The Artifact Forger from the Beginning of Collapse

When choosing attractions for the amusement park, Aha only picked those that might produce negative artifacts! All for this moment!

Hanabi, who had been tormented by the negative artifacts on her body for a full 20 minutes, heard Aha's words as soon as she regained consciousness, and was so angry that she fainted again.

Damn you, Aha!

Delightful dice from the heavens!

That damned artifact forger!

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Chapter 224 Chen Li, I, Huahuo, will take all the blame for your misdeeds! I'm super brave!

"Hey, wake up, are you alright?" Daheita squatted down and poked Huahuo.

"Cough cough, I... I'm fine." Hanabi struggled to her feet, holding onto the ropes on the ring.

“That’s fine then. The artifact forger specifically instructed me to ensure the safety of both participants… but there’s definitely no need to worry about Aha’s safety,” the Great Black Tower said.

In other words, the only thing the Great Black Tower needs to be careful about is not letting Hanabi be killed by her own negative artifacts.

Chen Li, the craftsman of rare artifacts, needs to consume Joy Points when using Joy Dice to ensure he doesn't get screwed over, which means that Chen Li has no ability to control the Joy Dice's value at all.

The Great Black Tower always felt that the Joy Dice had its own set of ideas about how many points to roll.

"Then I really should thank him!"

"You don't need to look at the Artifact Forger with prejudice. This Joyful Dice can indeed help you defeat the Star God, it's just that you were unlucky this time," the Great Black Tower patted Hanabi on the shoulder to comfort her.

"I should have known! The moment I saw this Pleasure Dice and its prefix, I knew it was definitely up to no good! I was so stupid, so stupid!"

If I had chosen to abstain from the beginning and directly engaged in a battle of elbows with the Star God of Joy, I would at least have fallen to the Star God of Joy, instead of being played to death by the negative artifacts I possessed after I had made all the preparations.

At this moment, the fireworks sounded as melancholic as if possessed by Xianglin's wife.

"Hmm... let's eat this first." The Great Black Tower declined to comment.

After all, the word "joy" on this die comes from fireworks.

Perhaps it was because this die so perfectly embodied Hanabi's attitude toward "pleasure" that led to the current situation?

Seeing a broad bean in the palm of the big black tower, Hanabi took it and popped it into her mouth.

Let the storm come more violently!

Fireworks are fearless now!

However, to Hanabi's surprise, the moment she put the broad bean into her mouth, she seemed to come alive and became full of energy!

My body, which had been nearly broken down after being tormented by the negative object for 20 minutes, instantly returned to its peak condition.

"Senzu beans are a kind of divine object that, apart from not being able to cure diseases, can fully revive a person who is on the verge of death," the Great Black Tower explained.

Even the Great Black Tower couldn't help but marvel at the wonder of Haruhi Suzumiya.

In Haruhi Suzumiya's own world, she can do whatever she wants. The Senzu Beans she cultivates herself have the same effect as the original Senzu Beans and are highly praised.

Of the 365 Senzu Beans cultivated by Haruhi Suzumiya, Chen Li kept 100 for himself, gave 50 to Mebius and 50 to Ruan Mei, allowing them to cultivate them separately. The remaining 165 were placed in the Wonders Group, where members could take them at will if needed.

In Chen Li's words, these friends are her bonds and ties; their happiness and well-being are more important to her than anything else.

The group members were deeply moved.

At the same time, he also highly praised Haruhi Suzumiya for growing the Senzu Beans.

This has led Haruhi Suzumiya to begin to doubt whether she is truly suited to be a botanist.

Therefore, Haruhi Suzumiya did not come to cause trouble at the Black Tower Space Station or the Immortal Ship today, but stayed in her own world to study the magical plants.

But that's precisely why Chen Li needs to go to Haruhi Suzumiya's world early in the morning to throw her a Pleasure Dice, in order to prevent him from causing any big trouble.

So there were no Happy Points left on the Happy Dice.

In the end, it was Hanabi who suffered the most.

Everything has a traceable pattern!

"I originally thought that eating this broad bean would heal my injury, but it has produced strange side effects," Hanabi said.

"You're overthinking it. Alright, your injuries have been healed, you can leave now," said the Great Black Tower.

"Hmm, don't I need to pay any medical expenses or anything? Are you just letting me go like this?" Hanabi looked at the Great Black Tower suspiciously.

"If you'd like, you can have another round with the God of Pleasure; He seems to be looking forward to it."

"Goodbye! No, never again!" Upon hearing the words of the Great Black Tower, Hanabi was startled and immediately chose to run away.

