The Artifact Forger from the Beginning of Collapse

Having a rare item is better than having none, right?

"The three-item selection process is now complete, and this item will be your initial item."

"Wait, one out of three strange items? Where are the other two? We can't see them."

"Alright, alright, you've found the artifact you're satisfied with, so what the other two artifacts are doesn't matter anymore."

"At least tell me about the effects," Pado said, clinging to Chen Li.

"It's nothing, just a 'wish-fulfilling' gadget that lets you shake whoever you want among those you know, and a 'slap glove' that can be used to slap someone along the causal chain, which can be used for both offense and escape. I'm glad you chose to become a breakthrough player instead of a summoner or intelligence (logistics) expert. Paddo, you've really grown."

"...Boss, please, let us choose again! We want to choose 'Always Granted'!" After a brief silence, Pado hugged Chen Li's leg.

"Once the selection is made, no refunds or exchanges will be accepted."

"...Boss, do you like petting cats?" Pado suddenly asked.

"It's okay, what's wrong?"

"We'll let you pet the cat, but in return, let us have something unusual."

"It's not that it's impossible... but you're the one who told me to masturbate." Chen Li placed his hand directly on Pado's ear and gently kneaded it.

Paddo's ears and tail feel amazing!

"We're asking you to take the canned food, not us!"