Moreover, what kind of unconventional statement is this? It's truly unique to say it so openly and honestly.
"The president seems to know what **video is. Could you explain it to me?"
Kaguya Shinomiya looked at Miyuki Shirogane and said, "It's not for any other reason; I genuinely don't know."
③ Yi Erba Ⅰ ④ Yi San Jiu
"You didn't know? That's true."
Mr. Shirogane Miyuki was taken aback, then remembered Kaguya Shinomiya's misunderstanding of the first time, which clearly showed that he did have some deficiencies in his knowledge in certain areas.
"Ahem, I'm not sure how to say it. How about I let Fujiwara tell you?"
Shirogane Miyuki felt that answering this so-called ** video was too difficult for him, and then his gaze fell on Fujiwara Chika beside him.
Since it was Fujiwara Chika who explained things the first time last time, let's let her do it again this time.
Fujiwara Chika blushed and whispered in Shinomiya Kaguya's ear.
"Kaguya-san, **Videos is... for studying... so whenever it's late at night... this is the platform."
After hearing Fujiwara Chika's explanation, Shinomiya Kaguya's face instantly turned as red as if she were basking in the midday sun in Henan, making it very easy for her to blush.
"Truly, truly, truly shameless."
"How could such a thing be done..."
After Kaguya Shinomiya finished speaking, she began to ramble somewhat.
"Where are you, Asagiri Kaname? Where, where have I seen you before?"
[Sato Kazuma raised his head and shouted.]
[“Ah, ahhhhhh, aren’t you Asagiri Kaname? Why are you up? Are you telling me you need to finish off the enemy?”]
[Sato Kazuma suddenly heard a noise behind him and turned around to see the last of the three people slowly standing up, a bullet lodged in his forehead.]
[That person also removed the bullet, and then, looking at Sato Kazuma, he rolled up his sleeves aggressively, as if ready for a big fight.]
"What, is your special move rolling up your sleeves and then spitting on your palms? Why don't you roll up your trouser sleeves too?"
[Watching the other person's actions, Sato Kazuma started muttering to himself. The other person didn't say much, simply drawing two daggers and attacking Sato Kazuma.]
[The lack of bullets doesn't mean Sato Kazuma has lost his fighting ability. On the contrary, the pistol limits Sato Kazuma's fighting ability because Sato Kazuma's true strength is not with guns, but with swords, although his swordsmanship is not as good as before.]
"Oh dear."
"Pfft."
"Never heard of 'an inch longer, an inch stronger,' you idiot?"
Before that person could even touch Sato Kazuma, Sato stabbed him twice in the abdomen and then lifted him up.
[Then the scene suddenly froze again, followed by Sato Kazuma's inner thoughts, or rather, Sato Kazuma speaking in place of the person beside him.]
["You might be thinking, shouldn't this man in the red suit be a superhero? How come he's skewering someone else with two knives?"]
"So, let me remind you again, although I'm super, super awesome, super handsome, I'm not a superhero."
"That's right. What you just saw didn't look like a righteous execution; it looked more like a murder. I can only say you're correct."
"That's right, I, Kazuma Sato, am committing murder. I'm murdering someone named Kaname Asagiri. So if you, the viewer, know someone named Kaname Asagiri, please call the Deadpool hotline: 1145141919810."
"This is the second time, and this time he directly said it was you who was watching. I'm getting more and more interested in this guy called Deadpool."
"What kind of ability does he have, and why does he know that he is being watched?"
"Of course, you might still have doubts, so let's make a bet. I'm sure it's not just this twice."
L spoke to the person behind the light screen.
Seeing Kazuma Sato's inner thoughts on the screen, L instantly became very interested, since Kazuma Sato's inner thoughts were as if he knew he was being watched.
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"Both behaviors strongly suggest that he knew he was being watched."
Light Yagami wrote this sentence in the notebook where Deadpool was recorded.
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"It's like the characters in a game: do they know they're in a game?"
Katsuragi Keima guessed as he looked at Sato Kazuma on the light screen.
