Through the Window: Lin Luoxue's Lazy Cousin

He sped up his eating.

They are determined to compete for second place.

"Heh, boys are just so childish." Zhong Bai chuckled as he watched the three of them compete in silence.

"Aren't there five people in your dorm? Where's Hao-ge and Bi Shisan?"

Lu Qiaochuan: "Ugh~ Ugh~"

Zhong Bai glared at him: "Let's eat first and then talk!"

“Bi Shisan didn’t come back last night, and as for Hao Ge… he’s catching up on sleep,” Su Chen replied directly.

Zhong Bai's eyes lit up: "Lin Luoxue from our dorm didn't come back last night either, do you think it's possible~"

"Cough cough cough!!" Lu Qiaochuan almost couldn't swallow the last mouthful, and quickly drank a sip of soup to smooth it down.

"What are you saying!" Lu Qiaochuan winked, indicating that Su Chen was still there.

"Are you alright? Did you choke?" Zhong Bai handed over a tissue. "What happened? Did you choke? And your eyes feel uncomfortable?"

Lu Qiaochuan rolled his eyes: "I'm fine, just bored."

Zhong Bai continued, "Don't you guys think, maybe, um?~"

"This kind of question is better left for a late-night chat." Lu Qiaochuan didn't want to continue arguing about this issue.

"What? Are you sad because you know your goddess didn't come home all night?" Zhong Bai obviously still remembered Lu Qiaochuan's infatuated look yesterday.

"Tell me, how come someone like Zhong Bai, who can stick to one theme no matter how far the topic goes, gets such low scores on his essays?"

Xiao Haiyang: "Why did you use the second person just now?"

Su Chen covered her face and said, "He probably just revealed his true feelings."

"I always feel like you're secretly cursing me in your heart!" Zhong Bai exploded.

"I can't say it's always been like this, but at most 30% of the time it's just people complaining about you." Lu Qiaochuan blurted out his true feelings again without realizing it.

Xiao Haiyang followed Su Chen's example and covered his face with his hands, not wanting to see the cruel scene that was about to unfold.

When the world returns to peace.

Lu Qiaochuan's hair has returned to its bird's nest shape.

"This time it's better; at least you don't have to keep covering yourself with your hands, and...it even makes you look taller!"

Xiao Haiyang turned his head: "Su Chen, your sister hasn't returned to the dormitory all night. Aren't you afraid something might happen to her?"

"Heh, scared?" Su Chen rolled his eyes. "Am I afraid she'll sell someone out?"

After saying this, fearing they might misunderstand, he explained, "Don't worry, Luo Xue is a very shrewd person."

"Even if you combined the intelligence of ten Lu Qiaochuans, it wouldn't be enough for her to handle. You can rest assured."

"Hey, why are you using me as a unit of measurement?!"

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The group finished their meal with great satisfaction.

Everyone's mental state has improved significantly.

Even Xiao Haiyang's dark circles under his eyes were noticeably less pronounced.

"It feels so good after eating! It's like I've been reborn!"

"Really?" Lu Qiaochuan stared at him blankly, his hair a mess.

"Uh... that's just you being cheeky, it has nothing to do with eating~"

Su Chen stretched and said, "Waiter, the bill, and another bowl of clear broth shredded pork noodles, to go."

"Less scallions, more vegetables!" Zhong Bai called out from the side.

"It's on me today," Li Shuci said, taking out her wallet.

“How can we let a girl pay when we’re out to eat together?” Su Chen smiled and went straight to the counter.

After all, he still had several thousand yuan in his account.

There's no need to go to the bank for this money; just spend it directly if you can.

Li Shuci stared blankly at Su Chen's retreating figure, slightly lost in thought.

Suddenly I was bumped by someone from the side.

"What's wrong? Is our little sister Li smitten?" Zhong Bai teased from the side.

"No~" Li Shuci's cheeks flushed: "I was just wondering how he manages to maintain good relationships with his classmates while getting such good grades."

Xiao Haiyang and Lu Qiaochuan exchanged a glance.

This question is incompatible with their birth charts, so there's no way to answer it.

Zhong Bai stared wide-eyed, his mouth agape.

I can't answer that either.

The three exchanged a glance and said in unison, "This guy is a freak; don't compare yourself to him."

...

in the dormitory.

Are you sure you don't want to fix your hair?

"Let it stay like this for now. Its presence will remind me for a while longer that 'don't talk while eating or sleeping' is a truism..." Lu Qiaochuan responded to Su Chen's words and put the food he brought back on the table.

"Brother Hao, get up and eat!"

"No~ I'm not hungry~ Aren't you all annoyed with me~" Yu Hao turned over so they wouldn't see the tears in the corners of his eyes.

"Once upon a time, there was a shepherd boy who, when he wasn't eating, would shout 'Wolf!' at the villagers, but the wolf never came."

Xiao Haiyang: "Are you... telling a fable?"

"The next day, the child still refused to eat and shouted 'Wolf!' at the villagers, but the wolf still didn't come."

Xiao Haiyang: "Why are you emphasizing not eating?"

"On the third day, the child still refused to eat and shouted 'Wolf!' at the villagers, but the wolf still didn't come."

Xiao Haiyang: "Look, you emphasized it again!"

Su Chen sat to the side, watching the few lively characters and couldn't help but chuckle.

Xiao Haiyang is the perfect straight man in this story.

quite funny.

On the fourth day of Bi Shisan's fable.

Yu Hao has already started sleeping on the lower bunk.

What lesson does this fable teach us?

Xiao Haiyang thought for a while and asked in confusion, "Will liars be eaten by wolves?"

“No, it’s people who don’t eat who will die,” Su Chen replied from the side.

Bi Shisan raised his left eyebrow and looked at Su Chen: "Correct."

"Holy crap!" X3

"How did you come up with this?"

Xiao Haiyang, Lu Qiaochuan, and Yu Hao stared at Su Chen as if he were a ghost.

"When listening to a story, you need to listen to the sound and grasp what's unique about it; that's what the story is trying to express."

"That's right, it seems your social skills must be excellent," Bi Shisan praised expressionlessly from the side. "Just like mine~"

"Huh?" Xiao Haiyang and the other two looked at Bi Shisan with uncertainty in their eyes.

Such words.

How could you even say that?

Bi Shisan ignored the stares and went to Su Chen's side.

Extend your right hand.

"Hello, my name is Bi Shisan. Shisan means..."

“I know, the number thirteen.” Su Chen grasped it directly; he didn’t want to hear it again.

"My name is Su Chen. I introduced myself earlier yesterday, so you might not have heard me. Su is the Su of Su Shi, and Chen is the Chen of Chen Guang."