"I didn't expect a delinquent to have so many gold coins. Is that reasonable?" Chen Li looked at the large wad of banknotes in his hand, puzzled.
"Damn it, is my path to becoming a delinquent going to end like this?" The blond-haired boy, who had handed over all his money after being flicked on the head by Chen Li and knocked unconscious, angrily slumped to the ground.
"Young master, since we've failed, we can only go home obediently," a delinquent with dyed red hair said to the leader of the delinquents.
"No, I don't want to go back, I don't want to go back to inherit my family's three factories, five office buildings, and seven apartments..." the leader of the delinquents wailed.
After listening for a while, Chen Li finally understood what was going on. He then punched the other man twice, knocking him to his knees and handing him over to his underlings.
This guy's words sound so infuriating.
"Alright, let's go. We have money now," Chen Li said, finding Medusa again.
"What do you need the money for?" Medusa asked, puzzled.
"Buy snake meat."
"Ugh?"
"But before that, to ensure everything goes smoothly, let's roll the dice again!" Chen Li said as he rolled the pleasure dice once more.
【1】
"..." Chen Li was instantly devastated upon seeing this score.
Sure enough, that damn die was waiting for me to roll a big one!
Based on Chen Li's current experience, without gambling with others, the lower the point thrown (below 10), the more unlucky he will be. And a single point (1) is even more devastating.
But okay...
Chen Li squatted down and extended his finger, moving the dice before the result was fully determined.
【11】
"I hope things will go smoothly from here on out," Chen Li sighed.
This time, when Chen Li used the Pleasure Dice, he considered his inability to obtain enough forging materials in this world as his problem.
Perhaps Chen Li wanted too much, which is why he was so unlucky.
Chen Li glanced at the cooldown of the Miracle Card 【Then I Ask You】 and decided to use his next questioning opportunity on the Pleasure Dice.
"Evil God, what are you doing here?" Just as Medusa was about to take Chen Li to the Little Evil God's house, she ran into the Little Evil God on the way.
Chen Li felt a little strange seeing this evil god in real life for the first time.
The upper body is that of a cute girl, and the lower body is that of a snake. She walks on the road with her green tail, and has two light blue bow hair accessories on her head. Most importantly, she is not wearing any clothes.
However, the two strands of golden hair hanging in front of the little evil god could perfectly cover certain parts of the other party, allowing the anime that would not have passed the censorship to pass successfully.
While watching the anime, Chen Li thought the little evil god was a natural comedic character, but when he met him in real life, he always felt that this evil god still had some charm.
Chen Li shook his head, trying to clear these thoughts from his mind.
I was probably really hungry.
Oh, that's so strange.
Humans cannot... or at least should not...
"Oh, Lily asked me to buy Polar Bear Almond Tofu." The little evil god shook the plastic bag in his hand, which contained a box of tofu and a scallion.
"On the contrary, Medusa, speaking of which, where's your paper bag?" The little evil god darted directly in front of Medusa, sizing her up.
Because of Medusa's racial abilities, when she was in the human world, she always carried paper bags to prevent herself from petrifying others.
Although the petrified person will be freed from petrification after a period of time.
“It’s these glasses. They’re a rare artifact that can be used to suppress the eyes of ordinary people that can petrify them,” Medusa explained.
"What is this? This is amazing! Does it mean we won't need paper bags anymore and can move around freely in the human world? Can I borrow it and play with it?" Jashin-chan asked curiously.
"Wait a minute, I'm still here. Can you consider my feelings?" Chen Li reminded him, raising his hand.
"Hmm, who are you?" At this moment, the little evil god seemed to have just noticed Chen Li, who had been standing right next to him all along.
“The artifact forger, the one who forged these glasses for her, is here to help her test them out. They seem to work very well so far, but don’t touch them now, I can’t stand being petrified,” Chen Li said.
Although Chen Li's Gourmet Cells can increase his resistance to various abilities, he doesn't have much resistance to petrification yet.
"Oh, a craftsman, right? Then can you forge a magical item for me that guarantees I'll win the new fruit-themed mango figurine from the arcade?" the little evil god asked with great interest.
