Could it be that I've been blaming Hanabi every day, which has caused Hanabi to catch up with me across the world?
"Although worlds connected to me are more likely to have wild miracle requests, why is it Hanabi? It can't be that the Oddity Forging Guide thinks I have a crush on Hanabi, right?" Chen Li shook off these strange thoughts and fell into deep thought.
Chen Li felt that even if he received a miracle forging commission from the Immortal Ship, the chances of receiving a forging commission from Fireworks were higher.
Or perhaps it was because Chen Li had been ruining Hua Huo's reputation that caused this karmic entanglement between them?
"What if I put all the blame on Aha?"
Although it was strange, receiving a new commission meant that Chen Li had another way to reach the world of Collapse Iron.
It's just... trying to fool Hanabi might be a bit difficult.
And to be honest, Chen Li was very worried about entrusting the strange object to Hanabi. Who knew what kind of effect this guy would have on the strange object, or who he would play with it?
【exist? 】
But then again, giving up on customers is impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime!
Chen Li only sends one word at the start of each game because only after Chen Li contacts the person who posted the message will the other party accept the basic information about the artifact forger.
In order not to cause trouble for the other party, Chen Li would try to use short text to trigger the effect of information transmission.
It's definitely not because Chen Li couldn't think of any amazing ways to start a conversation!
Absolutely not!
Hanabi: Companion?
Seeing the inquiry from the other end, Chen Li couldn't hold back any longer.
Who said you're in the same industry?!
Hanabi: Hey, why aren't you saying anything?
"Why is this artifact blacksmith so quiet? Speaking of which... should I continue to pretend to suspect that he is the Masked Fool, and then try to get closer to him so that he can give me a discount? But does he even know what the Masked Fool is?" Sitting on a roadside bench, resting her chin on the armrest, Hanabi's mind was racing.
By capturing a miracle commission through the Miracle Crystal, the other party can unconditionally believe in Chen Li's identity as a craftsman of strange objects.
However, those that come to you on their own do not have this effect.
Chen Li could spend half a crystal to pay the price of this belief, or he could choose to send the message but not attach the power of "belief".
Chen Li didn't pay extra because Hua Huo didn't care whether she believed it or not. Besides, even without the power of "belief," the credibility of this kind of communication out of thin air was extremely high.
Although Chen Li didn't add any money, Hua Huo believed him.
As the Masked Fool, Hanabi didn't believe her other accomplices possessed the power to accomplish such a miraculous feat.
People in the Honkai Impact 3rd world might suspect that the Masked Fool was behind this, but Hanabi says that she is the Masked Fool herself. How could she not know whether there is a power of pleasure involved?
In short, believe it first and then worry about it; getting scammed is a different matter. You can only blame yourself for not being knowledgeable enough!
Hanabi: Hey, are you there? Are you there?
Huahuo noticed that Chen Li hadn't responded for a long time, so she sent another message. She gradually realized something.
The stir-fried shredded potatoes with vinegar I just ate didn't have any potatoes in them!
"Trying to act aloof and not say anything, huh? Then don't blame me for being ruthless!" Hanabi clenched her fist.
Great, I'll use you as a memo from now on!
How long can you maintain that aloof attitude?
"Let me think about what to send as the first message? Oh, right, let's send a selfie." Hanabi muttered to herself as she took a picture.
The chat interface allows users to send voice messages, pictures, and functions similar to a mobile chat interface; it can even upload files.
Just like fireworks, I just picked up that transparent screen and slapped an advertisement about a big star that was playing on a loop next to it, and then uploaded one of the star's new songs.
Fireworks: Hello, my name is Fireworks, and I'm a singer. I hope you'll like my new song. I also hope you can reply to me when you have some free time. Thank you.
After sending the picture of the famous robin, he got angry but also left a very polite message.
Hanabi dislikes the fact that the virtual screen cannot change the name. Also, because she only has a vague understanding of the virtual screen, Hanabi doesn't know if the other person knows what she looks like. In short, she'll just pretend that the other person doesn't know. If she gets caught... she'll just say something else.
Hanabi-sama never lacks fun, because she can find fun in life!
"So now... where should we go to have some fun?" Thinking about this question, Hanabi stood up and skipped away into the distance.
……
"If you're Fireworks, then who am I? And sending a selfie of a robin is going too far. Does the robin know it's become the Masked Fool?" Chen Li, who was walking through the inner passage of the Fire Moth, looked at the information in the semi-transparent artifact forging guide and complained in his heart.
