The Artifact Forger from the Beginning of Collapse

Chen Li didn't specifically remind the geniuses, because he didn't really want his record of destroying worlds in the historical records he left in the Strange Artifact Forging Guide to increase by 1 again.

The wonders of the Order of the Paradise on Sundays are also a key focus.

"Perhaps we could give Sunday's long-awaited paradise a new image, like heaven... Then when I tell Sunday that my sister went to a more wonderful place, he won't mistake it for my bed." Chen Li thought seriously.

"Phew, finally the problems outside are resolved. I really should leave this planet as soon as possible. Thanks to you this time." The robin looked at Chen Li gratefully.

This planet is indeed plagued by disasters.

For three consecutive days, it was visited by two star gods, and both times they caused quite a commotion.

Chen Li's troubles continued, and so did theirs, but Chen Li gained an equivalent benefit from them, while they only gained insomnia and laughter.

The reason that Pleasure God gave when he impersonated the robin wasn't entirely fabricated, because the entire planet outside the meeting room did indeed laugh because of Aha's laughter.

The help the robin mentioned refers to Chen Li giving the robin the remaining half of the crystal after inscribing the original script, allowing her to use the artifact to soothe the laughter throughout the planet through her song.

The artifact can be charged using crystals.

Miracles are never free.

Because miracles require spending money.

However, the purpose of forging wonders into artifacts was to save crystals, so using crystals to power artifacts is completely putting the cart before the horse.

“Although it was the God of Joy who made the whole world laugh, and it has nothing to do with me, the God of Joy still came here because she smelled my scent. So this can’t really be considered help, it’s more like compensation,” Chen Li said.

"This isn't your problem. After all, no one in this world can stop the Star God's actions. Fortunately, the Star God of Pleasure only ever wants to have fun. If it were the Star God of Destruction descending instead, then... Alright, let's not talk about that. Chen Li, what do you plan to do next?" Robin asked, shaking her head.

Nothing in this world is perfect. Even the Star God cannot save the world. Disasters and misfortunes are everywhere in this world.

But the robin, who believes in helping the weak with the strong, will do its best to soothe these shadows and disasters.

"What's next? Of course, it's to use my status as a member of the genius club to swindle and cheat people, and freeload off them."

"Huh? Really?"

"It's fake. I can forgive them for swindling, but I just want to freeload. I wonder what the Star God tastes like." Chen Li seriously considered the question.

If Chen Li hadn't been unable to defeat the Star God of Joy, he would have pounced on the Star God of Joy and bitten him.

"Chen Li, what would you like to eat? It's my treat. But I guess I'll have to order takeout, because my singing just now has made me even more famous on this planet," the robin said with a hint of distress.

“Emmm…” Chen Li remained silent, only staring at the robin’s head with a celestial ring.

Is this edible?

Chen Li thought it was acceptable.

"Chen Li?" The robin waved its hand in front of Chen Li's somewhat dazed eyes.

"Let's go out to eat. Here, take these disguise glasses. This way, no one will recognize you," Chen Li said to the robin after taking off his glasses.

"It's not just me. You, a member of the genius club, seem to be quite famous, at least on this planet. Have you forgotten the scene yesterday where at least tens of thousands of people casually witnessed your true face on stage?"

"What they saw was a strange artifact blacksmith wearing disguised glasses. What does that have to do with me, Chen Li?" Chen Li shrugged.

Chen Li, who wears glasses, is the 85th ranked artifact blacksmith in the Genius Club, and also an intern at Taipusi.

Chen Li, who wasn't wearing glasses, was the Envoy of Abundance, a wanted criminal on the Immortal Ship.

Chen Li quite likes the feeling of letting loose when she's not wearing her glasses.

Speaking of which...did you forget something?

Watching the robin, now wearing the disguise glasses and eagerly planning to go out and have a good time, Chen Li fell into deep thought.

"I'm so hungry, where are my oranges~" Qingque lay on the desk in the library, reminiscing about her companions who used to slack off.

Qingque skipped lunch while waiting for this orange.

"How about... you try it?" Qingque's gaze fell on the book that Chen Li had half-eaten.

If Chen Li can eat it, maybe I can too.

"Ptooey! Ugh! So bitter! Forget it, I'll just ask Kaguya of Houraisan for help. I'll have some instant noodles, please." Qingque quickly entered the chat group and sent a pending red envelope to her friend.

This WeChat Moments is really strange. It doesn't have any food delivery function, but it's releasing payment functions very quickly.

Kaguya Houraisan naturally wouldn't let her friend down, and soon sent Aozaki a bucket of instant noodles.

