"How do you have so many schemes?"
"Forget all that nonsense. Come on, everyone, follow me!"
"..."
When Su Chang saw Chen Li change his clothes and sit at a stall that treated kidney deficiency, with Bai Lu, a dragon girl holding medicine, sitting next to him and looking at her and Gui Naifen with expectant eyes, Su Chang knew she was in trouble.
I'm afraid I won't survive this ordeal!
"Don't worry, Miss Su Chang, if you're going to perform breaking a boulder on your chest, it shouldn't be a big problem, because the people of the Immortal Ship are all very strong. And I'll be right here with you, so nothing will happen." Upon hearing that the two of them were going to perform breaking a boulder on their chest, Bai Lu, who had been somewhat bored, instantly perked up.
Su Chang, please have faith in your self-healing abilities as a member of the Immortal Ship.
Humans do have limits, but the people of the Celestial Ship do not.
Super Beasts can feel pain, but the Immortal Boat People... well, they definitely can.
"Uh... I... I'll even perform breaking a boulder on my chest!" Su Chang thought gritted her teeth, realizing she was already being held up here.
"Really?"
“But I have a request.” Su Chang put her hands on her hips.
"any request?"
“You be the boulder,” Su Chang said, pointing at Chen Li.
I can't be the only one who's unlucky!
I'm willing to take the fall, but someone has to be worse off than me!
"what?"
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Chapter 119 Dragon Master Tao Ran's Invitation to Collaborate
"Cough cough... Chen Li, why are you so hard?" Su Chang clutched her chest, feeling a little breathless.
"I was just about to say, how come you're so tough?" Chen Li complained, having been hit by the hammer.
The biggest difference between the white dress of the Collapsed Iron and the white dress of the Collapsed is that the white dress of the Collapsed is called "magnanimous and tolerant", while the white dress of the Collapsed Iron fits Chen Li's stereotype of a young girl.
"You! Cough cough, Dragon Girl, I feel like I'm going to die, please heal me quickly."
"Oh, it's coming."
Compared to Chen Li, who actually took a hit, it was Su Chang, who was underneath, who was hit quite hard.
Because Chen Li has a circle of friends, and they are as hard as a boulder, the kind that can't be broken.
Su Chang's attempt to drag Chen Li down with her was clearly a miscalculation.
"How are you feeling?" Chen Li approached Gui Naifen, who was drinking one cup of milk tea and then throwing the other away.
"Thank you," Gui Naifen said, somewhat disappointed but also with a lingering sense of satisfaction.
Although it doesn't feel good to have my defenses breached by my mother, it's still better than not having a mother at all.
Chen Li watched as Gui Naifen's figure turned into dust and disappeared after she sincerely repented and vowed never to waste food again, but he hesitated to speak.
The punishment from a mother will manifest as a person's mother. Theoretically, this figure cannot be seen by anyone except the person being punished, but Chen Li, the blacksmith, is clearly an exception.
Now, Gui Naifen is wondering if she can ask her mother not to say anything that might upset her when she sees her next time.
Or if I just wear an earplug, the other person can't hurt me, so I don't have to break down and I can still see my mom, right?
I, Gui Naifen, am simply a genius!
Chen Li wondered if Gui Naifen was maliciously exploiting bugs.
You can even find the bugs in artifacts; you're even better than me, an artifact forger.
"As a token of my gratitude, I would like to give you a very special autograph," Gui Naifen said to Chen Li after a long pause.
"What signature?"
"You'll find out soon enough, but can I still use this tablecloth next time? I can still perform the chest-breaking boulder act for you again."
"no!"
These words were not spoken by Chen Li, but by Su Chang.
“I also have other special skills, such as catching bullets with my bare hands and eating noodles while upside down,” Gui Naifen said, hands on her hips.
"Really? I want to see someone catch a bullet with their bare hands." Chen Li nodded repeatedly.
Chen Li really wanted to see someone catch a bullet with their bare hands.
“Great, then next time you’ll perform eating noodles upside down!” But Gui Naifen seemed completely obedient.
It seems that Gui Naifen is quite afraid of death.
"So you're just here to freeload, huh? Fine, if you want to borrow any of these rare items, feel free to come find me anytime, as long as you can find me." Chen Li said as he gifted Gui Naifen a WeChat Moments terminal.
