Naruto: With maxed-out affection, I am invincible in the ninja world.

"How is it?" Madara glanced at Obito and said indifferently.

Black Zetsu approached Madara and whispered:

"Lord Madara, Uchiha Haneda has left the Land of Waterfall and is moving southeast towards the Land of Fire."

"They're moving very fast; they should be able to get there in about a day."

Upon hearing this, Ban smiled.

Haneda had anticipated heading to the battlefield in Kirigakure.

It was he who sent White Zetsu to leak the news that Kirigakure was going to launch a major attack on Konoha.

Otherwise, given Kirigakure's policy of isolationism, it would be almost impossible for Konoha's ninjas to find out such secrets.

"Very good. Let's begin the plan."

Ban said calmly.

Obito, who was lying on the bed, kept eavesdropping.

But the conversation between Madara and Black Zetsu seemed to be muffled, as if it had been blocked out.

Obito couldn't help but ask loudly:

"What are you talking about?"

Upon hearing the sound, Madara glanced at Obito, then closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Black Zetsu ignored Obito's thoughts, detached himself from White Zetsu, and burrowed underground.

Meanwhile, in the basement, Bai Jue laughed exaggeratedly:

"Guess! Hahaha."

"Baka! No matter how I guessed, I didn't hear a single word!"

Another White Zetsu covered his mouth and laughed:

"If you tell us what it feels like to poop, I'll secretly tell you."

"Idiot, Lord Madara is still up there!"

"Ha~ What did I just say..." Bai Jue scratched the back of his head and laughed.

At this moment, Obito couldn't stand these two idiots anymore and shouted:

"Hey! How am I supposed to describe what pooping feels like? Am I supposed to poop in front of you guys?"

"And can you guys be a little more normal?!"

White ignored Obito's words and mocked him:

"Hey~ as if you're so normal? Someone keeps calling out 'Linlinlin, Haneda Haneda Haneda' while sleeping."

"Does he want to go outside to retrieve the bells?"

Another White Zetsu added insult to injury:

"And occasionally there are idiots, idiots, idiots."

"Isn't he calling for idiot Kakashi?"

"Yes, I've shouted it occasionally!"

The two white-haired monsters chattered away.

After a while, the two white Zetsu looked at Obito again, who was embarrassed and deeply ashamed.

One of the White Zetsu raised his hand and asked curiously:

"Um...can I ask a question?"

"The urge to poop... By the way, what does the urge to poop feel like?"

Obito waved his right hand, speechless:

"Baka! Just how obsessed are you with poop?!"

"Is it really necessary to be so angry..." Bai Jue muttered to himself, then thought about needing to relieve himself.

…………

The next day, within the Land of Fire.

Haneda quickly headed towards Mount Kikyo.

Mount Kikyo is located southeast of Konoha, separated from it by only a line.

Based on the content of the original work, it can be inferred that during the Third Shinobi World War, Konoha was once driven as far as Kikyo Mountain, almost to the village entrance.

The brutality of this war is evident.

Thinking of this, Haneda's hand unconsciously reached for the hilt of the sword hanging at his waist.

Regardless, he had to get to the battlefield, hide beside Kakashi, and wait for an opportunity to strike.

rustling...

The shoes made a soft sound as they stepped on the tree branches and the ground.

Suddenly, three figures appeared in front of Haneda.

The Third Tsuchikage, Onoki, Kakuzu of Akatsuki, and Sasori of the Red Sand!

Three Kage-level characters!

Haneda's gaze sharpened.

He didn't understand why Onoki was here.

It's important to understand that once Onoki leaves Iwagakure's main battlefield, it's like a dragon without a leader!

"I didn't expect you to actually show up here," Scorpion said, sounding slightly excited.

He was offered a job by Onoki, which he initially intended to refuse outright.

But when Onoki found out that Uchiha Haneda was the one lying in ambush, he agreed without hesitation.

As for Kakuzu, he's completely driven by money.

In short, Onoki paid more than enough money to buy Haneda's life.

“Uchiha Haneda, so far, you alone have killed nearly a thousand Iwagakure people.”

"Whether it's the hatred from Iwagakure or your reputation as a genius, I will not stand idly by and watch you continue to grow stronger!"

Onoki looked at Haneda and said sternly again.

"Everyone, let's do it!"

…………

Chapter 164 Escape!

"and many more!"

Haneda took out a scroll from his pouch, tore it open, and a briefcase appeared beside him.

He addressed Kakuzu:

"One hundred million to help me get out of here, how about it?"

"One hundred million???"

Kakuzu coughed a few times and turned his gaze to Onoki.

The meaning is clear: it's time to pay more.

"One hundred and ten million! One hundred and ten million from Iwagakure!"

Onoki didn't hesitate to add more money.

He would rather see this renowned genius boy from Konoha die here than spend money.

"Two hundred million! I guarantee it with the honor of the Uchiha clan!!"

Haneda opened the briefcase, revealing bundles of silver notes, exuding a strong scent of ink.

That smelled of money; even the corners of the room were extremely envious.

Seeing that Kakuzu was very interested, Onoki could only hold up two fingers and say:

"Two hundred and ten million! Mr. Kakuzu, don't forget that I am the Third Tsuchikage."

"Since you've accepted the task, you have to complete it to a high standard, right?"

"What do you say, Mr. Puppet Master?"

Onoki was afraid that Haneda would ask for more money, so he used Iwagakure as a backer.

He then dragged Scorpion into the water, making Kakuzu wary.

Kakuzu glanced at Sasori and Onoki, hesitated for a moment, and then said:

"Ahem... I've always traveled the world with my reputation on the basis of integrity, and I would never do anything as dishonorable as betrayal!"