The Artifact Forger from the Beginning of Collapse

A single sentence from Vervière brought Chen Li's CPU to a standstill.

Who told you that the superego can bring you the world's blessings?

[Given your established persona, shouldn't you be more focused on the fact that you treat Virvie like a brother, but she actually wants to sleep with you? Although I don't find it surprising.]

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Chapter 242 Sirin: Cecilia is in a place more wonderful than heaven! (10k) "It was Kaguya Houraisan who told me," Velvet said.

“It was Rosogum who told me,” Kaguya Houraisan said.

“It was Nguyen Mai who told me,” Screw Gum said.

“Little Black Tower told me,” Nguyen Mai said.

“The Big Black Tower told me,” the Little Black Tower said.

"Are you guys playing a game of nested nested nested nested nested nested nests? And the rumors you're spreading are getting more and more outrageous... In short, I hereby solemnly declare that all of the above statements are rumors, not a single one of them is true!" Chen Li couldn't hold back any longer, so he immediately made a clarification.

What do you mean by "superego can receive the world's blessings"? How come I didn't know I had such convenient access to them?

The pupils of everyone who heard Chen Li's explanation were slightly trembling.

What? All of the above statements are true, not rumors?

Doesn't that mean that as long as you go through super-dimensional and intimate moments, you can observe the world in a super-dimensional state and receive blessings from the world at the same time?

My God, how can there be such a wonderful thing in the world?

How can it be a self-service buffet that's free and allows you to eat and take some home?

"There's no such thing as a free lunch. If someone is kind, friendly, and generous, and gives you valuable things for free, they're either after something more important, or they want your bodies." Chen Li breathed a sigh of relief after seeing that everyone seemed to be reflecting on how they had been deceived by rumors.

It's good that this matter can be explained clearly.

"So, can we interpret your statement like this? Chen Li, you're giving us the resurrection card link and the WeChat Moments terminal for free, without charging us any money, which means you're lusting after us?" Little Black Tower, displaying her extraordinary wisdom, put forward an astonishing theory.

"???"

Holy crap, that makes so much sense!

After hearing what Little Black Tower said, everyone felt uneasy.

If Chen Li were to lust after her, should she give in first, or resist first and then give in?

This is such a difficult decision.

“You can’t think like that. You know I’m a normal man. If I’m lusting after them every time I give away free resurrection card links, how do you explain Siegfried? How do you explain Walter? How do you explain Sluggum?” Chen Li asked.

Chen Li knew he absolutely could not fall into the trap of self-justification.

You say I'm lusting after your bodies, so I'm lusting after your bodies?

Show me the evidence!

"Wasn't Siegfried's resurrection card link obtained by exchanging Theresa and the Key of Binding? And you didn't charge Kiana and Durandal afterwards."

"..." Chen Li was speechless.

"Wasn't Welt's resurrection card link obtained by exchanging Anti-Entropy? You didn't charge Bronya and Seele."

"..." Chen Li was speechless.

Chen Li had always intended to distribute the resurrection card links for free, but these two people just happened to come across when Chen Li needed them.

"Wasn't the resurrection card link for Screw Gum obtained by trading the Great Black Tower for Ruan Mei?"

“???” Ruan Mei, who was standing next to him, glanced at the little black tower.

"I mean, didn't he exchange it for the contact information of the Great Black Tower and Ruan Mei? Without Screw Gum as an intermediary, how could you establish contact with the Great Black Tower? How could you obtain the artifacts of the Black Tower Space Station? And how could you have obtained me by chance?" The Little Black Tower's words were reasonable and convincing.

"No, if that's the case, the only one you don't seem to desire is Big Black Tower, because you took her treasure. Haha, even that old witch Big Black Tower didn't want you." Thinking this, Little Black Tower chuckled.

Seeing Xiao Heita smiling so happily, Chen Li stroked his chin, then walked up to Xiao Heita and grabbed him by the back of his collar.

"Hey, what do you want to do?" While the little black tower was struggling, Chen Li held the little black tower's waist with one hand and slapped its bottom with the other.

"If you don't discipline someone for three days, they'll be climbing on the roof and tearing off the tiles!"

"Let you laugh, but you'll have your day to cry!"

"Believe it or not, I'll tell your mom what you said... I mean, the Great Black Tower!"

The little black tower struggled frantically, but to no avail.

"Would you like to give it a try too?" Chen Li turned to look at his group members.

"Ah, I suddenly remembered that I didn't put my clothes away."

"I suddenly remembered that I haven't beaten up the little evil god today."

"I haven't finished my daily tasks yet."

"I suddenly remembered that I hadn't finished watching the commercials."

"Yeah, yeah, Dad, how many resurrection card fragments have you collected? Sis, how about you?" Kiana became interested as soon as this was mentioned.

