning, Wei Bi, stared wide-eyed, as if he wanted to say something.

But he grew up in the North, so he knows snow all too well.

Thousands of petals fly into the plum blossoms; if it's not snow, then what is it?

After Li Chang'an finished reading the last sentence, he instantly realized that this was snow!

In the end, he still didn't say anything.

Amidst the sighs of the Northern Qi delegation, Cui Shen was completely convinced!

Those who truly know how to write poetry will naturally recognize that Li Chang'an's poems about snow are beyond reproach.

"Very well, I am completely convinced. Your Highness is a genius!"

"From this day forward, I will no longer write poetry!"

The atmosphere of the state banquet reached its climax thanks to the poem!

The mighty Five-Character Great Wall, which had never suffered a defeat in the Northern Qi, stumbled in the Southern Qing!

The literary world of Southern Qing has been suppressed by Northern Qi for so long, and this is a truly satisfying way to vent our anger!

Emperor Qing frequently raised his cup, and the rulers and ministers of Southern Qing drank heartily!

As the state banquet was drawing to a close, both sides had drunk quite a bit.

Marquis Changning sighed, "Your Highness the Third Prince is indeed a genius of unparalleled talent."

"However, Nanqing only occasionally produces one or two good poems."

"If we're talking about the orthodoxy and legitimacy of the literary world, it still belongs to my Great Qi!"

This sarcastic and cynical tone is most common in diplomatic settings.

Emperor Qing gave a wink, and Fan Jian, Guo Youzhi, and the others were ready to engage in a verbal battle.

At this moment, Li Chang'an's voice rang out again.