After Hanabi ran out of the door pointed to by the Great Black Tower and returned to reality, she pushed the door open again and saw the hotel's corridor... which finally made Hanabi breathe a sigh of relief.

Just then, Hanabi received a communication request from the artifact blacksmith.

"..."

"..."

Fireworks and Chen Li remained silent for a long time after their face-to-face video call.

"Uh, did you have fun?"

"Thanks, I had a lot of fun with you," Hanabi said, sounding a bit annoyed.

"I gave you a chance, but you didn't succeed," Chen Li said innocently.

"Then I really thank you for giving me this opportunity! You didn't say before that you wanted me to challenge the Star God."

"..." Chen Li didn't say anything, but instead clicked on the WeChat Moments terminal and listened to a voice message.

"When it comes to having fun, I, Hanabi, have never been afraid of anyone! You don't need to tell me who your opponent is, you just need to tell me what level of fun you want to see!"

"..." Hanabi was speechless for a moment.

Because I really said those words myself.

But at the time, Huahuo didn't expect Chen Li to arrange such an opponent for her.

Don't you think this match difficulty is still too much for me?

Your rank points are 400+ lower than the average match points, but you don't need to worry about how many "+"s there are, right?

How is your matchmaking system any different from that martial arts battle royale game where the matchmaking opens when the pool is full?

"How about this, to compensate you, I won't let you take the blame for me, okay? Or I'll try to keep a low profile and not let others find out my true identity," Chen Li said.

Chen Li truly hadn't expected that the Pleasure Dice could be so ruthless towards the very source of its main entry.

There are two modes of Happy Dice: one is rolling a number, and the other is comparing wins and losses.

This was the first time Chen Li had ever seen someone throw out a "1" during a game of chance.

Fireworks's unfortunate experiences were so heartbreaking that even Chen Li couldn't bear to see them.

"No need! How far can a genius from the Genius Club go in causing trouble? As long as you don't start a war across the entire universe like Emperor Rupert did, I, Hanabi, can take the blame for you!" Hanabi indicated that she was willing to accept defeat.

"I'm not a bad person, of course I wouldn't do something so heinous. But won't you reconsider?"

"No need, you can record what I just said as evidence!"

"But......"

"No buts. I'm really looking forward to seeing what kind of fun you can come up with next. Go for it! As long as it's related to fun, I, Hanabi, will take the blame! A spectacular farce is the glory of the Masked Fool!" Hanabi said.

In fact, Huahuo has a high opinion of Chen Li.

If it weren't for me being the unlucky one who got stuck with a negative artifact for 20 minutes because of a big failure today, I would favor Chen Li more.

“Haki, you bastard… is this the enlightenment of the Masked Fool? Velvet, you should learn from him.” Chen Li turned to look at Velvet beside him.

"Tch, if I actually made the Immortal Ship stand up, you wouldn't be happy," Wilvi muttered under her breath.

"I want you to learn this path of joy, the pursuit of joy. Not to feel happy or sad because of one person's honor or disgrace. This might allow you to go further on the path of joy," Chen Li said.

“I have an idea! I can prepare a magic trick to make the Mu Continent disappear!” Velvi’s eyes lit up.

"I'm sorry, I was too harsh just now. You should probably calm down." Chen Li changed the subject.

On the other hand... Velvi was never suited for a life of pleasure; she could only deceive herself and could not derive pleasure from it.

The only thing that Vilvi was associated with was that she herself was the "fun."

"..."

"Oh, is this lady also from the Joyful Destiny? She's a new face I've never seen before." Hanabi became interested in Velvi, who had just entered the frame.

"Yes and no." Chen Li shook his head.

"Are you two interested in joining the tavern? I can be your guarantor. All you need to do is steal a mask from the Mourning Playboy's ship to prove yourselves, and you can join the tavern. That's how all the Masked Fools got started." Hanabi became even more enthusiastic upon hearing this.

"Since the Masked Fool's mask is stolen from the Mourning Actors, why don't we just steal the Masked Fool's mask directly?" Chen Li countered.

"That works too," Hanabi nodded.

“Oh, I have one.” Chen Li took out a red and white mask.

"You're practically a born masked Fool's Holy Body... Wait, why does that mask on your hand look so familiar?" Hanabi's praise stopped abruptly when the mask appeared.

“I don’t know, Aha gave it to me. It was a gift from Aha when we first met. Speaking of which, the ‘pleasure’ word on the Pleasure Dice you used comes from this mask,” Chen Li said.