My chuunibyou self: All my fantasies have come true

The customer service representative bit her lip, trying hard to suppress her laughter.

Lu Jing: "The captain of the Night Watch, the only one of its kind in the world, the nemesis of evil, the embodiment of justice..."

Customer service: "Sorry, please wait a moment."

Soon, laughter came from the other end of the phone from the customer service representative.

"Hahaha!! Let me tell you, I've met an absolute gem, a truly exceptional one."

Lu Jing said in a deep voice, "Please hurry up, or the world might be destroyed because of this."

customer service:..........

Chapter 141 You've Touched My Weak Point

2025-03-23 ​​16:52:16 Author: Wukong Who Can Eat

"Holy crap! This kid's really rich, he just gave me five million like that."

The supervisor was beaming with excitement; this month's performance targets were in the bag.

The pockmarked man was also beaming with joy, never expecting that he could steal such a large sum of money from a casually hacked account.

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"This poor guy doesn't even have a basic QQ membership, who would have thought he'd spend five million like that?"

"Maybe his friend is rich. The account owner must be no ordinary person to be able to associate with such wealthy people!" the manager said.

"Manager, we...we won't be in trouble, will we?" the pockmarked man suddenly asked.

Someone who spends five million in one go is probably not from an ordinary family.

Ordinary people don't usually spend five million.

"Trouble? What trouble?"

The supervisor gave a cold laugh.

The entire area outside the park was guarded by armed security personnel, and the warlord who controlled this territory was the manager's second uncle.

Who is he afraid of?

It's no exaggeration to say that it's common for a few people to die here.

"........."

Jiangnan City.

"I've already filled it out."

"I'm sorry, we need more time to review this."

"About how long? About a week."

"A week!? Do you know that the world could be destroyed in a week? I'm not kidding. You think you can just temporarily ban my account like that?"

"Sorry, not at the moment. We need a full review."

Lu Jing scratched his head vigorously. "Isn't there any other way?"

"Nothing."

"Alright then, but I need to remind you that you must not mention what I told you today to anyone else, otherwise you might be in danger of being killed."

customer service:..........

The customer service representative's voice came from the other end of the phone, "Hahaha~ Let me tell you, this person is really something else... Did a donkey kick their brain?"

After hanging up the phone, Lu Jing lay helplessly on the bed.

Can you believe that someone like you, who commands such a massive organization, had their QQ account hacked?!

Just then, the phone rang.

Lu Jing's account was hacked, so he logged into a secondary account at this time.

My secondary account only has one friend, and that's my main account.

[I've been hit by a truck, please send me five million, thank you, it's an emergency!]

Lu Jing: (⊙o⊙)…

"Scammer, give me back my account right now!!"

The manager smirked, "Brother, I did put in some skill, you think you can get your account back without spending some money?"

Lu Jing hesitated for a moment, then said, "Fine, I'll spend some money then."

Once the other party sees my QQ number, they'll probably think it belongs to some immature teenager and there's nothing to gain from it.

"Okay! As long as you give me back the account."

At that moment, the supervisor in the park nodded.

Could there be some untold secret hidden in this account?

How much money do you want?

"Then let's do it this way, two hundred."

The supervisor felt that they couldn't ask for too many at once, so they waited until the other party had paid two million before asking for another five hundred.

If the other party can afford two million, they can afford five million.

It's out! It's out!!

Lu Jing: "One hundred and fifty, two hundred is too expensive."

"Row!"

The supervisor did not hesitate.

No matter how much money they make, I won't give the account back to them.

After a while, the supervisor checked the account.

Did you call?

"It's over," Lu Jing said, rather annoyed. "One hundred and fifty silver dollars!"

He only gets ten yuan a day as pocket money, so it would take him fifteen days to save up.

The supervisor glanced at the account balance again. Nothing had changed.

"Are you kidding me? Do you even want your account back?!"

Lu Jing sent the transfer record directly to the other party.

One hundred and fifty... dollars!

The supervisor took a deep breath; the other party was indeed playing him.

"You'll never get your account in this lifetime!"

"Scammer! Give me back my account!"

Lu Jing was furious; he had even lost 150 yuan!

Supervisor: "Idiot! If you've got the guts, come to Boda and beat me up."

"You have crossed my line."

Supervisor: "Hahaha, you idiot!"

Lu Jing gritted his teeth.

What should I do? Contact Qilin?

How should I put it? I should say my QQ account was hacked and ask the other party to help me get it back.

This is so unlucky; it doesn't suit his identity as the captain of the Night's Watch at all.

Lu Jing suddenly remembered something and picked up the Boshan incense burner.

..............

The southern border of China is home to the Kingdom of Boda.

Ostrich the Night Watchman.

The Classic of Mountains and Seas records that on Mount Tangqiao there is a beast that has the body of a rat and purple wings, and is called the Ostrich Rat.

It is weak by nature, and when it encounters an enemy, it covers its head with its wings. If it is seen, there will be plenty of soup and food in the area.

It means that it is shaped like a mouse, has purple feathered wings, and is called an ostrich.

They are timid by nature and will cover their faces with their wings when encountering enemies. Wherever they appear, there will be delicious food.

When Lu Jing was setting it up, the ostrich could be classified as the weakest.

"Boss, I've sent you the photo of the Buddha Mother."

The ostrich nodded. "This Buddha Mother really does look strange!"

"I heard that everyone who saw the other person's photo died," a teammate said.