The Artifact Forger from the Beginning of Collapse

[Dad]: Don't worry about that. Anyway, I'll give you three days to watch the ads.

Apologize?

Shall we continue with the second match?

nonexistent.

Just kidding, if Chen Li apologizes or continues with the second match, then Silver Wolf's tears will have been for nothing.

Chen Li would never do something so immoral.

You think Chen Li was going to comfort Silver Wolf? No, Chen Li was going to press his advantage!

[Silver Wolf]: No matter what the third match is, I will fight to the end. But can you not give up so quickly? Let's finish the second match first, okay?

[Dad]: No comparison.

[Silver Wolf]: Coming back from a 1-0 deficit to win 2-1 is a major taboo in the gaming world! It's far worse than coming back from a 2-0 deficit to win 3-1, don't make that mistake for yourself!

[Dad]: No comparison.

[Silver Wolf]: Don't be so stubborn! Be careful, after I win the third match I'll be hanging around you every day, making you call me Lord Wolf King every single day!

[Dad]: No comparison.

[Silver Wolf]: You're not scared, are you? You coward!

[Dad]: No comparison.

[Silver Wolf]: Please... let's have a competition.

[Dad]: No comparison.

[Silver Wolf]: Ah!!! You just wait, I'm going to show you in real life right now!

[Dad]: Okay, I'm planning to explore the depths of the Void Star God right now, want to come along? But just so you know, I have 10 resurrection cards that can revive 10 times, while you don't have a single one.

[Silver Wolf]: Fine, fine, you just wait, I'll watch a million ads right now! It's just 100,000 resurrection cards, right? It's not like anyone can't collect them!

[Dad]: Very good, I like your unruly attitude!

[Silver Wolf]: Who wants your liking!

Half an hour later...

[Silver Wolf]: No, buddy, is there something wrong with the drop rate of your resurrection card fragments?

[Dad]: No problem. It's only less than twice as expensive as drawing a limited five-star character with a guaranteed pity every time.

[Silver Wolf]: So you mean I only need to watch 300+ ads to collect a revival card, right? That's alright...

[Dad]: No, it's 3000 times. I mean, on average, each fragment requires 300 times.

[Silver Wolf]: So how did you collect 10 resurrection cards?

[Dad]: Find a liver surrogate.

[Silver Wolf]: So how much did you spend?

[Dad]: It didn't cost any money, it was free. And they should thank us.

[Silver Wolf]: These days, even college students aren't this cheap, are they? Where did you find them?

[Old Man]: Hell.

[Silver Wolf]: That's all.

[Dad]: So, how about we have a third match to see who collects more revival cards? By the way, the link I send can't be shared with others; you can only use it yourself.

[Silver Wolf]: ...

Will we win this match?

Of course not!

There are 10 resurrection cards, and each card requires 3000 attempts to collect. Each viewing takes 30 seconds...

Even if Silver Wolf didn't eat, drink, or sleep, it would still take him 285 years to collect 10 resurrection cards.

[Dad]: You're not scared, are you? You coward! You coward! You coward!

[Silver Wolf]: ? ? ?

Chen Li used all my words!

Silver Wolf looked with pleading eyes at Kafka, the purple-haired beauty standing beside him with her arms crossed and a stunning figure on full display.

“It’s no use, baby. Maybe this old man is just that heartless. I sent him a photo just to get this chance to talk to you.” Kafka sighed.

"Huh? What? Damn it, that old man got off too easy! Kafka Meitu, I want one too!" Silver Wolf lamented, biting his thumb.

“You may have misunderstood something. The photo I sent you was of you crying.” Kafka chuckled softly.

"what?"

“Oh, Dad messaged me privately. He asked me to check if you cried, and if you did, to take another picture, preferably a clearer one. He wants to frame it and put it by his bedside so he can look at it every day for fun.” Kafka glanced at her WeChat Moments and said after closing the app.

"???"

206

Chapter 206 Sirin: You guys don't really think I'm stupid and easy to fool, do you? (4k)

"Honestly, Chen Li, can't you tone it down a bit? You make my back ache every day. If it weren't for the fact that I'm immortal, I would have been bedridden long ago."

