Crossover Anime: Not Joining the Service Club at the Start

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"And those who want to release water here and wait for the water to fill up certainly can't hear it, am I right, Monk Xiu Nian?"

When asked, Xiu Nian didn't answer. He lowered his head, clenched his fists tightly, and gritted his teeth, saying, "Why?"

"Why weren't people like you around when he was killing people?! But why were you there when I was killing this enemy?!"

"Are bad people always so lucky!?"

Cheng Shi hesitated for a moment, then glanced back at the cultivation hut behind him before pointing at it and saying, "You call this good luck?"

Xiu Nian was momentarily speechless, but he quickly recovered and shouted, "I did it! Just like he did to my brother two years ago!"

Upon hearing this, the three of them, who were his senior brothers, quickly thought of Kuan Nian's previous senior brother.

"You mean Zhongnian? You're Zhongnian's younger brother!?"

This is so unlike anything I've ever seen!

“That’s right,” Xiu Nian said, completely ignoring their complicated expressions, as he quietly explained why he had come here: “One year ago…”

In short, it's a monologue about someone who changed their surname to come here and do research while working.

In the end, Xiu Nian confessed to her crime.

He looked at Cheng Shi with a relieved expression: "If you had been here two years ago, things would have been the same as now. You could have exposed the host's crimes by walking around twice, and I wouldn't have been born."

"Sigh~" Cheng Shi sighed slightly. His words were truly hard to ignore.

If someone were sensitive, they would probably have felt a pang of guilt from his words.

But Cheng Shi wouldn't, because ultimately it wasn't his fault.

This outcome is entirely due to the incompetence of the local police force.

Furthermore

"Murder is wrong, but if you confess before the police arrive, it can be considered a surrender. As for that so-called host, he deserved it."

After saying that, Cheng Shi stopped looking at the spirit that had just been bowing and thanking him.

I was afraid I wouldn't be able to resist using illusion magic to kill him.

As for Xiu Nian? I can only say that he wasn't born in ancient times. After all, his act of avenging his brother is still commendable.

The police arrived later, but they left quickly.

Because of Hideaki's surrender, Inspector Megure basically only made a brief appearance at the end of the film and then left.

However, he seemed quite happy.

I just don't know why.

Inspector Megure: "Come quick! Narishige, I'm taking you home!"

As expected of you, little brother, a Devil Fruit user.

My brother has added another one.

"coming."

After some time, Cheng Shi finally returned home.

I don't know if it was because there were a lot of people on the bus, but the so-called bad luck buff didn't work.

but now

Cheng Shi looked down at the dog excrement he had stepped on as soon as he entered the yard.

"I (beep) This is acceptable."

He then took a deep breath and shouted, "Half a catty, eight taels, Huang Xiaohuang, and three hundred, you five, come here to me!!"

The next second, the four adults and one child rushed out.

They were actually quite happy, after all, they were sticking out their tongues and smiling.

But they stopped when they saw Cheng Shi's dark face and the object at his feet.

Chapter 118 Going Back to School

Nothing happened last night.

Although I stepped on it, this kind of thing is quite common for dog owners.

So in the end, he just grabbed their ears and scolded them for a long time.

After all, besides the bad luck buff, these guys couldn't hold back either.

Because someone will always step on it; it's either him or her.

In short, after a night of cats flying and dogs trembling (yes, you spelled it right~), Cheng Shi finally figured out how his bad luck buff worked.

Simply put, it's like the movie "Final Destination," full of surprises.

But he's not as ruthless as Death, after all, he's still the host.

But precisely because he is the host, this buff is very rigid and only applies to him.

Having read this far, I'm sure all of you Yanzu have already come up with countless solutions, right?

The experiment also revealed the working principle of this buff.

He discovered it while feeding the cat.

Perhaps because they had been away for too long, the cats did not leave immediately after being fed, unlike usual.

They all stayed and stayed around him.

This made Cheng Shi both touched and speechless.

The former is because almost all the cats stayed behind, and it's unknown whether they sensed anything.

Of course, it could also be because of his animalistic nature.

The latter, looking at the cow-patterned cat Cheng Shi who was going crazy all over the yard after finishing his meal, said: "You guys don't need to bother."

His mood, which had initially improved after seeing the cats being affectionate, was completely ruined.

You truly are worthy of being called black-and-white epileptic creatures.

Well, anyway, because he spent too much time among the cats, he almost turned into... oops! This thing doesn't exist.

Anyway, the bad luck buff never appeared.

From that moment on, Cheng Shi discovered the bug in the bad luck buff.

That is, as long as there are enough living beings around him, the bad luck buff will have no way to affect him.

Upon realizing this possibility, Cheng Shi immediately stood up and shouted, "Yay!"

Then his waist twisted.

"Holy crap (beep)!"

Look, even the sound of pain is distorted.

So, in the early hours of that day, Cheng Shi's afternoon-long muttering of the miraculous skill of hitting the bullseye was replaced with a divine mastery of the Orthopedic Internal Classic.

If that's all there is to it, then it's nothing.

Because the back twist was instantly erased by the skill injected by the system.

However, another unexpected event occurred.

Originally, because Cheng Shi's physical condition met the standards, this mere Zheng Gu Nei Jing (a classic text on bone setting) would not produce any side effects.

After all, it's not the complete system of traditional Chinese medicine.

But unfortunately, he was also carrying a bad luck buff.

As a result of the buff, side effects appeared.

Lumbar disc herniation 24 hours ago (incurable).

Cheng Shi's expression at the time was speechless.

This description of side effects

"Then what use is this precious 'Orthopedic Classic' to me?! Am I going to use it to beat up Jerry?"

Um, host, Jerry probably doesn't want to die.

Cheng Shi opened the system panel and then activated his Sharingan.

The death stare—

The system is at a loss.

The system gradually blushed.