Through the Window: Lin Luoxue's Lazy Cousin

No one wanted to get out of bed; they just stayed in bed to conserve their energy.

"Aren't we going to starve to death if we just keep going like this?" Yu Hao asked worriedly. "What if we die before anyone even notices, and we just rot in the dorm?"

"Waaaaah~ I don't want to rot, that's too ugly~"

Xiao Haiyang: "Brother Hao, you should save your energy. This way, at least you'll rot a little longer."

Su Chen: "The maximum human lifespan seems to be thirty days when there is only fresh water and no food. I think we can give it a try."

Bi Shisan: "That's right, so we won't smell bad."

"Aren't you tired?" Lu Qiaochuan swallowed hard. "If I had known, I wouldn't have eaten those two baskets of steamed buns last night. I would have just had peanuts instead. That way, we could have felt fuller and gotten some energy."

Bi Shisan: "Peanuts contain a lot of fat, which can help us last longer."

"Sigh~" X4.

Buzz buzz buzz! ~

Buzz buzz buzz! ~

Lu Qiaochuan: "Whose phone is vibrating? Take a look. If it's not yours, I'll take it."

Xiao Haiyang: "It's not mine, it's the ringtone."

Yu Hao: "It's not mine either. Mine is the one with vibration and ringtone."

Bi Shisan: "It's not mine."

Su Chen raised his phone, saw the notification light flashing again, and said, "It's mine, you don't need to take your phone."

Lu Qiaochuan: "Okay."

Su Chen opened his phone and saw the message from Lin Luoxue.

[Lin Luoxue: Are you out of money for food? Call everyone from your dorm over, let's have a meal together!]

Su Chen suddenly stood up: "Quick, quick, get up! Luo Xue's dorm is treating our dorm to a meal!"

The dormitory suddenly fell silent.

Then everyone got out of bed like Superman, changed their shoes, and stood in two rows at the dormitory door.

He said to Su Chen, "Please~~~"

Wait until the dormitory door is closed again.

I vaguely heard a sound.

"I want pork and cabbage dumplings!" (Spoon)

082: What are you doing? Are you cosplaying Counter-Strike? (Thanks for subscribing!)

Off-campus restaurant.

Ten people were sitting in the private room.

During the dinner gatherings in the two dorm rooms, an unexpected yet perfectly logical person joined in.

That's Ren Yifan.

It's the end of the month.

His vault was also empty.

Without Zhongbai's relief, he might have gone hungry until tonight.

As soon as I sat down.

Yu Hao took the initiative to order: "Two bowls of clear broth noodles with shredded pork, plus four servings of meat!"

Bi Shisan didn't even look at the menu: "One order of pork and cabbage dumplings, and one order of beef and carrot dumplings."

Xiao Haiyang: "One serving of fried noodles, and one serving of fried rice, please."

Lu Qiaochuan: "Give me a potato and beef brisket rice bowl, another potato and beef brisket fried rice, and another potato and beef brisket and a bowl of rice!"

Ren Yifan was about to order food, but then he heard what they were saying.

Instead, he put down the menu he was holding.

Su Chen calmly looked at the menu.

After the waiter finished recording all the dishes, he looked at Su Chen and asked, "Sir, what would you like to eat?"

Su Chen: "X2".

waiter:? ? ?

Lin Luoxue smiled and said, "Just bring two portions of each of the dishes we just ordered."

"Students, we are all students after all, and we should still promote the 'Clean Plate Campaign,' so you..." The waiter's meaning was clear.

The school doesn't have a refrigerator. Why order so much food?

If you can't finish it, it will likely go to waste.

“It’s okay, look, there are ten of us here.” Su Chen pointed at Lin Luoxue: “Don’t let her thin appearance fool you, she’s probably very well-fed. What we ordered might not even be enough for her.”

"Um... okay then." The waiter didn't dwell on it and left with his notebook.

"Cousin~ Although we're treating your dorm to dinner today, that doesn't mean you can badmouth me outside, okay?"

Lin Luoxue stood up and turned around: "Do I look like I can eat a lot?"

Ren Yifan: "Wow~"

Xiao Haiyang: "No, she's very slim."

Lu Qiaochuan: "Goddess, you're not fat at all."

Bi Shisan gave a thumbs up: "Great figure, doesn't get fat no matter how much you eat."

Yu Hao: "Little sister, you're the best. Don't pay any attention to this guy who has absolutely no sense of aesthetics."

Su Chen: ? ? ?

"You say I have no sense of aesthetics? Believe me, I'll take my clothes off right here and now?"

As soon as the words were spoken.

The other nine people all took out their phones.

Ren Yifan had even turned on the flash.

We're just waiting for Su Chen to make his move.

Su Chen: "..."

"Forget it, exposing myself in public would damage the school's reputation."

"Just bear with it. Money talks." Ren Yifan put away his phone and glanced at the girl opposite him: "Today, they are God. You can't expect these animals to deal with them."

Su Chen naturally didn't expect his dorm mates to help him.

I just didn't expect the betrayal to be so complete.

There wasn't even the slightest bit of lingering affection.

Speaking of clothes, Su Chen suddenly said, "I rented the clothes for one day. After the masquerade ball tonight, I'll have Brother Hao take you guys out to take some photos tomorrow."

"Otherwise, it would be a huge waste of money."

When the topic of spending money came up, Gu Yixin couldn't help but chime in.

"Are you just wasting your money? Everyone knows that the clothes from the Ancient Style Society are made of good materials and are beautiful, but the rental price of almost every piece is 30% higher than outside. Wouldn't it be better to rent them outside together?"

Although Su Chen spent the money, the thought of those extra several thousand yuan still bothered him.

She couldn't help but feel sorry for him.

Why does all the money go to others? Why doesn't it end up in my hands, Gu Yixin's?

Su Chen: "Then give me back my clothes? I'll go and return them to her?"

Gu Yixin glared at him: "Why?! It's rented, so that dress is mine today!"

"That's settled then. Once you've spent the money, don't worry about whether it was worth it or not."

"Besides, you said their clothes are pretty~ just take a few more pictures and they'll all come back."

Su Chen stroked his chin: "If Brother Hao takes good photos, maybe we can sell your photos to the Ancient Style Society and recoup some of our losses."

"Really?" Gu Yixin's eyes gleamed.

"Dream on~ Even if you give me money, it'll be for me."

These few words were enough to make Gu Yixin so angry that she leaned back in her chair and sulked.

"Alright, cousin, stop teasing her." Lin Luoxue chuckled to herself, seeing that Gu Yixin was angry, and stepped in to smooth things over: "By the way, we girls have our clothes, what about you boys'?"

Su Chen didn't care: "Bi Shisan is good with his hands. We can just have him make a hood out of cardboard, cut out a few holes, and we'll go in."

"It's just a masquerade ball, do you think they'll recognize us?"