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When Kaguya Houraisan, still exhausted, finally managed to climb to the dining table and blurted out her lewd words, the three members of the opposite sex who had been freeloading at Chen Li's house—Kusai-gumi, Sirin, and Kokoro—each made their own different reactions.

"So that's the kind of relationship you two have?" Fox Palace nodded thoughtfully.

Although Fox Maiden has a very gossipy heart, because eating helps reduce the magic consumption during her daily activities... and the food is really delicious, Fox Maiden was only interested for a moment before continuing to eat the food that appeared on her mother's tablecloth.

"Huh? Chen Li, did you and Da Heita get divorced? Now you're going to find me a stepmother?" Xiao Heita tilted his head.

"What? Chen Li, did you and Kaguya Houraisan do that shameless thing yesterday?! I'm so envious...it's outrageous!"

"What? Chen Li, you married Da Heita? How come I didn't know?" Xilin's eyes widened.

Sirin had no idea what happened after she practiced her Herrscher of the Void abilities during the day, finished the exercises assigned by the Great Black Tower at night, drank the milk Chen Li gave her before going to bed, and fell asleep immediately!

Chen Li, how dare you? I was the one who started it first...

Okay, even if Kaguya Houraisan went first, it should still be me first...

"Hmm, why aren't you guys eating? Why are you staring at me and Chen Li like that? Is there something on my face?" Kaguya Houraisan asked, puzzled. She summoned the virtual screen of her WeChat Moments terminal and activated the camera function, trying to find something wrong with her stunning beauty.

"Don't you want to think back to what you just said? And you, Little Black Tower, stop stirring up trouble!" Chen Li gave each of them a hand chop.

"What did I say? Did I say something wrong? Did that thing that fell from the sky smash through my room and nearly kill me, and then appear in your room? How about we switch rooms? I don't want to keep getting smashed." Kaguya Houraisan sighed.

Because Chen Li was being attacked every day, Kaguya Houraisan, who lived upstairs from Chen Li, had been experiencing backaches and pains every morning, as if her body had been completely drained.

"I'll consider it." Chen Li nodded perfunctorily.

"Kusai-no-kami doesn't care, and I also heard a bit of the commotion, so I know the truth, but it seems that someone took Kaguya Houraisan's deliberately misinterpreted words as true." The little black tower shifted its gaze to Sirin.

Kaguya Houraisan did it on purpose, and even the Black Tower could tell that Kaguya Houraisan did it on purpose.

So who can't see it? And who's really getting anxious?

It’s so hard to guess.

"You two..." It took her a while to realize she'd been tricked. Xilin clenched her fists, and a pair of scissors instantly appeared in her hands.

"I'm going to cut the thread that binds you two together!"

"Can this thing be cut? Sirin, don't come any closer!"

"Chen Li, you need to control Xilin! Xilin has gone berserk!"

Kaguya Houraisan and Korota, who were simply looking for some fun out of boredom, immediately chose to run away when they saw Sirin break the Banshou Dan into two swords and charge towards them with the weapons.

"Who told you two to provoke the pufferfish? Pufferfish swell up when provoked, that's common sense." Chen Li had no sympathy for Houraisan Kaguya and the little black tower, but was more concerned about his own entry.

The entry for "Heaven's Lost Property" is being extracted.

[Progress]: 6/5

This progress proves that six days have passed since Chen Li woke up every morning to be troubled by the impending doomsday crisis, and each time it brings Chen Li a new surprise.

This time, the new surprise is... a withered monkey's hand with the entries for "God", "Wish", "Twisted" and "Hand".

What's rather strange is that this monkey's hand only has three knuckles.

When Chen Li woke up in the morning and saw a claw crawling around on the floor of his room, he instantly became alert.

Looking at the description, Chen Li could roughly guess what type of item it was.

However, Chen Li accepted everything. As long as something came into his hands, regardless of its effects or side effects, as long as the entry was valuable, it would inevitably be dismantled by Chen Li.

Side effects are also a function.