After all, the way he performed, scoring twice, shows that anyone who isn't distracted can see this characteristic of Kazuma Sato.
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Why are you looking at me like that?
Kazuma Sato felt a malicious gaze fixed on him, and then he saw Hachiman Hikigaya looking at him.
"So what if you think you're amazing? You actually know you're being watched."
96: Kazuma Sato: You're not going to chase me around with a pencil, are you? You're not going to put on a high-speed chase, are you?
"It's as impressive as a comic book character knowing they're a comic book character."
"Hachiman Hikigaya said, and Kazuma Sato nodded in agreement."
"Right? I, Grandpa Kazuma, am very strong. I can say that based on that alone, I can crush 99% of people."
"But I'm also very curious about the specifics of the situation."
Kazuma Sato said that this ability is indeed very confusing and hard to describe. If you really have to say, the analogy of Hachiman Hikigaya is the most appropriate.
"Just keep watching and you'll find out."
Zhuge Cong said that Deadpool breaking the fourth wall is standard procedure.
"To get back to the point, although I am committing murder, as the famous genius Zhuge Cong said, many love stories begin with murder, just like the content shown here, which will also be a love story."
"So, to tell this love story well, I have to start from a long time ago, when I was stuffed into this red bodysuit."
[Two and a half years ago.]
"Can I speak slowly? I... I didn't order pizza, I didn't order any."
The male homeowner, somewhat annoyed, glared at the deliveryman in front of him.
"But the address says this place, and you're Mr. No Money, aren't you?"
"Yes, I am Mr. No Money, but Mr. No Money didn't order pizza."
[After arguing with the delivery driver for half a day without getting paid, I felt like I was about to explode.]
"Who else could it be but you?"
"I called, I called, thank goodness it finally arrived."
[Amidst the sound of flushing water coming from inside the testing room, Kazuma Sato emerged from the toilet.]
"Glass and olive oil, right?"
[Sato Kazuma looked at the deliveryman and spoke with such self-righteousness that the homeowner, Mo Deqian, was completely dumbfounded.]
"Yes, olives and glass, a perfect sweet and savory combination."
The delivery driver also mistook Sato Kazuma for Mo Deqian's friend, while Mo Deqian was unaware that his friend had ordered pizza.
"Who the hell are you hooking up with? What the hell are you doing in my house?"
[Mo Deqian, seeing Sato Kazuma, immediately got angry and launched a barrage of attacks.]
[Sato Kazuma, on the other hand, directly taught Mo Deqian how to speak politely by pulling out a gun and pointing it at him. Mo Deqian immediately shut up and then looked at the deliveryman and said...]
"Is it burnt? I like it tender, doesn't everyone like it tender?"
The delivery driver, who was standing nearby, also noticed the situation and realized something was wrong.
"No, no, it wasn't burnt."
As a delivery driver, his job was only to deliver the food; he wouldn't know if it was burnt or not. But seeing the gun in front of him, he still insisted it wasn't burnt, all for his own life.
"Oh, brother, if you're here for the card game, I've already spoken to Andy Lau. He said you can just take whatever you want."
Feeling increasingly uncertain as he spoke, Mo Deqian simply pulled out his wallet and handed it to Sato Kazuma.
【“谢谢。”】
[Sato Kazuma naturally took the wallet and said.]
"Excuse me, sir, could you leave a tip and some money for the pizza before you start?"
The deliveryman suddenly spoke up, saying, "This is something Sato Kazuma can't figure out."
"What's your name again?"
"I have no money."
"You and this guy are a good match. No money, no money, alright, no money, give me a few slaps. My name is Sato Kazuma."
[Sato Kazuma extended his hand in a high-five gesture. The deliveryman, seeing this, thought he might finally get paid. After all, even without a tip, he should at least get the cost of the pizza. If he didn't even get the pizza cost, he'd have to use his own wages to make up the difference.]
"Forget about the tip and pizza money, okay? It's a small amount. Besides, I'm not here for him, I'm here for you."
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