"I've collected 2988 resurrection card fragments. Based on the average drop rate of 3000 resurrection card fragments to synthesize one resurrection card, Cecilia will be able to participate in the resurrection competition soon. Then you'll be able to see your mom again." Siegfried, sporting panda eyes, excitedly watched the advertisement reappear.

Although the ads only show the little black towers spinning around, which can get a bit boring after a while, it's a necessary sacrifice.

"I've also collected 2760 resurrection card fragments," said Durandal, who had also watched ads all night.

Durandal's progress is so much slower than Siegfried's, mainly because Durandal is trying to watch commercials while exercising.

Then it failed.

I hope I don't find out which bastard came up with the idea that ads can't be taken out of sight!

"To be honest, I actually suggest you save up a few revival cards before using them. Otherwise, you might get excited for nothing. The opponents in the revival matches are all weird and unpredictable; even the strongest Valkyrie in Destiny might not be able to defeat them," said some group members who had learned from their mistakes.

The link to the resurrection card has already spread throughout the Oddities group, and most members have one or two resurrection cards. However, the reason why no important character has been resurrected yet is because they don't want to be disappointed.

"Why not give it a try? It's free. What if you pull a miracle with a single pull?"

"Wow! The last resurrection card fragment has dropped!" Siegfried was overjoyed when he saw the resurrection card fragment number 2 that he needed the most appear.

Upon hearing Siegfried's words, Sirin, who had been standing aside and planning to return Schicksal to her own World Bubble after Schicksal had finished using Schicksal Headquarters, had a change of heart.

Xilin stepped back, shielding the group members in front of her.

"Oh, friends, what's making you so happy?" Otto, the former Archbishop of Destiny who had successfully resigned, couldn't help but come over when he saw the high spirits.

"..." Siegfried, who was originally happy, suddenly became unhappy.

"I forgot the beginning, I forgot the middle, I request that Otto Apocalypse be executed to boost morale," Siegfried suddenly said to Chen Li.

"Huh?" Otto was startled.

Is it so exciting right from the start?

Now that the three families (Destiny, Anti-Entropy, and World Serpent) have been united under Jin (Houmu Paradise), Chen Li, as the Golden Houmu King, is naturally the leader of Houmu Paradise.

As the head of the Kaslana family, it is perfectly reasonable for Siegfried to submit to Chen Li.

Yesterday, Siegfried and Walter, the leader of the Reverse Commerce Alliance, had a brief conversation last night.

Walter prepared a lengthy 1-word "Declaration Against Otto Apocalypse" for Siegfried, proving that his actions were shameful and his intentions were despicable. He was waiting for Siegfried, one of Otto Apocalypse's biggest victims, to present it to everyone after Otto Apocalypse stepped down, so that Chen Li could kill Otto Apocalypse to entertain everyone.

But the manifesto was far too long for Siegfried to memorize; he only remembered the last sentence.

"Approved." Chen Li nodded.

Although he didn't know exactly what Siegfried was omitting, Chen Li simply couldn't refuse the suggestion.

Who could refuse to send Otto Apocalypse to meet God?

“Wait a minute, shouldn’t I watch the ad for resurrecting Kallen first?” Otto Apocalypse jumped out and said.

"Your Majesty, look! The traitor has jumped out on his own!"

“Alright, everyone calm down. The most important thing now is to revive Cecilia. You should submit your revival card application first,” Chen Li said to Siegfried after thinking for a moment.

Killing Otto now would be a waste; it should be done after Theresa has become familiar with the duties of the Archbishop of Schicksal and officially begins her work. This way, not a single second of the 300% work efficiency buff from the "Sacrifice a Family Member" event will be wasted.

“Yes, dear Siegfried, the most important thing now is to revive Cecilia. Even if Cecilia’s revival fails this time, I can still watch the advertisement for reviving Cecilia after watching the advertisement for reviving Kallen, and I can also put on a tearful performance in front of the revived Cecilia to provide plenty of emotional value. I’m very useful.” Otto still had a very “friendly” smile on his face.

"Shut up!" Siegfried glared at Otto before submitting his resurrection card application.

The approval was granted quickly, and Siegfried eagerly used the resurrection card.

"...What do you mean by 'currently in line'?" Siegfried couldn't help but look up at Chen Li after seeing the notification.

"Being in the queue means being in the queue. Let me see... Oh, just a minute ago, when you and Otto were arguing, Sirin submitted three resurrection cards to revive Cecilia."

"???"

"She even left a message, would you like to hear it?"

"I don't want to hear it."

She said, "I'm sorry, Siegfried, your wife is mine!"

"A born evil Herrscher of the Void brat!"

"Alright, Dad, don't be angry anymore. At least we can see Mom now." Kiana patted Siegfried on the shoulder.