"But the world is really small, Hanabi actually chose a picture of a robin as her disguise..."
"Minister Chen, we've arrived." The man in black who was leading the way for Chen Li knocked on the office door to remind the person inside, then stepped aside and spoke to Chen Li.
"I understand." Chen Li nodded.
Being addressed like that for the first time did feel a bit strange.
It was only when the other person rang the doorbell of his dormitory at Firefly that Chen Li temporarily put aside his conversation with Firework.
Of course, letting the fireworks cool off was also Chen Li's original idea.
It turns out that men really don't appreciate free things.
"Come in." A very authoritative aura emanated from the room, clearly indicating that the person in question had long held a high position.
"Please go in alone." The man in black opened the door and invited Chen Li in, then stood guard at the door himself.
"Let me introduce you. This is my close friend. I want to bring him in to do the longevity pill business together..." After Chen Li entered the room, the first executive turned on the soundproofing mode of the office, and then introduced his most disgusting political opponent from the day before to Chen Li with a serious expression.
……
"Speak, is there anything else you wanted to talk to me about?" Chen Li tossed the forced transaction gold coins around, casually pointing at the two high-ranking members of the Fire Moth.
"The first thing is that high-ranking officials from the United Nations are also very interested in the elixir of immortality," said the first high-ranking official.
“That’s right, I introduced him.” The second high-ranking official gritted his teeth and glanced at the first high-ranking official before saying.
No wonder this guy was so kind! He was actually trying to screw himself over!
"That's great. So the other party is high-level executive number 3. Arrange a meeting quickly." Chen Li nodded.
How could Chen Li refuse when the other party was practically offering themselves up for death?
As for whether the other party is innocent?
Chen Li would rather believe that Huohua is currently clinging to Zhibingniao's leg and shouting "I'm your fan!" than believe that the other party is a good person.
Why has Chen Li stayed in the previous civilization? Isn't it simply to control all its resources, making saving the world much easier?
Defeating the Honkai is indeed a huge problem, but in Chen Li's view, defeating humanity itself is not to be underestimated either.
The thought that even after he saves the world, these parasites, cowards, and oppressors will still remain high and mighty makes Chen Li wish the world would be destroyed right now.
"But they want 20 Longevity Pills."
"No problem. We can make as much of this fake medicine as we need." Chen Li waved his hand.
In any case, once the item is in the other party's hands, it will ultimately belong to you.
And at most, it's just a little hardship for Kaguya of Houraisan.
Speaking of which, Chen Li only brought 50 fake medicines this time, and he's already used half of them. It's time for him to go back.
"Fake medicine?" High-ranking official number 2 was stunned for a moment, and after realizing what he meant, he wished he could kill high-ranking official number 1 right now.
"Never mind that, let's talk about the second thing," Chen Li said.
"The second thing is that we have a lead on the Thousand Tribulations you are looking for," said the No. 1 high-ranking official respectfully.
"So fast?" Chen Li was somewhat surprised.
"We didn't expect it to happen so quickly, but... we couldn't stop someone from selling divine blood."
"What the hell?"
"It's said to be divine blood that grants immunity to all diseases once consumed. According to the investigation, they seem to have seen Honkai Beasts, but they don't know anything about Honkai. After being bribed, a villager said that one day it fell from the sky..."
"Did Xingyue bring the daughter of the gods?" Chen Li couldn't help but ask.
Isn't this sentence supposed to refer to Alicia?
"Ahem, that villager said a god descended from the sky and defeated the giant monster that attacked the village. As a result, the villagers regarded him as a god, but because it was rumored that the god's snow could resist that strange phenomenon... that is, collapse, he was imprisoned and bled. And that villager was short of money, so he planned to exchange the god's blood for money," said High-Ranking Number 1.
"Yeah. They just think Qianjie is easy to bully! Not only are they bleeding him out, but they're even taking him out for free? I can't stand it! Come on! Take me to that village." Chen Li slammed his hand on the table.
These kinds of troublemakers are simply intolerable!
Therefore, Chen Li said that we should first think about defeating humanity itself, and then think about defeating the Honkai.
61
Chapter 61 Honest Man Qianjie and the Slime
"Hey hey hey!" Chen Li kicked open the door of a closed stone house.
"Hiss." Because he used too much force and ignored the sturdiness of the stone house and stone door, Chen Li, who should have been backlit and presented a majestic figure, jumped up on one foot.
hurts a little.
Chen Li felt that even with the allocation skills, he should also improve his physical fitness, otherwise he wouldn't be able to show off at all.
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