Through the Window: Lin Luoxue's Lazy Cousin

Some freshmen came to stroll around the playground and saw three clubs recruiting new members.

Freshman A arrived in front of the three clubs.

I glanced left and right.

Walking Club.

The two of them had blank expressions, clearly indicating that they weren't interested.

Tea ceremony club.

The three of them weren't dazed anymore, but they got excited as soon as they saw people, which was very low-class.

This board game club is still the best.

There's also a cute girl.

Having made up his mind, he approached Li Shuci and said, "Hello, senior, I'd like to join the board game club."

I noticed that someone chose the board game club.

Bi Shisan, Lu Qiaochuan, and the others looked on with envy.

They are now close to becoming third from last.

It's gone another step further.

...

I saw someone coming.

Li Shuci smiled and handed over a piece of paper.

"Let's fill out the application form first," Li Shuci said, taking the opportunity to ask, "Why do you want to join our board game club?"

"Because the senior is pretty."

"Thank you." After laughing, Li Shuci said seriously, "But I have a boyfriend, it's him."

Freshman A's hand froze.

She stopped writing, looked up and said, "Excuse me, senior, we forgot to turn off the gas in our dorm. I'll head back now."

Whoosh! ~

Freshman A ran off in a flash.

As Lu Qiaochuan watched the man's departing figure, he sighed, "The world record for the 100-meter dash is nothing more than this."

Li Shuci asked, somewhat aggrieved, "Did I say something wrong?"

“No.” Zhong Bai lowered his head. “You did the right thing. We shouldn’t let guys with ulterior motives in.”

“That’s very well said,” Bi Shisan said, fanning himself. “Even if he came here to register, I would tell him to get lost without hesitation.”

Li Shuci nodded: "Okay, I'll just say it directly next time!"

...

New student B walked in carrying a clapper.

"Senior, are you recruiting? I can do clapper talk."

Li Shuci: "I have a boyfriend, it's him."

Freshman B looked around and walked up to the walking club: "Senior, are you recruiting? I can do clapper talk."

Bi Shisan waved his hand without saying a word.

Anjie pushed up her glasses and said coldly, "Our president told you to get lost."

"Tch! What a lousy club, recruiting on the playground and they don't even want anyone who comes."

Before leaving.

I passed by a tea house.

Looking into the three longing eyes inside.

He spat and left.

"What?!" Ren Yifan exclaimed in surprise, "This guy was chased away by them, why is he taking it out on us?"

Lu Qiaochuan nodded: "They probably feel that we're in cahoots."

Zhong Bai glanced at the three clubs and chuckled, "Don't say 313, they really are similar, they're all pretty pathetic."

"The reason why some clubs are so desolate is because the girls have boyfriends."

Ren Yifan looked at Lu and Bai and said, "The reason why some clubs are so miserable is simply because they were already miserable to begin with."

“That’s right.” Bi Shisan looked at them: “Why don’t you join our walking club? That way we’ll have five people.”

"It can easily surpass the board game club and become the second largest club in the school."

Lu Qiaochuan's lips twitched: "Thirteen, don't you think that saying it like this makes us seem even more pathetic?"

Why should the person who is last make things difficult for the person who is second to last?

"Sigh..." Ren Yifan leaned back in his chair. "Let's wait and see. It seems my wish to surpass the third-to-last place this year is going to be in vain."

...

"Go Club! Go Club is recruiting! No fluff, pretty girls preferred!"

"Our gym is recruiting! Want to make your figure more attractive? Join our gym and we'll create a fitness program tailored to your needs, making you a goddess (or god)!! Come and check it out!!"

"Our comic book club is recruiting! We were reorganized last year because of something, but we still have a lot of content. Come join us!"

People around were shouting like street vendors on the roadside.

Many people were even handing out brochures on the streets.

Liang Shuang and her group attracted a lot of attention as they walked down the street.

He quickly became the object of everyone's courtship.

"Beautiful ladies, come to our magic club! We teach lots of magic tricks every day, so you won't get fooled by those young boys."

"Magic? I prefer magic." Ye Muqi pouted and shook her head: "Forget it, I'm not interested."

Senior A wasn't embarrassed when he heard this.

Take out a deck of cards and start shuffling.

"Perhaps you'll change your mind after seeing my magic trick?"

"Really?" Xia Xingchen smiled and said, "Then please give us a demonstration, senior."

Senior A spread out the shuffled cards.

Divide the cards in half from the middle, and lift up the top one so they can see it.

Look closely at this card!

"See clearly."

Senior A quickly flipped the card over and glanced at it.

Cover it back up immediately.

He calmly said, "The card you just played was the 7 of Diamonds, am I right?"

The girls: "..."

Senior A said with great pride, "I told you, our magic is very mysterious, it's normal that you don't understand it. As long as you join our magic club, you can unravel the mystery..."

Hey hey hey~ I don't like this, I have other magic tricks, (cdeh) don't go~"

...

The group walked around in a circle.

The clubs are all quite interesting.

But I didn't find many normal people.

The people there are all strange; it feels like they'll say anything to recruit new members.

Ye Muqi pouted and sighed, "I want to join the alien club, but I can't find it anywhere!"

The other three exchanged glances.

Xia Xingchen gave a wry smile: "How could there be such an extravagant club? Let's look again."

"Wait a minute~ Did I just hear someone trying to find an alien society?"

In the green belt next to it.

A boy dressed in green, covered in leaves, ran out and crouched down, looking around.

It felt like they were hiding from something.

"Yes! I want to know about aliens!" Ye Muqi's eyes lit up as she squatted down next to him to examine the objects together, and whispered, "Senior, are you hiding from aliens?"

"Hmm!" Senior B nodded emphatically, "It seems you do have a lot of talent!"

"Not long ago, I successfully made contact with aliens through cultivating my spiritual power. They told me that they would land at the school within the next month, and I am looking for companions."