"Wait a minute, why is there only half a noodle cake in this cup of instant noodles? And why is there only a fork and no seasoning packet?"

Princess on the run in the Bamboo Forest: Oh, I almost forgot, the sharing function of this Moments is not perfect yet, so you need to pay half of the goods as shipping fee. But it's not a big problem, I'll just send you a bucket of instant noodles, okay?

Kaguya Houraisan admired her own wit.

Then Qingque received two halves of the dough and two forks.

"Damn it, where's the seasoning packet!" Qingque snapped angrily.

Then, with a resentful look on his face, he started munching on the instant noodle cake.

Instant noodles without seasoning packets are probably no better than just eating the noodle cake itself, right?

……

"Ah, that was satisfying." Chen Lixin returned to the Taibu Si's library with Qingque's guidance, completely satisfied.

With the robin's enthusiastic guidance, Chen Li successfully got lost on that unknown planet.

However, they got lost and ended up in the food street.

So Chen Li ate her way through the entire food street.

The robin paid the bill.

It feels so good to be a kept man.

In addition, Chen Li also received a large number of star stones as a reward for attending this event.

By using the original text, over a hundred million people each sent 50 credits to Screw Gumu, an act that brought Chen Li 800 star stones.

To be honest, this number was so large that Chen Li found it a bit hard to accept.

Playing a prank can earn you 800 Star Stones, while honestly clearing out 80% of the monsters on Earth where Miko is located won't earn you much more than this prank.

Joining the Genius Club also brought Chen Li a considerable amount of Star Stones—1000 Star Stones.

At the same time, I spent 40 crystals to obtain a one-star rare item.

Chen Li couldn't even imagine if what happened today could have been any more perfect.

Come to think of it, what exactly have I forgotten?

"Chen~Li~" The voice, as if emanating from the deepest hell, echoed in Chen Li's ears.

Chen Li followed the sound and saw Qing Que looking dazed.

"Qingque, Qingque, what's wrong with you? Qingque, don't die!" Chen Li immediately stepped forward and picked up Qingque with one arm.

"Feed me peanuts, feed me peanuts~~"

"Huh, peanuts? I didn't bring any." Chen Li was taken aback.

"What are you two doing?" Fu Xuan saw Qing Que, who was completely burned out, as soon as he entered the Taibu Si's library, and Chen Li, who was holding Qing Que and seemed very worried.

"Lord Taibu, you must speak up for me! Chen Li said he was going to buy me two oranges and left the library. I waited from noon until afternoon and he still didn't come back with oranges. The only lunch he brought me was a bowl of instant noodles and two forks, without even a seasoning packet!" Qingque, who originally just wanted to play a prank on Chen Li, immediately decided to shift all the blame onto Chen Li after seeing Fu Xuan appear.

Chen Li finally remembered what she had forgotten.

"Huh?" Fu Xuan was completely baffled by the current situation.

"Qingque, you're slacking off again, aren't you? And you're even corrupting the newbies." Although Fu Xuan didn't know what had happened, he quickly made a judgment based on his experience.

Seeing Qingque trying to shirk responsibility for slacking off, and Fu Xuan standing with his hands on his hips, completely ignoring Qingque's explanation, Chen Li decided... to toss the dice in his hand.

It's time to throw in some numbers to solve our current predicament!

The reason for using it now is that even if the current situation gets worse, it can't get much worse. At most, Fu Xuan will deduct a day's wages from Chen Li and Qing Que.

But it's not a big problem, because Chen Li doesn't get paid as an intern.

In contrast, Chen Li was more curious about how this die could resolve the current predicament in an absurd or joyful way.

The sound of the dice hitting the ground echoed in Chen Li's ears. Chen Li watched as the 20-sided die landed on the ground, displaying the current number.

【13】

Yay! Good luck!

Next, we'll see just how absurd the proposed solutions to the current predicament are.

"Lord Taibu, I really didn't slack off. Look, there are no fish in the library!" Qingque said innocently, blinking her eyes.

"Thud!" A book with a golden koi fish printed on its cover, hidden in a gap between bookshelves inside the library, suddenly bounced out of the shelf.

The sound attracted the attention of Chen Li and Fu Xuan.

Then, the group watched as the book, bouncing around, transformed into a golden carp more than half a meter long.

"Huh? What is this...?" Qingque stared at the thing with a blank expression.

"The book has come to life?" Even the learned Fu Xuan was puzzled by this.

"No matter what, let's catch it first and prevent it from causing trouble in the library." After saying that, Fu Xuan took the lead and grabbed at the golden carp.

"Snap!" However, just before Fu Xuan could catch the golden carp, the golden carp's body sprang up from the ground and swung its tail at Fu Xuan in mid-air.