Although Gui Naifen's combat strength is not high, as a ranked player character, she is qualified to become one of Chen Li's bonds.
Gui Naifen had just provided herself with nearly 50 star stones, so using five star stones to manufacture a terminal would not be a loss at all.
Su Chang wouldn't lose money, so Chen Li also gave her a WeChat Moments terminal.
However, both of them used ordinary mobile phones, not virtual panels.
Chen Li did it on purpose.
Want to get the VIP virtual panel?
Then we'll have to upgrade it gradually.
This was also a decision Chen Li made to encourage spending among his friends on WeChat Moments.
However, at present, Gui Naifen and Su Chang can only add each other as friends by adding WeChat Moments accounts, and cannot add each other to the Qiwu group.
Because Chen Liqi's identity as a blacksmith has not yet been revealed in the game.
In other words, Gui Naifen and Su Chang can be considered as Chen Lixin's backup options.
The more backup options you have, the better.
"Is this the nickname you gave me? Is it because I'm a backup plan?" After adding Chen Li as a friend on WeChat Moments and sending him a message, Gui Naifen was lost in thought after discovering the special nickname Chen Li had given her on his phone.
"So what does 'backup plan' mean?" Su Chang poked her head out and asked, puzzled.
"I don't know." Gui Naifen shook her head blankly.
"On other planets, cars have tires, and if even one of the four tires blows out, the car won't run properly. That's when you need a spare tire. Spare tires are usually kept in the trunk, and their purpose is to ensure that a tire can be replaced promptly if it's damaged. So, a spare tire is like a friend who can help you in a critical moment," Chen Li explained earnestly.
"Oh, so our relationship has become this good? Here, this is my autographed gift for you. You're welcome. We'll be going now." After handing the special autograph to Chen Li, Gui Naifen pulled Su Chang away.
Chen Li, meanwhile, stared into thought at the gong in his hand bearing Gui Naifen's signature.
Chen Li thought Gui Naifen was going to give him black stockings or leg rings with Gui Naifen's name on them. Oh well, what a disappointment.
"Is Gui Naifen exchanging her own livelihood for yours?" Bai Lu complained from the side.
"Maybe... Speaking of which, could you hurry up? I'm really pressed for time." Chen Li turned to the planner next to him and said.
"..." The Ether Front mini-game ad planner gave Chen Li a resentful look.
"So I've been wondering who this person next to you is? He seems to have been following you for a long time." Bai Lu looked at the game planner with a puzzled expression.
In fact, the game planner was right next to Chen Li while he was doing the "Don't Cry" challenge, and then he gave up and watched the ad.
Although this might draw criticism for his overly abstract behavior, there's an even more abstract "Don't Cry" challenge, so it's perfectly fine.
Thanks to the game planner's efforts, Chen Li should be able to successfully obtain the "Advertisement" entry in about two hours.
“He’s a good-for-nothing, baby. Never be like him in the future,” Chen Li said, patting Bai Lu on the shoulder.
"Do you believe I'll quit right now?" the planner finally snapped.
"Do you believe I'll expose you on the Ethereum online forum right now?" Chen Li remained completely calm.
"Gulp!" The planner instantly conceded defeat.
Chen Li felt absolutely no pity for this kind of advertising that included a feature that would immediately redirect users to the app store to download the app whenever their eyes moved.
That's really despicable.
"Speaking of which, I've always felt that Chen Li, you're always doing nothing. Are you really that free?" Bai Lu said, puzzled.
"Enjoy your pastries properly, or your mother will scold you if you waste them," Chen Li said casually.
"I don't have a mother."
"Then you'd better watch out, your past life might pop out and curse you."
"Hmm, that sounds like a really interesting thing."
"Holy crap, don't do anything reckless!" Chen Li was completely stunned when he saw Bai Lu throw the pastries on the ground after hearing what she said.
Even though Chen Li was well-traveled and experienced from doing the "Don't Cry" challenge with this tablecloth, he had never seen Bai Lu in this situation before.
And wasn't Bai Lu's predecessor Bai Heng?
Chen Li wanted to stop it, but it was too late, because the pastries had already hit the ground and the food had been wasted.
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