“Yes, but it’s unnecessary. If you want to draw something, you only need to use this.” Chen Li tossed the Pleasure Dice.
"what is this?"
"It's a highly random item. As long as you use this item and the number you roll is greater than 10, you can successfully solve the problem you're currently facing, such as the trouble of not being able to draw a new fruit figurine," Chen Li explained.
"That sounds interesting, how about you give it to me?"
"Obviously not." Chen Li shrugged.
"Tch, stingy." The little evil god curled his lip.
Chen Li wasn't angry, after all, that little evil god was inherently despicable. Getting angry with her meant you lost.
"Never mind, I'm going home," the little evil god said, carrying the bag.
“Let’s go together then. It seems that this Chen Li also wants to visit Miss Baiheling,” Medusa said.
"Did you bring a gift?" The little evil god looked Chen Li up and down.
"Don't worry, Miss Lily will be satisfied with my gift package," Chen Li said.
"What about mine?"
"No."
"whispering sound."
Chen Li still didn't intend to get angry with the little evil god, after all, she was going to be in trouble soon.
Just as Chen Li had expected, as the three of them walked towards Bai Heling's house, just after turning a corner, a spiked club struck the little evil god directly in the abdomen, sending him flying and scattering his belongings all over the ground.
"Jashin-chan, are you alright?" Medusa ran over with concern, while Chen Li looked at the person who attacked Little Jashin.
A blonde girl with an angelic halo above her head wields a huge spiked club.
Chen Li remembered this angel; his name was Poporon.
Poporon can be described as an angel of rather poor character. In order to continue the position of his predecessor who was unable to use his power due to the loss of his angelic halo and was wandering in the human world, he wanted to continue to command the apprentice angels to act arrogantly and thus descend to the mortal world to get rid of his predecessor.
"How was it? The power of the Sword of Light. You tricked me before, Potato." Poporon said in a displeased tone.
"Potato, I'm not a potato, I'm Evil God Sauce! Who are you anyway?" the little evil god roared.
"That angel Popolom, whom you picked up and threw into the sea!"
"Is that so?" The little evil god's brain cells were being wasted like crazy, but he still couldn't remember it.
"You better remember this!" Poporon said angrily, stomping on the things that the little evil god had dropped.
"Lily asked me to buy the polar bear almond tofu! What did you make?" Seeing the tofu he bought trampled to pieces, the little evil god turned ashen.
The thought of Yuri Rin's outbursts upon seeing him return empty-handed terribly horrified the little evil god.
"What does this have to do with me?" Popolo curled his lip.
"What did you say?" The little evil god was furious.
"I'm here today to tell you that angels will never be defeated by demons. You demons are just an eyesore. You're a worthless, inferior race. Can you just disappear?"
"It will not disappear."
"disappear."
"It will never disappear!"
"This is infuriating! Just die!" Poporon angrily raised his spiked club and smashed it down on the little evil god.
Then, under Medusa's worried gaze, the little evil god directly disarmed the blade with his bare hands.
"How could this happen? Why? Are you alright? That spike seems to have gone very deep." Looking at the spike of the mace that had pierced through the little evil god's palm, Poporon felt the pain.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" The little evil god frantically shook his hands.
"What's this? Are you an idiot?" Poporon mocked without any politeness.
"You actually underestimate demons. Who do you think you are, some kind of angel?" The enraged little evil god stood up, quickly approached, and grabbed the angelic halo above Poporon's head.
Poporon was completely stunned when he saw that his angelic halo had been taken away.
The little evil god, however, was determined to put the halo into his mouth.
"Wait, don't eat it." Chen Li, who had been watching the show for a while, quickly said.
"Who do you think you are?" the little evil god said rudely.
"I'll pay 10 yen for this halo."
"make a deal."
"You, you two! Stop!" Seeing the two sides trading their angelic halos without a care in the world, Poporon trembled with rage.
"Who do you think you are? Without the angelic halo, you angels shouldn't be able to use your powers, right?" Chen Li repeated what the little evil god had said to him to Poporon.
"Uh." Poporon paused for a moment, suddenly realizing what had happened.
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