Xing rubbed her chin. Such a bizarre online name, after thinking about it, only Su Jinyan fits the bill among the people I know.
In March, Su Jinyan invited me to a date at the Taibu Temple.
"It turns out I'm a more charming and beautiful girl than you."
After glancing at the text message, March 7th said defiantly:
"What kind of date is this? He just said it was a surprise."
"Hey, you haven't actually fallen for that awful guy, have you?"
Xing chuckled mischievously, "Is Little March jealous?"
March 7th pouted and said, "No way! How could I possibly like a guy like that!"
[Did you rummage through the trash today? Explain to me what a surprise is!]
[Lord Fu Xuan's dog: A surprise? Can you still call it a surprise if you tell me?]
[Did you rummage through the trash today?: The dignified Su Taibu actually invited underage girls out at night and held a party.]
[If you don't explain clearly, I'll forward this message to Tingyun and Fuxuan.]
[Lord Fu Xuan's dog: Idiot, threatening me? You've eaten less salt than I've eaten rice.]
[Did you rummage through the trash today?: Fine, fine, you think you can bully me just because I'm young and haven't seen as much salt as you guys?]
[Okay, then I'll drink a jar of salt every day from now on, until I die from the saltiness, and then I'll come find you every day after I become a ghost.]
[Lord Fu Xuan's dog: Stop fooling around, don't you want to see Kafka?]
[Kafka invited us to her house tonight, are you coming?]
Kafka invited me to her home?
Xing frowned deeply: "March, what do you think I should do?"
Chapter 107 Qingque's Declaration of War (8K)
Taibusi, the library and attic.
Qingque looked serious and focused intently on writing at her desk.
[Dear Father and Mother:]
I am very sorry, but please allow me to decline the marriage you arranged for me when I was young.
[I already have someone I like...]
It's truly rare to see someone so diligent in their work.
Su Jinyan quietly walked behind Qingque, covered her eyes, and asked in a rough voice:
"Little sparrow, guess who I am?"
Qingque asked uncertainly, "Is there a punishment for guessing wrong and a reward for guessing right?"
Su Jinyan nodded: "That's right."
Qingque pondered, "Hmm...you are Miss Tingyun..."
Su Jinyan was furious: "Whose Miss Tingyun has such a loud voice? I'll give you one more chance."
Qingque: "I understand. What brings General to the library?"
Su Jinyan: "Jing Yuan's voice isn't even that deep!"
Qingque: "Grand Diviner, I was wrong, I'll never slack off again..."
"No, I don't think I was slacking off."
Su Jinyan's expression was unfriendly: "Que'er, do you really want to be punished by me?"
Qingque chuckled and said, "Master Su is so busy with affairs of state, how come he has the leisure to visit his good friend?"
"So, tell me, are you going to give me a raise or a vacation?"
Su Jinyan pinched Qingque's delicate face: "You're so good at slacking off, and you still want a raise and a vacation? No way."
Qingque said resentfully, "Ayan, you're really becoming more and more biased towards the Grand Diviner."
Su Jinyan explained, "After all, she is my master."
Qingque snorted: "Oh right, right, she's your master, but I'm not?"
"On your first day at the company, I will teach you the art of slacking off and how to defeat the Emperor's Jade."
"I also taught you the secrets to working happily and the techniques for slacking off in the workplace. Have you forgotten all of that?"
"In a way, I, Qingque, am also your teacher."
Su Jinyan rubbed his hands together: "Teacher Qingque, I didn't expect you to like role-playing."
"I originally just wanted to come see you tonight, but now I have no choice but to come."
Qingque proudly put her hands on her hips and imitated Fu Xuan's tone: "Hmph, you traitor!"
"Did you meet your performance targets for this month? Have you finished writing the review report that you've been putting off for a year?"
"If you can't even do this, then I'll have to punish you properly. Open your mouth!"
Su Jinyan said with dissatisfaction, "Don't speak ill of my Lady Taibu. She is very gentle."
Qingque's lips parted slightly: "You said the Grand Diviner is gentle?"
"Indeed, in the eyes of someone you like, any flaw can be tolerated."
"Do you know how badly the Grand Diviner treated me?"
Su Jinyan: "What did she do to you?"
Qingque said indignantly, "I don't know why, but since we came back today, the Grand Diviner has been in a particularly bad mood."
"She made me finish writing a review that I had been putting off for a year, and a work summary that I had been putting off for a month."
"Otherwise, make me write a self-criticism and read it aloud in front of everyone at the Grand Master of Ceremonies."
Su Jinyan's expression was clear: "So you were just writing a work summary and review?"
Qingque looked slightly smug: "No, I'm writing a self-criticism."
Su Jinyan: "?"
Qingque counted on her fingers and said seriously, "Look, this work summary and review should have at least two parts, right?"
"Moreover, I've been putting it off for a year, and I still have to look up information to write it, which is especially troublesome."
“A self-criticism is different; it only needs to be a few hundred words, no problem at all.”
Su Jinyan reminded him, "But that's something you have to read in public. Don't you think that's embarrassing?"
Qingque retorted, "In front of everyone, you asked Lord Fu Xuan to stomp on your face with her little white-socked feet."
"Then, Su Taibu, do you feel ashamed?"
Su Jinyan answered proudly, "No."
Qingque spread her hands and said, "Look, here it is."
“Ayan, in essence, we are the same kind of people.”
"It's just that you're a womanizer, while I prefer to slack off."
Su Jinyan pulled Qingque onto his lap: "No wonder..."
"No wonder, I felt we got along very well from the interview."
Qingque pouted her lips: "Yes, you get along with everyone."
"Poor Qingque was ruthlessly played with and abused by her boss, subjected to unspoken rules time and time again, yet received no reward whatsoever."
"Alas, where is justice? I'm going to report you to the Earth Balance Bureau for sexually harassing your subordinates."
Su Jinyan sneered, "The Earth Balance Division is full of my old acquaintances."
Qingque: "Then I'll go to the Shence Mansion."
Su Jinyan gently licked Qingque's snow-white earlobe.
"Do you think General Yu might think this is part of our romantic relationship?"
Qingque's pretty face stiffened slightly: "Then...then I'll go to the Ten Kings' Division and report you to the judge!"
"I imagine the judge there would be happy to send you in."
Su Jinyan pondered and said, "That's true."
Qingque, feeling smug that she had caught Su Jinyan red-handed, became complacent.
"So, you can't be too biased in the future."
"Now that you're in a high position, you should protect me better and let me take a few more days off."
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